This Trucker Fights Back

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The etc. part sounds interesting ;) I don't suppose you'll get to that until part 2 or 3. Your diary may get a PG17 rating soon :p
 
*Water Lady enters T2 Trucker's Journal, With a 56oz bottle of Water and hands it to T2* :D Have a Good One !!!! ANd drink up!
 
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Only One Pound

Hello! Do you know me?
If you don't, you should. I'm a pound of fat.
And I am the happiest pound of fat that you would ever want to meet.
Want to know why?
It's because no one ever wants to lose me;
I'm ONLY ONE POUND, just a pound!
Everyone wants to lose three pounds, five pounds, or fifteen pounds, but never only one.
So I just stick around and happily keep you fat.
Then I add to myself, ever so slyly, so that you never seem to notice it.
That is until I've grown to ten, twenty, thirty or even more pounds in weight.
Yes, it's fun being ONLY ONE POUND OF FAT, left to do as I please.
So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying, "Oh, I only lost one pound."
(As if that were such a terrible thing)
For you see, if you do this, you'll encourage others to keep me around because they'll think I'm not worth losing.
And, I love being around you - your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips and every part of you.
Happy Days!!!
After all, I'm ONLY ONE POUND OF FAT!!!

-Author Unknown
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heidilw said:
How's the bike?!
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Not getting many miles right now, I'm back to full-time walking (I just walked in the door from my walk as a matter of fact :)) until weather deterioration puts my back in the saddle.

I don't care for bike-ass so much but Wishy says that will go away *shrugs* I guess I'll find out this winter.

Ohappydaye said:
G'morning T2! *OHD waves* :)
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Good Afternoon OHD *super waves* :) Did the Pizza Police pay you a visit over the weekend ?? They sure were busy on here over the weekend :p

jelly belly88 said:
*Water Lady enters T2 Trucker's Journal, With a 56oz bottle of Water and hands it to T2* :D Have a Good One !!!! ANd drink up!
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Gulg x 56. :D

Have a GREAT Day Water Lady !!!
 
Luckily the pizza fairie didn't visit me...though I must be honest, I did want some on Saturday but my daughter didn't. :(
 
That Pizza Hut Lasagna Pizza almost bent me over. If it had one layer of noodle in between the crust and the sauce and stuff, I woulda bought one. Back in 1979 when I worked at an italian restaurant I use to make (invented ??) a pizza just like with one layer of noodles on it.

Outside of 2 lean pockets, I still haven't had any pizza yet. I doubt any of the Saints guarding the "Gate" will allow me passage through if I don't get one soon.
 
T2 Trucker said:
The etc. part sounds interesting ;) I don't suppose you'll get to that until part 2 or 3. Your diary may get a PG17 rating soon :p
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I'm editing it in my head currently. Deciding how much etc. to share. :p
Also, parts of the weekend are a little fuzzy....
 
Our Teacher brought in a vial of liquidy fat in the same amount (30g) in a large order of Mickey D's french fries (not super size).

What brought this on was she said that she's seen actual blood drawn from patients where the fat was visible in the tube, I guess the looks on our faces showed some doubt.

All I can say is I'm glad I got a 7 month headstart on what I saw tonight. If I've been toying with the idea of re-fast fooding again, it died tonight.

obtw, Dr. T got a 100 on his test :)
 
Yep, ick works. She said it was the same exact fat straight from the fries. She said on vials she drawn, the fat floats up to the top like a lava lamp.
 
T2 Trucker said:
Yep, ick works. She said it was the same exact fat straight from the fries. She said on vials she drawn, the fat floats up to the top like a lava lamp.
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It is just gross :(

Ick is right!

Like you, I'm glad I gave up the fat food joints.
Urgh!
 
I couldn't imagine deep frying a snickers.

Hmmm...I haven't had a snickers in, oh, FOREVER!

I do have chocolate regularly though :D
The chocolate fondue I made was yummy (I swiped the inside of the bowl with my finger enough to check for ahem...proper consistency)!
 
And passed the test *wink wink*

Funny we're talking about Snickers and such. The night I started my lifestyle change and threw out bags of food, the mini-snickers along with mini-nestles and mini 5th ave. bars got chucked out from the freezer.

It's crazy how I thought the 'mini' size was any better for me than the full-size candy bars - musta been that 'in moderation' mindset - heh, silly rabbit...
 
Oh wow what a subject any1 ever deepfry a twinkie then
coat it with powder sugar oh the "EVIL" in that!
That oil/lard/liquidy fat?sounds very UNappetizing blah
need to copy and paste a pic of that!Anyhoot hope
you have a TERRIFIC TUESDAY! Tammy
 
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