"81 pushups per minute? That's like 1.35 of them every single second. Seems impossible to me, but I guess you have no reason to lie, so I guess I'll believe it."
Sounds like a fallacy to me. Anyway, I don't think your buddy Shawn Sutter would appreciate you being so eager to give his name out like that. What's his rank, by the way, and his age, height, weight, location, and mother's maiden name?
Are you aware of his social security and phone number?
Lol, you don't have to sweat all those question, just being a smart ass. Just give me his SS# and we'll be cool.