Squeeze My Lemons

lusciouslemon said:
Ivariant,

Thanks for dropping in. I feel like one of the "cool" kids finally came over to my house after school.
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Aww, wow! You just made me feel so awesome!! Thank you.


Thanks for the compliment on the hair. Truth be told I need to go in for a bit of a cut... I've been putting it off. The last time was in October when I paid $80 out of sheer desperation. I am now ruined. It was such an awesome cut that I don't want to go anywhere else. There is no way I can afford to back either! I think I'm going to give in soon... I have to say that your hair is gorgeous in your pics. How about we swap hair now and then because I have always wanted hair like yours?
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Eighty bucks, huh? Wow. I don't spend any more than twelve dollars to get my haircut. Haha. Truth be told, this curl is natural. I never liked it until a couple years ago, after I grew it out. For three quarters of my life, I had it boyishly short, and when I finally decided to grow it out, I decided I actually *like* having curly hair. I can wake up and not have to style it. LOL. No one believes that it's biologically styled this way though. I'm constantly questioned on how long I take to do my hair. When I answer with "Oh, on the upside of three minutes. I just dunk my head in the sink, comb it and go." Their mouths are agape, I'm not kidding. I've never understood why it's so shocking though...


Yes I could definitely go on and on about what a jackass my player-friend is. I'm not even sure if I really dislike him because its pretty damn amusing talking to him. I can have a twenty minute conversation with him and then talk to someone else about him for a good hour! He adds fuel to my conversations.
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I know!! Men like this make my day because they're so utterly conceded. The hilarity of their ridiculousness floors me. Even if they *are* God's gift to woman, they shouldn't gloat about it, you know? It just makes them seem like mammoth ignoramuses. LOL.
 
wishes said:
i get a molded stretchy one, but im pretty small up top. But they are super comfy and very cheap. Hard to find unfortunatly :D
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I didn't recognize you for a second with your snazy new avatar. Me I need a molded concrete one. LOL. Those are hard to find too.
 
Tasha,

here is the bra I got (mind you not in the pretty blue):


Rach,

Yeah, eighty bucks is ridiculous. I've never had good luck with a twelve dollar cut, though. I have difficult hair. Really really thick. Curly underneath and straight on top. The swanky place I went to asked me to be a hair model for them. I have so much hair that I guess they could do almost anything to it. She also was nice enough to tell me that they'll probably butcher my hair, so if I want it longer for the wedding, it isn't a good idea. It was tempting though. I could have put model on my resume. LOL. That would have raised some skeptical eyebrows! That being said I'm a three minute gal myself so I don't really want to deal with this mop in a complicated way. I am very jealous because my three minute hair LOOKS like three minute hair unlike yours.
 
ouch concrete sounds painful. Yeah the AV needed brightening up. the other one looked nice but it wasnt *me* if you know what i mean :)

So im doing couch to 5k with my kids! We have a 5k race in a couple months so it will work brilliantly with that :)
 
wishes said:
ouch concrete sounds painful. Yeah the AV needed brightening up. the other one looked nice but it wasnt *me* if you know what i mean :)

So im doing couch to 5k with my kids! We have a 5k race in a couple months so it will work brilliantly with that :)
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The Concrete Bra: Yeah and I had made the comment about callouses on "the boys" in your diary. Now I'm suggesting callouses on "the girls". LOL. It would take some creative marketing to sell that bra. Do you think they'd take me in on the home shopping network?

The Avatar: Yeah, I know what you mean...I saw the colored hair in your pictures. What can I say, you're a colorful gal!!! Your previous one was beautiful, but this one is so much more fun.

What an awesome thing to do with your kids. How old are they? I'm sure its somewhere in you diary, but that thing's a friggin novel. Your kids might be all grown up by the time I find the right entry. LOL. I love your diary BTW.
 
ohhhh right, insult the size of my diary then compliment it? nice try sister! just because im not fickle and ashamed of myself that i need to start another one every other month like some people ... mwahahaha *evil cackle*

Actually im terrified of loosing the info in it, ive even copied all the entries off out elsewhere even haha :D

Kids, James (16), Chelsea (11), Elle-Mae (10), and Quantum (9)

All well behaved normal kids. Oh and big kid Paul my husband :)
 
I ain't insultin' nuttin'. Would you rather me call it "The Book of Eternal Enlightenment"? Okay now I am being a poop. Seriously I LOVE...let me count the ways...LOVE your diary. I can't wait until my diary grows. I get giddy when I get another page added to the bar on top. Speaking of getting giddy...I noticed that I am no longer a "new member" but am a "junior member". Yes I already know how pathetic I am. Simple pleasures, simple mind.

Anyways, I have to cut this diary tag session off...I need to go to bed so I can awake only slightly grumpy tomorrow. Let do it again soon, Wishes.
 
LMAO at Concrete Bra. Ok, so I'm thinking this should be available for D cups and larger?

Also, another image I'm getting from this.. (maybe we should patent the idea) is this:

Bras that have a strap to go around the waist for extra support for the back..hehe kinda like those baby backpack carriers.. hehehe

Hope you aren't too grumpy today!
 
lusciouslemon said:
I ain't insultin' nuttin'. Would you rather me call it "The Book of Eternal Enlightenment"? Okay now I am being a poop. Seriously I LOVE...let me count the ways...LOVE your diary.
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hah ok stop sucking up now, ill pay you your $20 :p

Yeah i went to bed about then as well, great minds and all that!

As for the concrete bra, well im thinking if it had a nice lining it would work well. we wouldnt have ANY support issues, and for people who are small like me i wouldnt need a boob job! just mold the concrete! :D

Hmm this gives me ideas for silicon bras that you can mold and that feel real!
 
