On close inspection I say it's a very low-hanging ballsack. Or a two-headed penis.
No, you won't. I'm starting to rethink this. haha!I'm not exactly sure what I'll be picking as my rewards, but I'll go easy on her - maybe - I'll think about it, HAHAHA.
The more journals I look through the more conversations about diarrhea I see. If I was new here I would almost think that people were trying to sell me on some sort of new diarrhea weight loss fad.
Hey, kids!!! Want to lose weight? Want to lose weight FAST? Then say no more!!! Introducing the DiarrYEAH!!! diet, the world's fastest and most effective weight loss method. How does it work? It's EASY!!! Just do whatever you can to give yourself a horrid case of diarrhea and, within mere days, see the pounds wash away...mostly down the toilet!!!
Leave a raw chicken breast on the counter overnight and eat it for dinner the next day!!! DiarrYEAH!!!
Dig through the garbage and eat whatever you find at the bottom!!! DiarrYEAH!!!
Use your cat's litter as toothpaste!!! DiarrYEAH!!!
Watch the sex tape your parents are secretly keeping in the bottom drawer of your dad's dresser!!! DiarrYEAH!!!
Whatever it takes!!! DiarrYEAH!!!
Once you get on board and give yourself DiarrYEAH!!!, all you have to do is sit back and feel the burn. Literally!!! Your butthole will be on FIRE!!!
Anyway, you get the point - everyone has the shits right now.
Hmmm. Now if I could only send you a dose via the internet I would! You don't want it chef! Plus- I haven't lost any weight![]()
OMG I have tears in my eyes!!!!! LOLOL
I do not have the shits, but you make it sound so appealing to get them!
LMFAO
At least it had gravy for lube.Also....that's what I'm going to tell you from now on when you piss me off... Just very calmly.... "You can take that and shove it up your butthole." haha!
My nephew is a Chef and does the same thing.He is very happy there.
We sure don't see him much any more and miss him, but he loves what he does.
Ah... the joy of losing inhibitions... Sometimes I´m not sure if it´s because of underlying illnesses or because people have figured out that at a certain age they can actually say what they want. I hope it came out again without too much friction.
At least the meatloaf came pre-lubed with gravy. Could be worse.
Great job with the running. Isn't it great to see how quickly your body can get used to exercise? Keept it up.![]()
What? WOW. That is TOO funny!Oh, you should hear some of the stuff people say and do. I think my favorite thing ever was when one of the elderly women attempted masturbating with the heel of her foot and got it stuck inside of her...you know. One of the community assistants walked in on her and she was on the bed, cross-legged, rocking back and forth on her heel. And, well...it got stuck, so the community assistant had to help her get it free, HAHAHA.