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evolution said:
Sorry Fuel, I have to handle this Pirate-Lover here and now...
Look, the facts are laid out there. The only reason you are defending pirates is because you are either 1.) A pirate or 2.) A totally lame chicken butthole-eater.
They are the SAME THING. Not even PIRATES like pirates. They just do it because they can't fight their stupid and totally NOT sweet nature.
If I wasn't so afraid of getting my head chopped off and having my girlfriend boned by a bigger cock that the biggest blackest boner ever, I would call my ninja buddies and report you. The only thing is ninjas HATE stupid ringtones, and I'll be damned if I call one and he gets pissed.
LeiYunFat said:
It seems you have found out part of my identity-I come from a line of pirates that were secretly disguised as sea captains but I digress.
Pirates aren't stupid, they're mistaken for this because they are often 'rummed out'. And since they are usually 'rummed out' they have liquor courage beyond their normal super-human courage and fight all the time. In fact, pirates are best at two things-plundering and scoring with uber-hawt chicks. If it seems like they don't like each other it's because you don't have an understanding of the complexity of the pirate mind. They are busy trying to get a bigger cut of the booty and therefore must undermine genius tactics to get more...this makes them entrepreneurs. If they can't out-think the other pirate, they fight...which goes back to being good at fighting because they do it so often.
A)Ninjas have to rely on stealth because they cannot fight.
B)Ninjas do not like other ninjas because they work alone or rather have no social skills and are unable to work alone.
C)Most ninjas act as monks during the day and are therefore hypocritical-monks are supposed to be all love and respect others and nature...this really shows a lack of moral character.
D)Ninjas are bi-polar because they often go from being non-chalant to flipping out and killing people.
And lastly, pirates used guns. Ninjas (and Samurai) were almost killed to extinction due to guns. This means that pirates are obviously superior to ninjas.
Not to mention, ninjas have to hide in secret and wear masks to conceal their identities=pussy.
Wow, Evo brought up some excellent points here...it's gonna take a lot (an inconceivable argument) to come back to that
Sorry to hi jack your post fuel...I think you need to bulk up, you can maintain the abs and still have size, girls like size on a guy..trust me on that one, aside from the obvious liking the guns etc...they feel protected
Sorry to hi jack your post fuel...I think you need to bulk up, you can maintain the abs and still have size, girls like size on a guy..trust me on that one, aside from the obvious liking the guns etc...they feel protected
You've obviously never seen a ninja flip out and kill someone. It is indeed both awesome AND TOTALLY SWEET. Look, if you want to take your stupid arguments to a real ninja-- not the pirates who dress up as ninjas for pirate propaganda-- you'll get a rude awakening. But then you won't be awake for long, cause you'll probably get destroyed instantly.evolution said:
Okay, but if you want me to come up with even more stuff...Ninjas play guitars. AND they are related to Hippos. Pirates play accordions and interbreed with parrots.
I think you've misunderstood the paradox of ninjas, something that makes them INFINITELY more complex that stupid pirates.
On one hand, they are totally cool and don't care about anything. On the other hand, they are TOTALLY CRAZY AND WILL FLIP OUT AND KILL ANYTHING. My friend Richie said he heard of this one Ninja that was so cool and crazy that he killed himself after he ran out of things to kill. Since when have you heard of Pirates being this totally paradoxal? This is what pirates do; when they are done stealing each other’s booties, they play stupid games like "catch the scurvy". The loser gets a new peg leg and the whole crew takes all his booty.
That's about the extent of pirate entrepreneurship.
Pirates are just lame. They spend time with guys ALL the time, while ninjas have SUPER-HOT girlfriends. So hot that steam comes out of their heads.
No ninja has ever been killed by a pirate, EVER. End of story.
Well just to say while you guys go on talking about ninjas and pirates...I personally think Matt should stay as he is for the summer and not bulk up again BECAUSE HE JUST DID! Now its time to get chicks with ripped abs...and come winter, bulk again!
As for me, i just wanna have ripped abs like Matt's until i get to 17 and can actually gain any decent muscle, then bulk.
As for me, i just wanna have ripped abs like Matt's until i get to 17 and can actually gain any decent muscle, then bulk.
You're both just being patriotic to your races.
Lei is is chinese, so obviously he's gonna boast about Ninja's.
Evo is caucasian, so he's obviously gonna boast about Pirates. (And yes I did just refer to all asians as chinese)
Either way they all suck, because as we all know so very well in our subconscience, VIKINGS own them all.
Go run home pansy's.
Lei is is chinese, so obviously he's gonna boast about Ninja's.
Evo is caucasian, so he's obviously gonna boast about Pirates. (And yes I did just refer to all asians as chinese)
Either way they all suck, because as we all know so very well in our subconscience, VIKINGS own them all.
Go run home pansy's.
Well you better pick that case up again, because it's about to fall off the table and shatter everywhere:
Ninjas:Hippos
Vikings
irates
[stupid] Pirates:Super weak chicken butthole eaters.
Nobody, you need to grow up and get with the picture. No one likes Vikings and you know it. If you're ready to get pumped, then check this: realultimatepower.net
Now you all have no reason to deny ninjas. Outta mah fayce!
Ninjas:Hippos
Vikings
irates[stupid] Pirates:Super weak chicken butthole eaters.
Nobody, you need to grow up and get with the picture. No one likes Vikings and you know it. If you're ready to get pumped, then check this: realultimatepower.net
Now you all have no reason to deny ninjas. Outta mah fayce!
LeiYunFat said:Well you better pick that case up again, because it's about to fall off the table and shatter everywhere:
Ninjas:Hippos
Vikings
[stupid] Pirates:Super weak chicken butthole eaters.
Nobody, you need to grow up and get with the picture. No one likes Vikings and you know it. If you're ready to get pumped, then check this: realultimatepower.net
Now you all have no reason to deny ninjas. Outta mah fayce!
'Cept that hippos like to pee in the same water they drink and bathe in. This really knocks ninjas down.
Not to mention that pirates can't be chicken butthole eaters...they never kept chickens on the ship. They ate the giant monster squids they killed...a ninja would never be able to kill a giant monster squid.
I will say that Robert's realultimatepower site is freakin' funny.
Pirates and Ninjas are both equally cool.
Ninjas bounce around the place quietly in black clothes and throw spiky stars at people and pirates have wooden legs, foul mouthed birds on their shoulders and say "arhh me-harties!! "
So to settle this, both ninjas and pirates are cool.
Oh, and the only good things about vikings is that they have a cool accent and wear cool hats with horns.
Ninjas bounce around the place quietly in black clothes and throw spiky stars at people and pirates have wooden legs, foul mouthed birds on their shoulders and say "arhh me-harties!!
"So to settle this, both ninjas and pirates are cool.
Oh, and the only good things about vikings is that they have a cool accent and wear cool hats with horns.