hey

Here's what I think you should do:

1. Go to Rona and buy yourself a shovel, an axe, a saw, some wood screws, the appropriate screwdriver, some rope, and the necessary parts to rig a pulley of some sort.

2. Dig a wide hole. About the diameter of the Bow River here in Calgary..its length really doesn't matter.

3. Have a good cry. Really, go ahead....you'll need enough of your emo tears to fill the hole you dug.

4. After you've finished sniffling, go chop down some trees.

5. Using all of the tools you bought, build a bridge on the canal-type-thing you've just created.

6. And finally, after crying a river and building a bridge... Get over it.


....:D


Or you could just say something back along the lines of "well, your mother and your sister don't seem to mind...oh and, lose some weight."
 
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Slap yourself in the face as often as needed until you understand that using aas before you're 21 should NEVER be done!
 
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