Have you put off dating until you lose the weight?

Reading this post has been so funny.

Im married so no I haven't..however I am planning a date where my husband picks me up in a bar/club LMBO. The idea is to look smoken hot..find the hottest single guy there, make eye contact a couple times, end up dancing with him. Then im going to let my husband pick me up and walk out with me. It should be pretty funny and kinky har har.

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baglady2713 said:
you have no shame...i like that in a person!! :D

plus your talk of bungholes & cucumbers makes my long ramble about lack of anything going on south of the border & my george clooney sex dreams seem quite tame in comparison...so thanks for that LOL
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Sorry to hear about your South of the border issue. But, uh...how are things going up North of the border? Good?

I don't have much going on South of the border either. I mean, sure, I take some trips down there every once in a while, but vacations aren't the same if you don't have someone to go with. I mean, yeah, it's still a fun trip, but when you finally get home, you realize it could've been a lot better if someone else was there with you. Sure, the island down there might be small, but it has a lot to offer. It's still a cozy place to visit and I'm sure it could make some other people happy. Not everybody, because it's a small, small place, but some people might like it. If you haven't figured it out by now, I'm saying that I masturbate quite a bit, I wish someone else would do it for me and that I have a small, unsatisfying weiner.
 
dear chef....

hahaha...you're a funny guy...

lets see if i can go one step further in our humiliating lack of action confessions...

today i went out for lunch with my sister...my 'confession' is that i was pathetically pleased when some fellas/guys whistled & smiled at me... how sad is that???! not to mention silly & kinda shallow but have to say it did put a spring in my step...we all like attention i suppose. i should just mention of course that they only actually saw me from the head & shoulders up!! LOL as i was sitting in the car...pretty sure they weren't checking out my boobs (do you say boobs in the US??) as still chilly here so too cold to get the girls out...see thats the one thing i'll miss about my weight gain...the bigger boobs!! just such a friggin pity that the bigger boobs had to come with bigger hips too...god dammit!!!!!!!

anyway............
later on felt a little antsy & didn't know why...felt hungry all day though i'd eaten like i have been doing lately...but i just didn't feel really satisfied.....

then it slowly dawned on me...was there a connection between the two??? was i feeling a little funny & unsettled b/c of those guys today??? was my body aware on some level that what i really wanted/needed even was one of them...y'know one of those man things.......... :D preferably in my bed...

no wonder then that eating didn't do it for me....as really i was hungry for some hot & heavy man love!! hahaha

oooooh thats another reason why i don't like lite weights when it comes to men...as i like to feel the weight of a man on top of me........hmmmmm

maybe i should advertise....curvy chick wants man to squish her senseless...

like you say...its not like i can't take matters in to my own hands...i certainly have the fertile imagination for it...what with alec baldwin/jeffery dean morgan & gerard butler to think about :drool5:...not a total harlot though i do usually have a storyline...basically along the lines of they meet me & become totally besotted....& have to have me right there right then...other times its all 3 of them together...& me...& well...then it all just gets pure filthy!!!!!!

still going solo never quite the same is it???? for me...theres something missing...& no still not sold on the salad vegetables as sex toys idea!!!

i might not post for a couple of days...think i need to take cold showers hourly!! who knows what i might say next?? though very aware this is someone elses thread...so have not said the f word once...actually its not even that word i have in mind...i really just want to get ****

worried i might be turning into a bit of a celibate nympho....might not be actually having sex but lately thinking about it a helluva lot.....i sooooo have to lose some more weight to feel comfortable getting busy in the boudoir though...which is so friggin depressing...patience has never been one of my strong points...i'll have to focus on something i can have...shoes?? nahhhhh


listening to this just now...anything to take my mind off....y'know.........

anyway...
about to take a soak in the tub...with candles & bath oils...have to go...alec, jeffery & gerard await me...:newangel:
 
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just found this pic...

