This Trucker Fights Back

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MsGhettoBooty said:
"Don't be a dumbass like Sheryl in this picture." HAHAAA! Miss yas, Randy man.

-The Ultimate Squeezebox
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dumbass, small ass, smart ass, big ass. I .:luv:. em all :)

ship't the addy

missu2


*post script* re-rating Yahoo is no slam dunk, girlie. Those re-pervification test are 'hard', as one would expect :)
 
Hey There Sexy! I've been thawing out in the big city of Oklahoma, but all is well again, I wanted to drop by and give you a big HUGGY & KISSY! hope your doing well, I'll try and catch up later in the week.
Mrs Royal!
 
Fuck sakes.

So I drank till 6am and woke up at 10am. Yep, wobbly, hungover and feeling a bit bitchy. Maxwell House, do your thing. Sipping, I ponder my day's events. It comes down to either going back to bed or get in the groove and do the 5 or so things on my list that need done.

My daughter calls and says she has things to do in town today so let's do it together. Fair enough, easy sell.

I'm looking for a sign to save me, you know, a pick-me-up. I grab a XL long sleeve I bought a few months ago. It was a bit tight last attempt about a month ago, today it fit just right. Aaah, my green light, my mojo. This is the day that Randy has made.

So I'm dressin' sharp and acting cool waiting for my off-spring to serve shuttle duty when the phone rings.

She's all upset about smoke coming out from one of the wheels after slamming on her brakes to avoid a blue hair - so the story goes. I instruct her to take the car to a garage and call me back. Diagnosis: a bunged up brake caliper. Fixable, but she's broke till payday. The payday thing works out to her having no car until after Christmas. No money up front, no repair. Dad to the rescue.

I grab my wallet and keys and out the door I go. My car hasn't been moved in over a week and we've had two storms - one ice, one snow since then. Now I'm spinning in my driveway on a patch of ice. I start rocking the car back and forth. I finally catch fresh gravel. I stand on the gas and break out.

About 3 miles into the trip, I pick up road spray so I hit the washer-wiper button. I get that nice blue mist of 'pisser fluid' all over my windshield but the wipers move not at all. Fuck. Now I'm positive my wiper arms are frozen solid from the ice storm. The next 3 miles, I'm driving with a shower curtain for a windshield. I squint my way to the garage safely.

I go inside and take care of business. About 20 minutes elapse and all this time I left my car running only to return to see smoke coming out from under my hood. The wiper motor was never shut off and it was straining to do its thing. It strained to the point it cooked the electric motor up. *sigh* So I bum some rags, clean off the windshield and head home.

I get home and my neighbor greets me as I park my car. "Randy, when you spun out of here, you wailed gravel all over my windows and smashed them !!"

Sure enough, two broken house windows. The quick fix is I go buy plastic and tape up her windows. I have a buddy that owns a glass shop, he quotes me 300 bux for the job.

*shakes head*

Happy fucking Holidays.
 
Oh no shit, you broke windows spinning out of your drive way, HOLLY MOLEY, how close apart do you live from your neighbors, I'm so sorry this has happened to you, when it rains it fricken pours right?? I know it iced us out here for a solid fricken week, WITHOUT freaken power, without freaken heat and most of all without a hot shower for a few days, NASTY! luckily I didn't break any windows however it layed me out on 350.00 dollar worth of food I had to buy since everything in my chest freezer and regular freeze went to hell. I got no shopping done, still nothing. My Christmas tree just got up two days ago and well, I have to take my car into the shop for some maintenance work probably a few hundred today. Soooo, does that at ALL make you feel any better sweetheart?? I sure hope it does, because I'm right there with you when it comes to this HOLIDAY BLOWS and I'm not talking about hot sex either. DAMN IT! Okay, I just wanted to pop in and throw you the love, I know it will get better, and I'm so damn impressed you fit into that shirt and like a glove. AHHHH Bet you looked smoking!!!
Take Care sweetness!
Kim
 
due to an overwhelming outcry directed at our cable provider, they put the game on an upper channel I never used before.

Football cures even the worse day, especially STEELER football !!
 
Steeler football cures broken wndows, no problem. Especially with the way they are looking! I still say special teams needs help, BUT Ben just looked amazing! They need to make a statement with this game after losing the last 2!

Thanks for the compliment! *Blushes*
 
oh man, poor Randy, This is just confirms humans shouldnt drive, its stressful, all catch a train/taxi/bike/walk/etc :O

Anyhoo, dont stress about money, forget the comercialism of xmas and spend it with family - THATS what its all about!

Congrats on fitting the top :)
 
daiseeangel said:
They need to make a statement with this game after losing the last 2!

Thanks for the compliment! *Blushes*
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yes, the DEFENSE needs to make a big statement !! geeeeeeeezus !! :mad:

wishes said:
oh man, poor Randy, This is just confirms humans shouldnt drive, its stressful, all catch a train/taxi/bike/walk/etc :O

Anyhoo, dont stress about money, forget the comercialism of xmas and spend it with family - THATS what its all about!

Congrats on fitting the top :)
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Thx Liz. I hate cars. I luv the avvy, also. I wanna go there wherever that coaster is !!

obtw, xmas sucks but I'll fake it for the family sake.
 
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