ChefChiTown's Rebirth: I'm Back, BABY!!! (In More Ways Than One)...

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Murderous intent is one of the many short term benefits of running on a caloric deficit.

Try to get more sleep if at all possible. That helps me when I am adjusting or really pushing it.

I've been drinking ginger ale again and I haven't had a regular one since I started counting calories, but I had just bought 2 2 liters of diet. The intention was to drink them both and not buy anymore, but to show my solidarity for you two I will pour the rest out this evening.
 
Day 10 of 30

Weight - 244.4 lbs

Mission accomplished today. Not much else to say. So...yeah.

Murderous intent is one of the many short term benefits of running on a caloric deficit.

Try to get more sleep if at all possible. That helps me when I am adjusting or really pushing it.

I've been drinking ginger ale again and I haven't had a regular one since I started counting calories, but I had just bought 2 2 liters of diet. The intention was to drink them both and not buy anymore, but to show my solidarity for you two I will pour the rest out this evening.

I would LOVE to sleep more, but it's really hard to get a good night of sleep when you have kids. I know that's a terrible excuse, but dude...it suuuucks.

And, you'd better not be pouring out any pop. You drink that shit. You drink that shit and you respect each and every sip. Each sugary...tingly...delicious sip, AAAAHHHH I WANT POP!!!
 
Day 11 of 30

Weight - 245.0 lbs

We have a pretty busy day today so I woke up a little early in order to get in a good run before my day begins. I haven't done that yet, but I will in a moment.

Today is our daughter's 11th birthday party (her birthday isn't for a couple of days though) and we came up with the bright idea to let her have a sleepover as her party. So, tonight our house will be filled with young, loud, annoying girls and a couple of adults who will slowly be losing their patience with children. Jen made some nice looking cupcakes and my contribution is that I will be the one picking up the pizza later. The one who doesn't like cooking took the time to make pink and purple swirled cupcakes and frosting, and the one who is passionate about cooking and actually does it for a living is simply just buying a pre-made pizza from a restaurant - because THAT makes sense, HAHAHA.

Part of my challenge is avoiding, what I deemed, "unnecessary carbohydrates." To clarify that - if I decide to have a baked potato with dinner every once in a while, that's ok. If I had a sandwich on low-carb bread every once in a while, that's ok. If I have tacos wrapped in a tortilla, that's fine too. Those carbohydrates would all be part of a meal and not a main source of my food intake. However, if I were to eat something like a bowl of ice cream at 10PM, chug a bunch of apple juice in the morning or inhale a bucket of potato chips, THOSE would be considered completely "unnecessary." I haven't been cutting out carbohydrates completely; I just haven't been shoveling them into my mouth in the form of junk food.

Anyway, one thing I've noticed during my 30-day challenge (so far) is when I do eat a decent amount of carbohydrates for dinner (the fajitas we ate, the roasted potatoes we had for dinner, the tacos we had last night, etc), I don't see much of a change on the scale the following morning. I either gain a little weight back, lose barely anything or stay just about the same. Every other day though, the numbers on the scale noticeably drop. Now, I'm not advocating that carbohydrates are bad for you (they're not, they're an essential form of energy the body needs to survive), but I definitely see now why people try to avoid them.

On a side note, I realized this morning that I have lost aaaaalmost 20 lbs since my last doctor's appointment. Why is that significant? Well, during my last doctor's appointment (which was, eeeeeh, two months ago maybe?) I weighed 261.0 lbs. In comparison to last year's visit, my blood sugar went from "pre-diabetic" to "normal," my cholesterol went from "borderline high" to "normal," and my blood pressure dropped a little bit. BUT, my blood pressure is still REALLY high - it always has been (last year it was 200+/140 something and this year it was like 180/120 or something crappy like that - yeah, not good). So, instead of throwing me on blood pressure medication, we made a deal - I scheduled a follow-up appointment which is to take place just a few days before my 33rd birthday (which is at the end of the month) - and, our deal was that, if I could lose 20 lbs between my last appointment and the one before my birthday, and if my blood pressure lowers again, he won't prescribe me any blood pressure medication. So, I'm almost there!!! And, in honor of my success so far, I decided to shave my facial hair into a handlebar mustache for the weekend. Jen says she hates it, but she's totally just pretending. Pfft, women, right?
 
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Celebratory stache! Rock that bad boy! I pulled boar's teeth from its skull and wear them as earrings (omitted step in between involving bleach). She has been pretending to hate them since last summer.
 
And, in honor of my success so far, I decided to shave my facial hair into a handlebar mustache for the weekend. Jen says she hates it, but she's totally just pretending. Pfft, women, right?

