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Name: Joshua Morgan
Age: 30
Height: 5’8”
Weight: 204
Occupation: Teacher/soccer coach/volleyball coach
Marital status: In a relationship
Years training: 4
Favorite TV show & film: Matlock and Braveheart, Stranger than Fiction
Questions
What’s your porn star name? That’s the name of your first pet and the street name where you grew up
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Tell us a bit about the highland games, what events are involved and how do you train for them?
I’ll talk training first and then list the events. The throwing sports are unlike training for other strength sports in that going to the gym is not really necessary. There are a number of pro throwers whom have never stepped foot into the gym; they spend hours and hours daily throwing. My group of throwers usually meets twice a week and then three times a week the closer we get to a game. The closer we get to a game, we’re more likely to have practices where we run through each implement three times as we would in a game situation and we’ll cut the chit chat out so that our rest times are shorter.
Training is pretty sport specific for the games, you can get stronger in the gym, but you don’t become a better and farther thrower without spending a lot of time in the field throwing the implements. It’s funny…when I first stepped out to train for the games and Jonathan told me we’d be doing a 56 pound weight for distance, I kind of laughed. I thought it’d be easy since 56 pounds is not a lot of weight. All that goes out the door when the weight is hooked to a chain or a ring and you’re spinning or moving with it…it then feels like you’re trying to pull a mac truck. Speaking of which, I’d classify the sport as more of a pulling sport than a throwing sport…just that the implements leaving your hand (being thrown) is a by-product of a very powerful pull.
A normal practice will usually consist of 2-3 hours of throwing 4ish implements about 6-15 times. It’s amazing how much technique work goes into this sport. We might use tires at certain distances which require only half or ¾ power to hit and just work on technique more than anything. Of course strength is an important consideration, but the better throwers aren’t always the stronger throwers, they just have the best technique. Technique cannot be stressed enough. The Highland Games are a combination of power, timing, speed, and efficiency. For example, poor timing and speed is the difference between successfully flipping a caber, not flipping the caber and even moving up to a heavier caber. Not reaching back far enough and turning the body at the right time might be the difference in throwing a hammer 40 feet and 80 feet (or more).
As far as gym work goes, most of your throwers follow a pretty similar set up-push pressing, front squatting, Olympic lifts and it’s variants, rotator cuff work, inverted rows (most are too fat to do regular pull ups

), and single leg work. I think the funniest thing that we tend to debate about is which angle of bench will have the most carry-over to the stone throws and whether the deadlift should be a dead lift or if it’s an effective exercise for Highland training. Most of us don’t concentrate on cardio much unless we just want to. I think the attitude towards cardio is summed up as “my cardio is done running with the caber.” It’s a joke but pretty true nonetheless.
I will say this-Bill Kazmeier (if you don’t know who that is, you NEED to look him up) was asked what his greatest contribution to helping his weight over bar was. He said aside from actually throwing the WOB implement, it was front shoulder raises. He could do reps with the 85 pounds on the front shoulder raises. That’s freakin’ incredible. So there’s an instance of using what is typically seen as a bodybuilding movement to really work for you for the games carry-over.
I will say the most interesting thing about the games is wearing a kilt. The first time it can be a shock as you show up and realize if you hadn’t worn a kilt, you’d have looked strange and been the only one. This is the only sport that I know where you wear a skirt and a pair of hose and run around throwing heavy stuff.
I’ll summarize the events and provide a link for more details.
We have 2 stones for distance (each one with its own rules), a 56 pound weight for distance, a 28 pound weight for distance, a 22 pound hammer for distance, a 16 pound hammer for distance, a 56 pound weight for height, various size cabers, and a 16-24 pound sheaf for height. Some games will have other various events like farmers walk. At our festival, we do a Thistle Carry which is an implement shaped like a thistle and carried like a zercher carry for distance. It weighs about 340 pounds.
For a good description of the events, go here
Do you have any plans to compete professionally?
