Cheating Army GF

Awesome retort, to be sure. However, I cannot help but wonder, if he were really that creative and able to make plans under pressure to such a successful degree, wouldn't he have been able to either keep this girl's attention despite the distance or been able to hook up with a higher class girl in the first place? Furthermore, since all military communities tend to be tight-knit, odds are that the woman would know at least a couple of the women in the photos, and the ruse would break down right there. Sorry, JarHead, but this plan is unsound and I can see why you got dumped. I have spoken.
 
err.. I'm pretty sure that this is just a joke, I have my doubts about it even being true. It's probably just made up. It's still funny.
 
Andy Griffin said:
However, I cannot help but wonder, if he were really that creative and able to make plans under pressure to such a successful degree, wouldn't he have been able to either keep this girl's attention despite the distance or been able to hook up with a higher class girl in the first place?
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Wow, you think about things too much :rolleyes:
 
Andy Griffin said:
Awesome retort, to be sure. However, I cannot help but wonder, if he were really that creative and able to make plans under pressure to such a successful degree, wouldn't he have been able to either keep this girl's attention despite the distance or been able to hook up with a higher class girl in the first place? Furthermore, since all military communities tend to be tight-knit, odds are that the woman would know at least a couple of the women in the photos, and the ruse would break down right there. Sorry, JarHead, but this plan is unsound and I can see why you got dumped. I have spoken.
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Way to mess up a joke. Seriously, she'd realize that it was a ruse. However, she'd also realize this was his way of saying screw off.
 
Andy Griffin said:
Awesome retort, to be sure. However, I cannot help but wonder, if he were really that creative and able to make plans under pressure to such a successful degree, wouldn't he have been able to either keep this girl's attention despite the distance or been able to hook up with a higher class girl in the first place? Furthermore, since all military communities tend to be tight-knit, odds are that the woman would know at least a couple of the women in the photos, and the ruse would break down right there. Sorry, JarHead, but this plan is unsound and I can see why you got dumped. I have spoken.
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I am sure Andy realises it is a joke.....I am sure his response is also. My type of humour :)
 
Andy Griffin said:
Awesome retort, to be sure. However, I cannot help but wonder, if he were really that creative and able to make plans under pressure to such a successful degree, wouldn't he have been able to either keep this girl's attention despite the distance or been able to hook up with a higher class girl in the first place? Furthermore, since all military communities tend to be tight-knit, odds are that the woman would know at least a couple of the women in the photos, and the ruse would break down right there. Sorry, JarHead, but this plan is unsound and I can see why you got dumped. I have spoken.
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Ah, but if she is a gf and not a wife chances are she is back in his/her hometown and not near the post/base, in which case this would work...

yes, this respose was meant for humor and not an attack on Andy...
 
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