What Is The Answer?

EB847

EB847

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I Have A Problem. I Have Large Droopy Mantitties That I Can't Get Rid Of. How Big You Ask? Let's Just Say They Would Make Most Broads Proud. I Am So Tired Of The Daily Teasing. I Get Called Many Names, Like "Pamela Manderson", "Rack and the Beanstalk". Although They Do Come In Handy When I Am Spending Quality Time With My Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger, It's Time For Them To Go.
Is There Any Way To Do It Without Surgery? :(
 
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Awwww i'm sorry you're getting teased....not very nice.
I don't know if i have the answer but i would say just diet and excersize....
Start doing push ups when you wake up and before you go to bed....
When you're at the gym do incline and decline bench presses. Atleast that's what my boyfriend does. I think men respond better when it comes to weight lifting so in no time you'll have sexy pecs and rid of the manboobs!
 
yeah, bench presses are good. Just start building muscle in your pectoral area. It will reduce the fat in it and create muscle. To make things look more even, start building muscle everywhere so you look more like a football player, rather than "Pamela Manderson". A healthy diet is just as important as lifting. I would asusme that Errtu would suggest the "Body for Life" diet. It consists of this 6 meals/day and exercising for 6 days, the seventh day you can do whatever you want and relax. Theres also a book out there and I think it would be perfect for you. So go to the public library or to the local bookstore and check it out. Good luck with everything!!
 
but, as you have a lot of extra weight, you may wish to focus on cardio more than weights ... maybe cardio 3-4 x week, weights 2 x week ... and slowly change that up once you have reduced your body fat to a more confortable zone
 
Take a look at these links. It is possibly not a weight problem at all but may be a medical condition known as Gynecomastia and may only be resolved by surgery.







Hope this helps...I read it is relatively common and really poses no threat other than cosmeticly. But you do want to make sure there is not an underlying problem...
Kimberly
 
mm yes allcdnboy, cardio is good. You know what sucks? My ass is getting smaller and thats not a good thing, because now it looks like I have no ass as compared to before. GAH! I need it back! What can I do?!
 
ChickenNecks said:
Well, hows the progress going on yer manflaps?
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WELL, THE OTHER DAY MY DOCTOR SAID I'M AT THE AGE I SHOULD START HAVING ANNUAL MAMMORGRAMS. DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR FUQING QUESTION? :mad:
 
EB847 said:
WELL, THE OTHER DAY MY DOCTOR SAID I'M AT THE AGE I SHOULD START HAVING ANNUAL MAMMORGRAMS. DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR FUQING QUESTION? :mad:
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That could be a lucrative business venture for you. EB's Mam-o-grams...You could show up to people's door with a cute song and dance and tuck chocolate covered strawberries under your skindenburgs (oh the humanity!!!)

just kiddin. I hope things work out for ya! :)
 
ChickenNecks said:
That could be a lucrative business venture for you. EB's Mam-o-grams...You could show up to people's door with a cute song and dance and tuck chocolate covered strawberries under your skindenburgs (oh the humanity!!!)

just kiddin. I hope things work out for ya! :)
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HA! I WOULD NEVER TAKE BUSINESS ADVICE FROM YOU! I REMEMBER YOUR INVENTION: "CN's SKIDMARK STAIN REMOVER" YOU LOST YOUR ENTIRE COURT SETTLEMENT YOU GOT WHEN DOCTOR TICKLEFINGERS HAD YOU CONVINCED MONTHLY RECTAL EXAMS WERE NECESSARY FOR SOMEONE YOUR AGE. :eek:
 
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EB847 said:
HA! I WOULD NEVER TAKE BUSINESS ADVICE FROM YOU! I REMEMBER YOUR INVENTION: "CN's SKIDMARK STAIN REMOVER" YOU LOST YOUR ENTIRE COURT SETTLEMENT YOU GOT WHEN DOCTOR TICKLEFINGERS HAD YOU CONVINCED MONTHLY RECTAL EXAMS WERE NECESSARY FOR SOMEONE YOUR AGE. :eek:
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My entire court settlement was a band-aid and a peach snapple. :(
 
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