No, she is NOT pretending. haha! You can repay me for having to look at this ridiculousness for the whole weekend by growing back the beard. ;)
 
WORST part of the party - I dropped a Mio (liquid flavoring for water) and one of our daughter's friends jokingly goes, "You're a bad father, HAHAHA!!!" Our daughter's response (who is not biologically mine, but loved and treated as if she was) - "He's not a father." Ouch.

Oh, and the constant noise. CONSTANT fucking noise. Good God, man.

BEST part of the party - One of our daughter's friends brought a gift (even though we people they didn't have to) and I was expecting some shitty, thoughtless, piece of garbage...but I was dead wrong. She gave our daughter a hand-made painting she made on ceramic tile back when she was in 2nd grade and gave her a little lock box filled with trinkets. Dude, THOUGHTFUL. A damned 11-year-old just brought some serious sentiment tonight. Damn.

Celebratory stache! Rock that bad boy! I pulled boar's teeth from its skull and wear them as earrings (omitted step in between involving bleach). She has been pretending to hate them since last summer.

Oh, I'm rockin' it. I look like a half-bred redneck who parks his beat up, red '93 Chevy Silverado in the back of the high school parking lot and beats off while he watches the girls get let out of soccer practice, but I'm rockin' it.

No, she is NOT pretending. haha! You can repay me for having to look at this ridiculousness for the whole weekend by growing back the beard. ;)

Nope. You will look at the handlebar mustache and you will like it. And, allow me to just remind you that handlebars are often found on things you would ride. ;)
 
I look like a half-bred redneck who parks his beat up, red '93 Chevy Silverado in the back of the high school parking lot and beats off while he watches the girls get let out of soccer practice, but I'm rockin' it.

That's disturbingly specific.

I went to my cousins' soccer game today. The dad is the coach and my first cousin making the child (11 year old girl) my first cousin once removed. She calls me uncle and the wife aunt because if your 11 and your relatives are a 40 year old couple they're uncle/aunt. Point? My Saturday also involved noisy 11 year old girls? Sure let's go with that.

The biology role of father is simple. The nurturing role of father is the tough part and sometimes thankless. Don't sweat it too much.
 
WE SURVIVED!!! Kids are finally in bed, thank GAWD. Now, we're finally getting some quiet adult time, AKA - watching boring shit on TV while we sit here quietly.

That's disturbingly specific.

I went to my cousins' soccer game today. The dad is the coach and my first cousin making the child (11 year old girl) my first cousin once removed. She calls me uncle and the wife aunt because if your 11 and your relatives are a 40 year old couple they're uncle/aunt. Point? My Saturday also involved noisy 11 year old girls? Sure let's go with that.

The biology role of father is simple. The nurturing role of father is the tough part and sometimes thankless. Don't sweat it too much.

I try not to sweat it too much. It just sucks how our roles are almost reversed. The actual father acts more like the "big, fun friend," while I, the dude who SHOULD be the "big, fun friend," is doing the real father work. I know an 11-year-old doesn't get the semantics involved in parenting roles, but still...a cut is a cut.

Maybe next time I'll just cut her back and throw out some hardcore shit like, "Yeah, well...YOU'RE ADOPTED!!!" Or, what's something girls don't like hearing? GOT IT..."Oh yeah? Well, your bangs are uneven. And, if you think THAT shirt goes with THOSE shoes, giiiiirl, you must be blind :snaps fingers sassily:"
 
You are every bit a dad, whether you have the title or not, Honey. You've sat on a bed and listened to her cry about stupid girl drama, helped with I don't even know how much homework, read them stories, taught Cam how to ride a bike, tucked them into bed countless times, taken them to school and packed them snacks with funny and cute little sayings on them... and you just got your nails painted pink and green tonight. You're a dad, and they both love you to pieces... and so do I. :beating:
 
Day 12 of 30

Weight - 247.0 lbs

I had pizza last night. Aaaaand, the scale showed it this morning. I mean, I did NOT have a ton of calories - I stayed within a healthy range - but I still managed to get my weight to go back up two pounds. Now, I'm not freaking out about a change in the scale, but I AM (once again) convinced that carbohydrates make a pretty serious impact on a person's weight. However, I can also FEEL that carbohydrates are a necessary part of a person's diet - I have been near-exhaustion the past few days (waking up has been incredibly hard, I've been struggling to find energy at times, I've been sluggish, etc) but I feel good this morning. Why? Probably because my body has carbs to use as energy.

So, what's the lesson I'm learning from all of this?

Sometimes, in order to get physically healthy, you have to eat things you are mentally trying to avoid. And, that's exactly what I'm going to tell myself when I eat a disgustingly huge hot fudge sundae for lunch today. NO!!! BAD CHEF, NO!!! But, seriously...it's true. People NEED to eat things they deem "bad" sometimes because their body needs the energy contained within them. Yes, stuffing handfuls of cake into your mouth is bad for you, but the carbohydrates and the sugars found in that cake can actually be beneficial...but only if it's consumed in small to moderate quantities.

