Oops, forgot to post. And by forgot I mean I went to post a few times but realised I'd eaten vast quantities of shit that day and then ran away in shame. THE SHAME.
I've been a very high, greedy piggy this weekend. Take-out pizza, about 10 bags of crisps, 1 bottle of vodka, a cheese sandwich, leftover take-out pizza, angel delight, cream cheese and MOAR PIZZA. I've been very naughty.
But I also watched: Wolf on Wall Street, Wild Hogs, The Addams Family, Carrie, Insidious 2, 12 Years a Slave & The Dallas Buyers Club.
Majorly productive this weekend, as you can tell. Now I'm off for a lunch with a friend. I FAIL.
But, I have a new incentive to be less manatee-esque! Me and Yank-bonk booked a holiday! We're off to Malta in July & I'm planning on being the sexiest mother fucker Malta has ever seen. Going to get a itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny bikini and rock my new smokin' body. I refuse to spend one more holiday cowering under circus tent dresses and trying to hide my fat, white bits on the beach. I REFUSE!
Before Malta I am going to Iceland with my male parental unit & smaller sister. It's going to be fucking epic. We are hiking up volcanos, swimming in hot springs, etc. I ALSO REFUSE TO BE FAT THEN AS WELL. So there are 73 days until my Iceland trip. The countdown begins today!
Also, I only lost 0.5lb this week in weigh in. I imagine that's what a very small dump weighs. Not impressive. MUST DO BETTER.
Day 73:
Lunch: pasta carbonara, olives, bread and balsamic vinegar. Oops.
Dinner: pasta in gravy
Snacks:
Alcohol: Bottle of wine
Weight: 15st 5lbs