Tim, pick a damn side. There is not middle ground you wishy washy pirate lover. Vikings were like pirates in training. Which makes them even worse than pirates.
NBS, everyone knows ninjas can fly and can chop cannonballs in half with their eyes. No one needs that Pirate Propaganda trying to blur the true truth, which is that ninjas are mammals and are TOTALLY AWESOME.
Evo, hippos pee in the water to smite their enemies. Pirates have overwhelmingly bad taste for all things and therefore HATE hawaiian punch. No one wants a pirate to EVER meet a hippo. The hippo's wrath and totally sweet guitar skills would rip the world in two. In fact, ninjas are the TOTALLY awesome mellow brother of the hippos. We're damn lucky that ninjas killed all the damn pirates so that the hippos wouldn't run into one and blow up the earth. Of course this has happened on countless worlds before, and so the Ninjas came out of their mansions overflowing with hot chicks, so full that the doors can't even close right. The ninjas came out and saved the universe by killing all of the pirates.
NBS, everyone knows ninjas can fly and can chop cannonballs in half with their eyes. No one needs that Pirate Propaganda trying to blur the true truth, which is that ninjas are mammals and are TOTALLY AWESOME.
Evo, hippos pee in the water to smite their enemies. Pirates have overwhelmingly bad taste for all things and therefore HATE hawaiian punch. No one wants a pirate to EVER meet a hippo. The hippo's wrath and totally sweet guitar skills would rip the world in two. In fact, ninjas are the TOTALLY awesome mellow brother of the hippos. We're damn lucky that ninjas killed all the damn pirates so that the hippos wouldn't run into one and blow up the earth. Of course this has happened on countless worlds before, and so the Ninjas came out of their mansions overflowing with hot chicks, so full that the doors can't even close right. The ninjas came out and saved the universe by killing all of the pirates.