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Oh I remember one of the things I was going to post.

I was jogging last weekend and my undies were falling off my hips. So I went and bought some new ones - a size smaller.

Now that's a cool feeling.
 
This is a cool feeling!

Although, I'm kind of dreading that kind of shopping...
My bras are on the last hooks and they're kind of buckling through the cup - I really don't want to think about the cost of replacing bras!

The price we pay, I tell ya!
 
Patty said:
Oh I remember one of the things I was going to post.

I was jogging last weekend and my undies were falling off my hips. So I went and bought some new ones - a size smaller.

Now that's a cool feeling.
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Way to go saggy booty!! :D Go buy yourself some sexy undies to go with that sexy bod of yours! I love pretty underwear! *sigh*
 
Patty said:
Oh I remember one of the things I was going to post.

I was jogging last weekend and my undies were falling off my hips. So I went and bought some new ones - a size smaller.

Now that's a cool feeling.
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That's why I went out and got myself a pair of jeans.... without a belt, all my other jeans want to fall to the floor.

Cool feeling? depends on the weather outside I suppose :D
 
Ohappydaye said:
Just re-read that...meant Way to go saggy panties...not booty...you know what I meant. lol
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hahaha, yeah, no, i have a good butt not a saggy butt. :p

boy all the runners at that 5k had good legs..... :rolleyes:

yeah mike, we don't want your pants drooping. :cool:

they are comfy undies by the way. sexy is too uncomfortable. ha. fruit of the loom ladies' cotton stretch bikini this time.

course, m2m, i have to buy smaller bras too. :( *frowns*
 
I did have fun (think I'll do two more this year), but no marathons for me. 5k and maybe a 10k will be far enough for me.
 
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WOW! 25 lbs is amazing! great job, and you did it in a healthy way which means it'll be easier to keep it off!
 
mikelikes2bike said:
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside :D
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**groans**

Good Morning OHD!!!!

5K Race results:

I placed 555 out of 853 runners overall.
In my age group (35-39), I placed 32 out of 53.
Chip time: 32:36.1
Gun time: 32:41.8
Pace: 10:31
 
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