Wishes, Tasha,

Very Funny indeed. See this concrete bra thing just might work!! Here's a prototype:



Wishes...I hope you don't mind that I broke your copyright. I think you'd be one hot concrete bra model!!!
 
SUSHI!!! So today was my sushi day. I love living on the coast for this reason...cheap yummy sushi. If I get the right kinds, I can stuff myself without blowing my calorie intake. Its so filling and so dang wonderful. Every sushi day is a good day.

That being said my second stop of the day screwed up all chances of staying within my calorie range. I broke the cardinal rule of losing weight: NEVER, I mean NEVER, go into a bakery. I live near this scrumptious chinese bakery and everything they make is delicious. So I went in under the premise that I would just buy some bread. Who am I kidding...it wasn't just the bread. I bought and scarfed down a walnut napoleon. Now if you ever go into a chinese bakery you'll know what I mean. They make "THE" best pastries ever. The secret is the butter. I swear this thing probably had a pound of butter in it. Keeping the dairy cows in business! If I eat any more these things and you'll probably be able to milk me!!! It was so good that I hardly feel any remorse...I'll make up for it tonight. Back to the bread, though. They make fantastic bread, too. Today I bought a loaf of honey carrot bread. I've never had it before, it looks yummy. I let you guys know.

This day is going splendidly. I might even take a nap. Remember: Sleeping is my second favorite hobby beyond procrastinating. I finished my article abstract yesterday so I feel a lot lighter. I think its pretty good. Hopefully, my actual article and research can meet the expectations I laid out in the abstract. I'm a little suspicious of having enough depth of research by the time the deadline comes. I've got some major reading to do...sleep first, read later.

I'm sure I'll check in with you guys later (this forum thing is becoming a bit of an addiction!).

Oh and Wishes...have I told you lately how much I LOVE your diary 'o wisdom.
 
yeah sushi is one of my secret diet weapons - so long as it doesnt have avacado or cheese or something equally fatty :D

Hey! you stole my concrete bra! it should be a lighter colour though to be concrete surely? :D
 
If I eat any more these things and you'll probably be able to milk me!!!
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rofl! Now that made me laugh!

I'm not quite sure how anyone would be able to milk you once you've donned that new bra you and wishes have been discussing! :p
 
Pharinet,

I don't even know how I'd be milked with or without the bra...frankly the thought gives me the willies! Thanks for stopping in. It always nice to have a fresh face around.


wishes said:
yeah sushi is one of my secret diet weapons - so long as it doesnt have avacado or cheese or something equally fatty :D

Hey! you stole my concrete bra! it should be a lighter colour though to be concrete surely? :D
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Its hard to tell from the picture, but thats an exposed aggregate finish. I though it might be an interesting texture...why have one two nipples popping out when you can have five hundred!!! Remember I'm in landscape architecture, so if you'd like I can specify the finish...how about a medium brush finish instead (its the standard sidewalk stuff)? Try this:

 
Okay so napping is never a good idea for me. I know I should set my alarm clock, but I didn't. I ended up sleeping for 4 1/2 hours. Now its time to do homework. I guess I am not going to the gym tonight. Good news though I missed supper and am not very hungry so I'll have something light. This should help offset the napoleon I had. I tried the bread. It is very scrumptious. Its almost orange in color. It isn't very carrot-y at all. I will definitely buy this again. I don't buy bread very often, though. It is a bit of an Achilles heel for me. I could easily eat an entire loaf on a bad day. Bad Days are getting few and far between I noticed. So that's good, but I don't want to tempt fate (or myself) by having too many goodies around.

I'm going on a trip to Portland with some people in my class. It should be oodles of fun. We went to Seattle last year and it was a blast. We ended up accidentally choosing a European gay bar as a venue to celebrate St. Patrick's day. It wasn't until we realized that all of the strange techno music wasn't in English and that some girl kept trying to grind up against me that we finally clued in. It was a riot! Friggin hilarious.

I am giving in to my beer temptations this weekend, however. I love trying different microbrews when I travel. I hate american big name beer but there are some awesome micro brews. I'll try to behave, but we'll see. In Seattle, I tried 10 different brew in 2.5 days. I'll try to hold back a bit so that I don't break the calorie bank. Maybe nine instead... :D
 
ROFLOL at the gay bar thing. That would freak me out, to be honest with you. I would laugh-make sure they knew I *wasn't* gay-and then laugh somemore. It does certianly make for a great story to tell later on though. I'd never forget it.

You go girl!! Treat yourself to some microbrews!! You deserve it. 'sides, how often do you do it?
 
Yup. I can say I wasn't too fond of the female-on-female grinding. It is a bit creepy to me, too!!! Not one of my fondest moments...however, if it wasn't for the bad experiences in life, I'd have nothing interesting to talk about.

In my undergrad, I worked on a project where I collected people's odd and embarrassing experiences. It was hilarious. I collected over 270 stories within a couple weeks. People couldn't get enough of telling the stories and reading them. I still have all of them. I haven't figured out what to do with them yet. Most of them are the "you won't believe what happen to me yesterday" ones...the kind that you tell once or twice and forget about. There were some real doozies. I think my favorite was when a friend of mine told me how when he was little, he and his brother convinced their little brother to stick his penis in the vacuum cleaner. It apparently wasn't a pretty sight, burst blood vessels and all. His mom was pissed. Its so horrible but it totally cracks me up. Thank god I didn't have brothers...
 
oh concrete bra 2 is way better!
good to see im not the only one who can do basic editing:O
I always end up editing peoples before/after pics together because nobody else can.
 
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