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You could literally have POUNDS of excess waste built up in your system right now! This precise buildup burdens your body and can be the cause of noticeable lower energy levels, bloating, constipation, aches & cramps, and even excess gastrointestinal discomfort. This buildup can contain toxins that can lower your immune system and your body can become a severe breeding ground for harmful bacteria that live inside your body, increasing your chances of potentially harmful health problems. Acai Ultra Burn can help you Look Better and Feel Better by helping your body flush off all that excess waste that is weighing you down.

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I like my water retention as it will stop me from dying if I ever get lost in a desert.
There's no much chance of that happening in South London at the moment but with global warming and such I doubt it'll be long before all the skinny people start collapsing in the 100 degree heat
 
Or you could just stop being a vagina, complaining about every little health issue you have (it's your fault you have belly fat btw) and get your ass on a f^cking treadmill and actually work to lose some weight.

I hate Oprah and her soap box.
 
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