I’d like to some day. One of my fellow throwers will prob be in the pro ranks within the next two years. I hope to follow suit within 5.
Do you think steroids should be allowed in sports?
I’m pretty ambivalent on this issue. I think what they should do is stop testing. It’s my experience that a majority of professional athletes are using something. As a couple of my kinesiology professors have said, “at the Olympic Training Center, it’s not about stories of incredible training being done, but crazy chemicals they’re putting into their bodies.” I don’t understand why professional athletes are seen as role-models. They’re usually the worst behaved in society. I was having this very discussion with a fellow coach of mine because a student of mine had asked me to work with him on his senior project paper. He’s tackling the issue of the physiological impact of taking steroids. I think we hold athletes to some high standard that they shouldn’t be on. Think about how many times in the news you’ve seen some pro-athlete that has done something illegal and the crazy steroid scandal going on in baseball right now. I’m really just tired of hearing about it over and over again. It seems society is actually shocked when professional athletes do something unlawful or immoral. C’mon, they’re not boy scouts.
Would you rather I gave you $1,000 or 100lbs on your deadlift?
100 lbs on my deadlift without a doubt. I have issues with my deadlift. I’d blow a thousand and then spend the entire time thinking about how I’d respend the money and be unhappy with how I spent it in the first place.
Did you get any Valentines cards from any of the girls at your school this year?
A good number and a ton of cookies, brownies, flowers, and candy. For the record, I really don’t like hard candy at all. I’m not a huge sugar fan and aside from pecan pie and vanilla ice cream. If I never saw a sugar-laden product, I wouldn’t be sad.
What would you say is the best part about being a teacher?
Really it would have to be the amount of time off that I can spend with my kids and competing.
Do you have any tips for gaining the attention and respect of a class full of school kids?
My weekly total of kids that I have in my class is around 400. I’ll have about 250 of those on B days and the remaining on A days. One of the keys I have found is to set rules and guidelines and stick to those. Every class is structured about the same-we have a warm up that includes dynamic and static stretching, push ups, squat thrusts, mountain climbers, jumping jacks, super mans, and crunches. Then we move into some sort of aerobic movement whether it be jogging for time, interval sprints, bleachers, etc
The kids know that they aren’t graded on performance, but they are graded on effort. I think also that my ability to “walk the talk” has helped. As an example-I can’t expect my kids to pump out 50 push ups if I can’t. And aside from the physical aspect, I tend to lecture not only on ‘dumbed-down’ exercise physiology but I also address dietary concerns such as macro and micro nutrients, calculating BMR, diet myths, etc. The kids do a food journal and track protein, carbs, fats, kcals and compare it to their BMR and look for weaknesses in their diet and how they can improve. So I have to be knowledgeable in a number of areas and when I don’t know the answer to something, admit it and find out the correct answer. The kids respect and understand not knowing something and doing the research to get the answer rather than trying to lie and look like you know what you’re talking about. And the kids will know.
A couple of other things that have helped is to be approachable. If the kids think you’re going to disrespect them or act like you’re better than them, then you’ve lost them. I can’t stress enough how important it is to have a sense of humor and can joke around while being able to draw the line between friend and teacher.
It also helps that they think I can crush them with my bare hands
Which achievements are you most proud of in your life?
a)Professional
b)Physical
It would have to be professional. I was told a lot as a teenager that I wouldn’t amount to anything or be successful. A lot of this had to do with my performance in school, my alcohol and drug usage, and the friends I hung with.
When you start teaching a class for the first time which routines do you start them on to build strength?
For a lot of these kids, the most exercise they get is with their thumbs on their PS2s or Xbox or computers or texting or etc. So I start with a lot of bodyweight resistance to build strength. Once they can pump out 30 push ups and what not, we start moving onto chains for push ups, inverted rows, etc I typically also start a week kid off with squatting with the bar and using the leg press. We’ll eventually ditch the leg press with the exception of the occasional use for it for calf raises and single leg work.
