weight gain & sex

Or if you heart rate doesn’t rise enough you could say ‘Sorry love, do you mind increasing the resistance a little?’
 
theGOOCH said:
I always wear my heart rate monitor and slow down when it hits 150 :D
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Using a HR monitor is genius. I have to jump on that bandwagon. That way if I go "crazy" and burn 200 calories or more I can chug some weight-gainer immediately afterwards (romantic!) and then cancel the following mornings HIIT routine.

"Ways to Take Nearly All the Joy Out of Life, Volume I" by Xav
 
I personally prefer to incorporate HIIT in my sex life... it burns more calories during and for a prolong time after the actually act.

If I'm standing holding all her weight, and she weighs 140lbs, I find I'm getting a great high-rep leg workout.
 
Not sure how many calories I burn but my tongue is friggin ripped and well trained for speed and explosive power.
 
Kraken said:
Not sure how many calories I burn but my tongue is friggin ripped and well trained for speed and explosive power.
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If you say that too loud the supplement companies will hear you and start peddling special 'tongue creatine' - sepcially formulated for improving explosive power. Which begs the question, what flavour would they make it? :rolleyes:
 
Xav said:
If you say that too loud the supplement companies will hear you and start peddling special 'tongue creatine' - sepcially formulated for improving explosive power. Which begs the question, what flavour would they make it? :rolleyes:
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I'd have no problem being their spokesman and head of their R & D department.
 
Typhon said:
You might need to go through animal testing first
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Thats a good idea. I just checked with the local Animal Testing lab and they say they're fresh out of rabbits and macaques, so Kraken I'm afraid you're going to do the preliminary tests on gorillas.
 
Xav said:
Thats a good idea. I just checked with the local Animal Testing lab and they say they're fresh out of rabbits and macaques, so Kraken I'm afraid you're going to do the preliminary tests on gorillas.
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Actually, all you need is to grab some tongue-creatine and peanut butter your balls, head to the local animal shelter and let the testing begin.
 
i read somewhere that a couple scientists actually did the "research" (go figure) and concluded that there was absolutely no correlation between testosterone levels and have sex(they were looking only at ejaculation...as far as calories, seems simple enough to figure out)
 
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you insecure mothers lol. sex is brought up and at once ppl start talking about how long they/others last.. and the guys started it. I'm ashamed now, I really am.
 
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