The last few days have been so hectic that I don't even think that I could write down everything that has happened. 1. I just don't have the time and 2. You would all most likely get bored before you got done reading it! LOL
I will regal you all with my tale of being stuck in my neighbors driveway 'cuz I do believe that you will burn lots and lots of calories laughing.
My back door neighbors went to Florida last week. They asked if I would please keep an eye on their cat for them. I told them sure. Now you gotta know this: I am allergic to cats. So I am in no way excited about having to "watch" the cat.
I decided to go over there on Wednesday to check up on Jonah (the cat). Completely forgetting that we had received something like 5-7 inches of snow on Tuesday and that there is no one at their house to shovel the drive. I pulled all the way into the drive. Yup you guessed it. I was stuck. With my kids in the car. Well I figured that if I just followed my tracks back out I would be able to get out of the drive no problem. By the way I did go in and "check up on Jonah"! However they live on a pretty busy road and you basically HAVE to stop at the end of the drive before you pull out or you could get into a pretty bad wreck. Well as luck would have it once I stopped the car wouldn't go anymore. Now I grew up in Michigan, and I know Kimberly will understand this statement, and a little snow never stops anyone from trying to get outta their drive. So I proceeded to the rock it forward and then put it in reverse thing. But it just wouldn't react like it was suppose to. It kept sliding more and more forward. So that I was actually in real danger of running into the garage door. YIKES!!!! During this whole time the kids are in the back seat being like golden cherubs! At one point I actually got the car back all the way up to the road again and then had to stop AGAIN! Because I thought there was a school bus coming. And wouldn't you know it, IT stopped 5 houses before it got to me. By the time all the traffic finally went by and I could try to go I was stuck again. And again I ended up all the way up by the garage door. But this time I now had an audience. The teenage kid that got let off the bus was standing at the end of his driveway watching me try to get the car outta the drive. Finally (and this is so unlike me) I got out of the car and yelled at him that maybe instead of staring at me he could offer to help he went away. At this point I thought maybe my neighbor friend would have a shovel that I could use to at least unbury my car. I go in the gargae and all I can find is a spade shovel. The kind you use to turn dirt in the garden. So it is like only about 3-4 inches wide! So for the next 10-15 minutes I proceed to "shovel" a path from my cars tires to the road. Oh I forgot to mention since it was "just my backdoor neighbors house" and I figured I would be in and out in no time flat I had no coat, no hat, no gloves and no shoes on. JUST MY SLIPPERS!!!!! So yes here I was shoveling snow in my slippers. I must have looked a sight! LOL
At this point I put the shovel away get back into the car and try it again. Everything is going great until I get to the end of the road. Where once again I have to stop and when I did the car slid to the side and I was stuck AGAIN!!!



By now I am steaming mad and I mean MAD!!! And I of course have my kids watching me so I am trying so hard to be good.
I go get the shovel and start shoveling again.
Now the people in the house next door to my friends must have decided that they wanted to come out and see the show too.
They actually, and I am not lying here!, got in their car and sat in their driveway and watched me shovel. I felt like a monkey at the flippin' zoo!
Just when you think it can't possibly get any worse they back completely out of their driveway and pull up in front of me. Now they were an older couple. I would say probably in their 60's so even if the duffer would have offered to shovel I wouldn't have let him. But when he rolled down his window it wasn't to offer me some help but to ask if me "IF I WAS HAVING FUN YET!!!!!!"
I about blew it right there. I was like "No I am not having fun. I have been stuck for over 1/2 and hour!"
The insensitivity of people truly amazes me.
At least with the teenager I can excuse some of his behavior. He is a teenager for crying out loud and probably didn't have enough brain cells functioning at one time to think that it might be nice to see if I wanted help.
But to have a 60 something year old man laughingly ask me if I am having fun just really burned my bisquits.
Especially since it is quite obvious that I DON'T LIVE THERE!
So of course after I basically shoveled the entire drive I was able to get out. But this time I didn't stop at the end of the drive. I wasn't taking any chances! I just came flying outta there like a bat outta hell. LOL
So that is my story.
Hope you guys got a good chuckle out of it.
I know that I have. Of course only because it is 2 days later. 'Cuz trust me I wasn't laughing then!