Countdown to OSU vs. Michigan Rematch

I get a laugh every time I see that picture :D
 
A farmer outside of Ann Arbor was working his cattle one day when he heard faint music coming from nearby. After hunting about for a time, he discovered the sound was loudest near one particular calf, and was even louder near the calf's tail. Putting his head close to the calf's hind end, he heard the University of Michigan's fight song

Amazed, he put the calf in the truck and drove the animal to a vet in Ann Arbor. When the vet asked him what was going on, the farmer told him. The vet wen t around behind the calf and gave a listen. He casually agreed he heard the University of Michigan's fight song but didn't seem particularly excited.

"Man, this is unbelievable! How can you stand there and not be amazed?" the farmer asked. The vet, a third generation Ohio State University graduate, said, "Hell, Bud, I'm a Buckeye and I've been listening to assholes sing that song my whole life."
 
I predict something like this

"Troy Smith drops back, ohh wait....whats that....its......its......something he hasn't seen before........it apears to be a defense. Troy looks ......he looks....as baffled as Brady Quinn....oh no......its over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hopefully though, Troy will have just as successful of a post-horse dumpster career as Maurice Clarett. You must be so proud!

The last time I checked Tom Brady was winning 3 Super Bowls and creating a legacy, not too bad from a Michigan player!

An Ohio State fan, a Michigan fan, and a Nebraska fan were walking along the beach, when they came across a magic genie. The magic genie said he would grant them each one wish. The Nebraska fan said that his father was a farmer, he was a farmer, and his son would farm, so he wished that the land would be forever fertile in Nebraska. The genie promptly granted his wish. The Ohio State fan was impressed with this, and then wished for a wall to completely surround the state of Ohio so that no Wolverine fan could ever get inside. The Genie granted his wish. Then, the Michigan fan said, "Tell me more about this wall." the genie answered "It is 150 ft high, and 50 ft wide, and nothing can get in or out of it." So the Michigan fan replied, "Fill it up with water!"

GO Blue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Yea, everyone wants to bring up Maurice. That is old news, he was dealt with and kicked off the team. He must have been hanging out with Chris Perry. Brady is a great QB I will give you that, but he isn't in Ann Arbor any more. There are lots of Buckeye bred players in the NFL, past and present , that are HOFers or on their way, so it makes no difference. Tressel OWNS Lloyd Carr and it will be no exception this Saturday, he will get out coached, simple as that. I just can't wait to see the post game press conference to see what he cries about like he normally does after a loss.


Ann Arbor is a WHORE!!!!
 
I can't wait to see Tressel weeping in his stupid sweater-vest, last time Lloyd had a monkey on his back we smashed the national title and heisman hopes of Notre Dame. Lloyd out-coached Weis, who is much better than Tressel.

You said that Tom Doesn't make a differnece because he's old news, well so are Tressels wins, this is a different team and this is a new era, get used to it!

Aren't rivalries supposed to be like 50/50? Isn't this one something like 58/37? We own you!



Three football fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot
sticking out of the bushes by the side of t he road.

They stopped and discovered a nude female, dead drunk.

Out of respect and propriety, the Michigan fan took off his cap and
placed it over her right breast.

The Michigan State fan took off his cap and placed it over her left
breast.

Following their lead, the Ohio State fan took off his cap and placed it
over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his
inspection.

First, he lifted up the Michigan cap, replaced it and wrote down some
notes.

Next, he lifted the Michigan State cap, replaced it and wrote down some
more notes.

The officer then lifted the Ohio State cap, replaced it, then lifted it
again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last
time.


The Buckeye fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a
pervert or something?" "Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting
and looking?

"Well," said the officer. "Im confused; normally when I look under a
Ohio State hat, I find an asshole."

Go Blue!
 
jsbeckton said:
I can't wait to see Tressel weeping in his stupid sweater-vest, last time Lloyd had a monkey on his back we smashed the national title and heisman hopes of Notre Dame. Lloyd out-coached Weis, who is much better than Tressel.

You said that Tom Doesn't make a differnece because he's old news, well so are Tressels wins, this is a different team and this is a new era, get used to it!

Aren't rivalries supposed to be like 50/50? Isn't this one something like 58/37? We own you!



Three football fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot
sticking out of the bushes by the side of t he road.

They stopped and discovered a nude female, dead drunk.

Out of respect and propriety, the Michigan fan took off his cap and
placed it over her right breast.

The Michigan State fan took off his cap and placed it over her left
breast.

Following their lead, the Ohio State fan took off his cap and placed it
over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his
inspection.

First, he lifted up the Michigan cap, replaced it and wrote down some
notes.

Next, he lifted the Michigan State cap, replaced it and wrote down some
more notes.

The officer then lifted the Ohio State cap, replaced it, then lifted it
again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last
time.


The Buckeye fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a
pervert or something?" "Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting
and looking?

"Well," said the officer. "Im confused; normally when I look under a
Ohio State hat, I find an asshole."

Go Blue!
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Like you said it is old news. 58/37 is old news. Cooper was an awesome recruiter, but a terrible coach. It is "what have you done for me lately?" Different team? He has the same players he had last year with the exception of Manningham, who may or may not be 100%. Regardless, it will be a hell of a game. Typical UM fan, always bringing up the 58/37 series record, last time I checked, since Tressel took over, him and his sweater vest are 4-1 WITH a national championship. UM may own OSU in the overall series, but looks to me like Tressel owns Lloyd and that is all that matters, is the present. Good luck to you on Saturday and I look forward to hearing the excuses on Sunday.
 
aevans410 said:
agreed...

Come on.. everybody sing...

We don't give a damn about the whole state of michigan.. the whole state of michigan, the whole state of michigan...

*hides from Sara*
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We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan, because we're from O-HI-O, we're from O-HI-O..................

Come one, everybody join in.........
 
OHOWIHATEOHIO

I think Bo said it best, there have been streaks on both sides throughout the series, only one thing has been constant, the streaks have ALL ended except the last one..........until Saturday!

P.S. what the #$%& is a buckeye anyways? Very intimidating though.

Troy Smith will be the 4th QB our defense has hurt this year. I wonder if he bleeds buckeye red? Guess we will just have to find out.
 
UM hasn't been able to make him bleed yet, Saturday will be no different. This game will seal the the Heisman for him.
 
The same QB that made their defense look silly the past 2 years will do it again and walk away with the heisman.
 
Falco1 said:
The same QB that made their defense look silly the past 2 years will do it again and walk away with the heisman.
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When I talk about the all-time lopsided victory margin you say "that was in the past", but you insist on bringing up the last 2 years when we weren't the same team,............ and we did have Manningham last year!
 
W/O our star reciever. I do admit that it was much closer than it should have been but as I recal you guys had a bit of a scare that week too.

This is also the same team that held the Heisman frontrunner (and the QB that will be taken in front of Smith) and #2 team to 12 yards pasing at halftime in their own stadium!

You have only beaten a cripled Texas team.


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