~*~ Confessions and Thoughts of a Girl Looking to the Future~*~
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bikinibound
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bikinibound
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I love your random facts . This one though ,You mean there are about 40,000 people a year that don't know how to sit on the throne? Snap off an apendage with the toilet seat? Poisoned from eating the big mint! (only men will get that one)
Too funny !
Have a great day !
Well, in Elle's case it wasn't sitting on the throne that did her in--it was kneeling at it...lmbo.
I get the big mint--we women are not completely ignorant of urinal issue..
Boam46
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Good evening everyone!
Well soo this evening I was sitting around and decided I wanted a change... so I went out and bought hair dye... My hair hasn't dried yet so I'm not sure how its gonna look... but im guess DAMN Good!
Well soo there was no exercise today except for 2 miles around campus and such... i guess that counts...not my usual but something
Food Today:
Breakfast: Eggo nutrigrain wholegrain pancakes (no syrup) and a plum
Snack: plum
Lunch: spinach wrap with turkey provolone lettuce tomato and onion
Dinner: steak with onions salad lettuce tomato and onion no dressing
Random Fact:In Natoma, Kansas, it's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits.
Reference:
Sooo... boys and/or men ... if you plan on going to Kansas make sure you wear a stripped suit... otherwise your open for knifethrowing target practice!
Well soo this evening I was sitting around and decided I wanted a change... so I went out and bought hair dye... My hair hasn't dried yet so I'm not sure how its gonna look... but im guess DAMN Good!
Well soo there was no exercise today except for 2 miles around campus and such... i guess that counts...not my usual but something
Food Today:
Breakfast: Eggo nutrigrain wholegrain pancakes (no syrup) and a plum
Snack: plum
Lunch: spinach wrap with turkey provolone lettuce tomato and onion
Dinner: steak with onions salad lettuce tomato and onion no dressing
Random Fact:In Natoma, Kansas, it's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits.
Reference:
Sooo... boys and/or men
... if you plan on going to Kansas make sure you wear a stripped suit... otherwise your open for knifethrowing target practice!
bikinibound
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Random Fact:In Natoma, Kansas, it's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits.
Reference:
Sooo... boys and/or men
Stipped suits? Who get's the privilege of stripping them? (Raises hand to volunteer)
SoSel
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lmao! Oh, I love the English language. Put a letter in or leave one out and it means something else entirely.
Stripped suits sounds sorta yummy. *pinches self* Still married!
bikinibound
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Ha! Please, girl! Your H is way worse than mine, and look at me...lmbo. You're married, not buried.
Boam46
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bikinibound
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LOL I make a typo and here we go stripping men of their suits
Jenna, you should know by now that when you leave a wide opening like that, I'm going to drive right on in!
SoSel
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That "married not buried" line, I've heard that somewhere before. Never thought it'd apply to me. I met an old friend today [we had a thing once] and he's happily married. It amazed me. I need to get out more.
MsGhettoBooty
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Good evening everyone!
Well soo this evening I was sitting around and decided I wanted a change... so I went out and bought hair dye... My hair hasn't dried yet so I'm not sure how its gonna look... but im guess DAMN Good!
Well soo there was no exercise today except for 2 miles around campus and such... i guess that counts...not my usual but something
Food Today:
Breakfast: Eggo nutrigrain wholegrain pancakes (no syrup) and a plum
Snack: plum
Lunch: spinach wrap with turkey provolone lettuce tomato and onion
Dinner: steak with onions salad lettuce tomato and onion no dressing
OoOoOOoOh you dyed your hair? How did it come out? natural instincts is actually pretty good. My gf swears by it. haha I'm just plain with my black hair. hahaaaa!! As for exercise... ummm yah, you most definitely got your exercise in. That's no small campus, little lady! hahaaaa I'm sure you'll hit the gym and kick ass like it's no one's business tomorrow, girl. As always, that damn steak and onions in your meal plan is making crave for some right now. Damnitt, Jenna.. you girls and your damn menus! Grrrr....lol Love yas...
-Sheryl
bikinibound
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I've been thinking about dying my hair black for awhile now. It's the only color I've ever dyed it. Gonna buy a bottle of dye tomorrow--we'll see when I get up the nerve to actually dye it..lol
HannahStar
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Hello, Congradulations on your weightloss so far.I adore your cat picture
what is his/her name? You have some hot studs up in your diary,must go
cool off in a cold shower,lol.Good luck to you.
what is his/her name? You have some hot studs up in your diary,must go
cool off in a cold shower,lol.Good luck to you.
MidGaGuy
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LMBO!! Sorry to gross you out, Paul! Just be happy that George doesn't visit you!
I was married for 9 years , George visited me too ..... basically
bikinibound
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I was married for 9 years , George visited me too ..... basically
ooohh nooo...you are not visited by George until you have experienced cramps that make you double over, and other things that would gross you out if i said them--so I'm sparing you. But trust me, you cannot even begin to imagine how much of a pain in the ass it is. And then your man wants you to pleasure him--even though you can't get any in return. As if we weren't feeling bad enough..lmao
MidGaGuy
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Hey I wasn't saying I knew what george felt like ! I was just saying that I have witnessed it first hand *L*ooohh nooo...you are not visited by George until you have experienced cramps that make you double over, and other things that would gross you out if i said them--so I'm sparing you. But trust me, you cannot even begin to imagine how much of a pain in the ass it is. And then your man wants you to pleasure him--even though you can't get any in return. As if we weren't feeling bad enough..lmao
I have had four kidney stones though! I'd happily take your george off your hands every month for the rest of my life if I will NEVER ever have another stone !
*L*
bikinibound
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Hey I wasn't saying I knew what george felt like ! I was just saying that I have witnessed it first hand *L*
I have had four kidney stones though! I'd happily take your george off your hands every month for the rest of my life if I will NEVER ever have another stone !
Haha. When I was in the ER with my dad who had a kidney stone, the nurse said that it is mostly men who get them--and it feels similar to what women go through during labor. She said she thought it was fair revenge. So think of it as having had 4 children..lol Although you didn't have to push something the size of a baby out.