Do you get your pupils to squat? If so, do they still have the natural capability to go below parallel as teenagers or has the curse of awful flexibility and balance that affects us desk workers already struck by that point? (How do you remedy the situation if they can’t squat deep?)
Everyone who goes into the weight room squats. They do not do a single curl or extension until they have earned the right. The football players I train will usually work up to a 3-5 RM for their squats once a week. My soccer players will squat with lighter weight, higher reps, and for time. All the athletes will spend more time doing unilateral leg work than bi-lateral and I’m fiercely fond of bb step ups and Bulgarian squats. So, yeah…they squat even if it’s just the bar. The basketball players are another issue due to many of them being extremely tall.
I haven’t found a percentage that can or cannot squat below parallel. The girls tend to be able to go lower in depth than the guys I have found in my experience. For those that lack flexibility, we spend a good deal of time doing box squats and then lowering the height as their flexibility increases. At first, I have to spend a good amount of time just enforcing technique. If you don’t get them using good technique on lighter weights, they’ll really go to pieces on a heavier weight. I noticed one common trend-most of the kids want to start with their feet extremely close, their knees going forward, and the bar on the back of their neck rather than the “shelf”.
So between mobility drills, stretching, high box bb step ups, overhead squats with the bar, and lowering depth gradually I find that flexibility becomes less and less of an issue. Also, a lot of times I’ll find the issue might not be flexibility but that the weight on their back is heavy for them and they come up early because they’re unsure of themselves.
Overhead squats with the bar are good for seeing if any imbalances are creeping up.
What is your view on teenagers lifting heavy? Is it a positive thing or could it stunt growth?
I’ve never seen any literature that shows lifting stunts growth. I never have any of my athletes do true 1RMs, but they will do heavy triples and doubles and work up to 3RMs. For most of the kids, just getting them to squat is awesome. So, for the general student who isn’t an athlete worrying about their squat numbers, I’ll have them squat in the 8-12 rep zone. I think heavy is such a subjective term to each person lifting. What’s heavy to my students isn’t anything near to my definition of heavy. So, I suppose for most of them they do lift heavy in the relative definition of the term, because I’m always pushing them and as the weight moves up, it’s heavy at first. I do have one kid that’s 14 squatting in the mid 300s for reps. As an example, I have a kid who finally hit their bodyweight (165) on the bench and bwX1.5 on the squat. He’s been working on this for a bit of time and I when he hit it, he got off the bench and gave me a huge high five and hugged me. He had been getting extremely frustrated, but we kept at it and once he hit it, he was completely driven to bring his numbers up. So many of the kids don’t understand the time you have to put into the iron to get really strong.
What do you think is the most common training misconception that people hold?
I can think of three right off the top of my head: Lifting weights makes you bulky and slow, squats are bad for your knees, and deadlifts are bad for your back. There’s a lot more to it than that, but we’ll leave that for another day.
If you were given 24 hours to live, how would you spend it?
This might sound really bad, but I’d spend it drinking, having sex, and sky diving (maybe all at the same time).
Angelina Jolie has just called to say she’s dumped Brad and wants you to take her out on a date. Where would you take her to wow her pants off?
Oh, I’d set up a picnic with wine and take a long walk on the beach. I’d whisper soft nothings in her ear and…jk I’d take her to Disney Land so we could ride roller coasters together. It may not be a wow kind of thing, but it’d be a lot of fun. Laughter leads to love.
Which forum member do you most admire?
This is a really tough one. I don’t really dislike anyone on the forum. And there are a number of posters that I admire for different reasons for issues that they’ve overcame in their lives or what they’ve accomplished. A few that come to mind are Georgen, Jenn, Anthony, FF, Chillen, Sara, and Nae. However, the one I’ve come to know and love best is Matt (Mreik). I do have to say though that I have spent a lot of time on the phone and over messenger with Sara (Derwyddon) and we’re extremely close.