Hi to Everyone who loves their body
My name is Jim and I'm really concerned about a rumour that seems to be circulating around the place. It's hilarious and it's scary and if anyone knows if it's true, I'd really appreciate them telling me (and you).
It's about a major food outlet that reportedly is giving away exercise equipment (such as a universal machine of some sort and treadmills, etc) to happy customers who've amassed 600 or so receipts for certain BIG burgers and have brought them in and done the swap and gone home with the rather large and expensive looking chrome MUSCLE BUILDING GOLIATH that had been bought with an outrageously ferocious gastronomic habit that has done little to further their cause of sensible weight control! Can anyone enlighten us as to whether these machines are good and if it had been worth the weight (wait) in jolly big buns of juicy beefy bliss that had to be consumed in order to get one?
Is this really happening or is someone pulling my leg?