I had pizza for dinner last night. Pizza is "bad" for you. Yet, it was exactly what I needed in order to get the energy required to make it through the next few days. Now, as long as I don't overdo it and have too much pizza (or any other bad food) too often, I think I should be ok.

And, also...I have green and purple painted nails. Us girls got our makeover on last night. And...we...look...FAB-u-LOUS.
 
We made need a pic of your nails. Sorry the scale went up for you, but I'm glad to see you have a good perspective on it.

The wife and I had baked and low fat fries last night with dinner. Carbs and salt. For the first time in a while neither of us lost any weight this morning. We stayed in calories so no harm done, but I'm fairly sure if we hadn't had the big carb load in the PM that our weights would have been lower this morning.
 
You are every bit a dad, whether you have the title or not, Honey. You've sat on a bed and listened to her cry about stupid girl drama, helped with I don't even know how much homework, read them stories, taught Cam how to ride a bike, tucked them into bed countless times, taken them to school and packed them snacks with funny and cute little sayings on them... and you just got your nails painted pink and green tonight. You're a dad, and they both love you to pieces... and so do I. :beating:

Eh...what else you got? :p

We made need a pic of your nails. Sorry the scale went up for you, but I'm glad to see you have a good perspective on it.

The wife and I had baked and low fat fries last night with dinner. Carbs and salt. For the first time in a while neither of us lost any weight this morning. We stayed in calories so no harm done, but I'm fairly sure if we hadn't had the big carb load in the PM that our weights would have been lower this morning.

Jen's got pictures. I would've taken pictures myself, but...you know...my nails were still wet.
 
The good news on that kind of carbohydrate weight is that it's water, and if you've been eating low carb for a while and suddenly eat a bunch of carbs, you'll gain a bunch of weight. It's got to do with glycogen stores and apparently each gram of carbohydrate you use for energy comes with three grams of water or something like that.

IOW, it's water weight. Congrats on the pretty manicure.
 
Day 13 of 30

Weight - 244.6 lbs

Ok, so the water weight from my carb-containing Saturday night has pretty much gone away. Although, I DID take a pretty huge pee this morning, so that could've helped too. Either way, I'm pretty much back to where I was on Saturday morning which makes me happy.

I'm taking the kids to school today so I'm up earlier than normal and, after doing this quite a few times, I realized why I hate these mornings (to a certain degree). Is it waking up early? No, not really. I'm up fairly early most mornings anyway. Is it having to make the kids breakfast and make sure they get ready for school? No. Is it having to drive the kids to school and go through THAT whole process? Well, it's pretty boring, but I don't mind it. Is it waking up way earlier than I have to and having to sit here for a few hours before I go to work? Eh, that certainly throws me out of my routine, but I can deal with it once or twice a week.

The thing I hate is the God awful TV shows the kids want to watch in the morning. If I sit through one more episode of Victorious (look it up) I'm going to strip down naked, massage my entire body with expensive honey and rotting salmon carcasses, and venture deep into the woods in hopes of being mauled by an irrationally angry bear.
 
Wow that's a BIG drop! Nice! Also props to Jen for coming through with the nail pics. I would have went with an alternating color motif myself, but to each his own.
 
Expensive honey? The honey that comes in the little teddy bear won't work? lol.

You're doing great! Keep it up! :)
 
Wow that's a BIG drop! Nice! Also props to Jen for coming through with the nail pics. I would have went with an alternating color motif myself, but to each his own.

Yeah, I was a little disappointed with the shading technique. I mean, they could've at least painted my nails evenly and not all smudgy-like. I don't care if they're 11 - THEY SHOULD KNOW BETTER!!!
 
Day 14 of 30

Weight - 243.2 lbs

Everything but my reading is done and accounted for, so for the rest of the evening I'll be relaxing. It's been a long day so I don't have all that much to say. I guess I should say SOMETHING though. So, umm...here...I'll go with this...

I'm very into big orchestrated music, especially music involving orchestras, chanting, heavier guitars - definitely if it has that big, "epic," Greek mythology sort of feel to it - and I listen to a lot of it while working out (it motivates me to keep going when I feel like giving up). I don't know, it just takes me out of reality for a while and puts me in "the zone." And, being a former athlete, I become very productive - sometimes animalistic, when need be - when I'm in the zone. I've noticed myself finding that zone a lot lately. I miss it. And, it's nice when I'm there.

Anyway, when I get into the zone, I often hold onto the music that put me there and basically repeat it forever until I'm done with my workout. Tonight, I listened to this song like 12 times while I was on the treadmill. It's probably not your thing, but whatever...it makes me stronger and I guess that's all that matters.

[video=youtube;db9ALdN-Ukg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db9ALdN-Ukg[/video]
 
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