This Trucker Fights Back

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Darnit, I tried to send this pm but your box is full! okay, typing, blushing, and running away quickly:

I saw this on a random show and made a mental note to share it with you the next time I got on-line 'cause if I was guy I would sooo want someone to pass it along to me....so (deep breath) here goes....

Apparently there is an artery that runs along the area between the anus and the scroctum...which is compressed when men sit on traditional bicycle seats for extented (I think it was 20 mins. or longer) times...and repeated compression of this artery can lead to long term impotence. They sell a custom bicycle seat that has a space in this area to prevent this.

That is all.:eek:

I don't clean out my PM box because the Mods want to send me a notice of banishment :p This is my last act of defiance *grins* (actually I'm just lazy with that PM thing, most anyone that wants me hits me on MSN)

Thanks for the 411 on the sack crusher artery solution seat. It's 'impotent' to know such things :rotflmao:

perverts-- every last one of you - perverts :)

I've never been more proud in my life :D

So your work here is done ??

I dont see any perverts around here, do you Trucker? LOL!!!:eek:

*looks in mirror* No MJB *awaits the probable lightning strike*

perversion is a beautiful thing - embrace your inner pervert :)

^^^^^^

This could very easily become my epitaph.

:cool:
 
OK..... since this diary has been contaminated by perv's... I just thought I'd share this joke with you. Sure Mal will enjoy it too...

Warning: Don't read if easily Grossed out!

Leper Love: What did the leper say to the prostitute after their date?

Keep the tip.
 
I saw you playing with the signature abit... so I dropped in.

Tot u might like these
 

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I abused many-a big burgers in my day. Thanks for the imagery Pinky.


why y'all wanna defile my clean diary ?? huh ?? huh ??
 
Argh....well hello ye land lover......this here diary is a bit rough and dirty...I likes it thata way......argh............pirate chicks are sexy eh??? I wish i was a pirate.......I'd kick Johnny Dep's ass!!!........and steal his hat!!
later stud!!!
STAR
 
Argh....well hello ye land lover......this here diary is a bit rough and dirty...I likes it thata way......argh............pirate chicks are sexy eh??? I wish i was a pirate.......I'd kick Johnny Dep's ass!!!........and steal his hat!!
later stud!!!
STAR

Just think of me as Johnny Deep.


oh the humanity !! that was worse than MJB's joke. yeesh
 
yea was too lazy to save another name. lol...

i am watching pirates this weekend! in the lovely country of Singapore! hahah.
 
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