so i have a visual for my bathtime fantasy ;)





what man/woman/gay or straight wouldn't want to be the filling in a butler/morgan sandwich?? (i'd even overlook jefferys dodgy moustashe...)
 
baglady2713 said:
so i have a visual for my bathtime fantasy ;)





what man/woman/gay or straight wouldn't want to be the filling in a butler/morgan sandwich?? (i'd even overlook jefferys dodgy moustashe...)
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Umm, ME? I would dislike a Gerard Butler and Whoever-that-is Morgan sandwich very much. I mean, I wouldn't mind the man bodies or even the penises touching me, but...eh, who am I kidding? I'd do just about anything to be the meat if Gerard Butler and another man were the bread holding our sexually fused, man-happy sandwich together.

What the hell am I talking about? God, I need to get laid...SOON.
 
chef...

man-happy sandwich??! hahaha i like that...except if you're the meat & they're the bread where would that leave me?? watching from the wardrobe??
i don't blummin think so............

dreamt about noel last night (gallagher from oasis...in my mind though we're on first name terms...) now while not a big guy hes soooo witty & sarcastic i'd make an exception for him...anyday....:drool5:


of course we've hijacked this thread now with all our frustrated sex talk so apologies to the OP...

think it was actually about dating too...y'know all that other stuff besides the getting naked part...a connection with someone/affection/friendship blahblahblah....

having a someone who when you see them you just want to kiss the face off them & squeeze the life out of them...or is that just me??? a friend used to say i lived my life like in a movie...so maybe its movie sex/love that i want...

i am very passionate, caring & faithful (though there was a bit of a grey area with a detective once...we had a very naughty affair...i had started divorce proceedings from no.3 he just wouldn't acknowledge we were divorcing. so don't think that counts as an actual affair as such i meant b/c it was purely sexual) yeah i'm all that & more...until i divorce them that is...

passion/sex/instant attraction/mental & emotional connection...i've had all that at various time & its wonderful while it lasts...but in my experience things change (probably me!! as i can also be a bit moody...or so i'm told :rolleyes: & either very up or down...though i do try not to be such a drama queen nowadays...but its hard...think its just in my nature) yrs after i divorced no.1 he said to me re our marrige...well...it was never dull...LOL

or maybe i'm just not the marrying type after all...if i ever do get to live in NYC in my brownstone...i'd do the woody/mia thing across the park (before soon-yi)...yeah i could handle separate homes.

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well...i'm almost certain i could handle a long-term r/ship living in separate houses...say about 75% certain??! still good odds...
 
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being in it for the long haul...

think i may have sounded a bit flippant about marriage in my other post...just because i don't know anything about making a marriage go the distance i do admire anyone whose marriage has lasted for yrs (my 3 combined...totalled a mere 3 yrs 8 mths...) y'know those couples who have worked at their r/ship. being in a long-termr/ship i'm sure must be lovely...someone to watch over me...as the song goes...:)

but then the contrary miss in me thinks...if i did find 'the someone' to complete me (jerry maguire...remember??!) should such a r/ship have to be 'work'?? & we're back to movie love again...............LOL
 
I haven't dated in over a month and I've found that I don't miss it. I'm also tired of dating men whose social lives revolve around food. I joined an adult kickball league and matches start later this month; hopefully I'll make some friends who enjoy socializing over physical activities instead of the dinner table.
 
a musical interlude........

james walsh from starsailor
great song...& think hes kinda yummy!! after all it takes a real man to pull off wearing a cardigan!!!

i have to say...i think hes far sexier now hes a bit bigger...than when he was very slim & hes cuddlier now too of course...:)

couldn't help but notice though that there are a few comments about his weight on youtube...it seems men are starting to get judged on their appearance too...


actually no hes a sexy b*stard no matter what his size...but still i prefer him bigger...& ten years older if poss...then it wouldn't feel slightly pervy!! LOL
 
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