Curvie Girlie The Diary: Mind Playin' Tricks on Me

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Those things don't come with instructions...

Luckily though, sometimes they do come with instructors...:sifone:

And if everyone does their job right, the instructors cum with the instructees....
 
yeah I need to stop reading your journal Val till it calms back down. all this teasing is frustrating. and yes my scorpio sounds a lot like yours in that area. :D Makes for one happy hunny when he's home. but DAMN, this is no fun. :(
 
yeah I need to stop reading your journal Val till it calms back down. all this teasing is frustrating. and yes my scorpio sounds a lot like yours in that area. :D Makes for one happy hunny when he's home. but DAMN, this is no fun. :(

Ahhhh all this sex talk is getting you randy? :D I'm sorry my dear girl.

Well, sex is great for weight loss, I can't deny that :sifone:
 
Thanks for the love and well wishes for the dobbie...still working on it :(

I love your diary...it's all over the place and so positive and entertaining, lol. ITS FRIDAY!!!!!!!!
 
Those things don't come with instructions...

Luckily though, sometimes they do come with instructors...:sifone:

And if everyone does their job right, the instructors cum with the instructees....

No, we don't come with instructions.

I've always called instruction manuals "Destruction Manuals", mostly because when I use them, I always manage to destroy what I could have done properly without them :D

WTF did I say that for anyway? I think I lost my train of thought somewhere along the tracks ...
 
Maureen: When cunnilingus is involved, the mind can surely be sent off track.

Randy: Cowgirl over the face, preferably grabbing onto something like a bed post. WORD UP! :party:
 
Yeah, I know. Oral sex tends to make me lose what mind I have left ... :biggrinjester:


So any of you ladies circumcised? I know a few who are. That'll make or break a Cun Master's night. Gospel.

I've got one word for that:

OUCH!

I don't even like cut men. Don't even know why it's done if there isn't any medical reason for it ;)

I'm one of those weird women that prefer the uncut look ... thankfully, I've got one of each at my disposal: a turtleneck sweater and a hardhat :D
 
Hey lady! Happy Friday.

Have fun tonight with the girls. Send them all love from me okay. I'm pretty jealous, but that's what I get for being so damn far away.

The orange and purple outfit sounds very YOU... if you know what I mean... :)
 
All this.


I'm thankful for those that have that 'appearance issue' cleaned up. Definitely not a 'must have' cosmetic procedure but sometimes worth the money spent for the vainly insanely.

A tongue loves a smooth stretch of highway. The first stage of labia tracing is a valuable roadmap leading to sensuality for both parties but if you're sloshing over speed bumps, well, that's not very fun :( Excessive labia is more disgusting than too much hair, imo.
 
Hello to all!!!
My name is Valeria, and i am not quite slim :)
My dream is to become like the girls from the posters i have in my room.
I am an economist, but i want to make one site best-diets.eu with the best dieting method. So i want to listen to your opinions. Which is the best method? Why?

Thank you all in advance. :)
 
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