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A joke...

A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years
> in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the
> congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little
> speech at the dinner. He was delayed so the priest decided to say his
> own few words while they waited.
>
> "The first confession I heard here, I thought I had been assigned to a
> terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told
> me he had stolen a television set and, when stopped by the police, had
> almost murdered the officer. He had stolen money from his parents,
> embezzled from his place of business, had an affair with his boss's
> wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled."
>
> But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that
> and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving
> people."
>
> Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of
> apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation
> and give his talk.
>
> "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived." said the
> politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to
> him in confession."
 
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