Websites that make you happy

Here's a GREAT ONE!!!!
cake wrecks!!!!

(there's lots of pages, so be sure to have a look around!)
total cake epic fail.
enjoy!
(OOPS>. forgot I posted this earlier... oh well.. it's a great site!)
 
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Please tell me this is made up. :eek:

H2-No
Restaurant | MI, USA

(A couple and their son of about 7 or 8 years old sit down at a table. I start pouring each of them some water.)

Boy: “What’s that stuff?”

Mother: “Water, sweetie.”

(The boy looks at his glass curiously. He sticks his finger in it for a second, then sinks back into his seat.)

Boy: “Hmm…”
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Not always right is sometimes wrong! The term fetish is NOT defined as being necessarily sexual in nature. It's just one meaning that society has put on it, (ie. a connotation)
fet·ish? ?/?f?t??, ?fit??/ Show Spelled
[fet-ish, fee-tish] Show IPA

–noun
1. an object regarded with awe as being the embodiment or habitation of a potent spirit or as having magical potency.
2. any object, idea, etc., eliciting unquestioning reverence, respect, or devotion: to make a fetish of high grades.
3. Psychology . any object or nongenital part of the body that causes a habitual erotic response or fixation.
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Be Glad She Didn’t Ask For Cream
Coffee shop | Calabasas, CA, USA
(An elderly woman comes into the store very early in the morning.)

Me: “Hi, what can I get for you?”

Customer: “Give me two of those muffins.”

Me: “Sure thing, anything else?”

Customer: “Actually, make it three. They’re kind of my fetish, you know?”
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It's still not something you expect someone to say in that kind of context though. And does elicit that sort of thought. Or maybe that's just me... :leaving:
 
amy1985 said:
It's still not something you expect someone to say in that kind of context though. And does elicit that sort of thought. Or maybe that's just me... :leaving:
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It's a younger generation thing. I'd bet the woman that said that was a bit older.
 
Cows Live Off The Fat Of The Land
Supermarket | Birmingham, England, UK |

Customer: “Can you tell me which milk is full fat, please?”

Me: “Of course. It’s this one with the blue lid.”

Customer: “But that says 4%. I don’t want 4%. I want full fat.”

Me: “The 4% means that 4% of the milk is fat, which is all of the fat milk has in it to begin with.”

Customer: “But I want full fat milk, not 4%.”

Me: “If it was 100%, then it would just be a bottle of fat, sir.”

Customer: “I don’t understand all this new healthy stuff…”
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