Peeing on the bike...

G

g8r80

0
I overheard a couple of Ironman triathletes at the YMCA talking about the bike leg and both agreed that it is much faster if you pee on the bike. So, this evening I went into the garage and peed on my bike.

I'll see if this makes me faster.
 
hey cool!

if it works, next time we are together you can pee on mine too.

:shower:

:action4:

no poopin tho
:action14:

eheheheee

:jumping:FF:jumping:
 
When I was young and had no sense
I took a whiz on an electric fence
It hurt so bad, it burned my balls
Then I took a crap in my overalls
 
I also heard at the last tri I was in that you swim faster if you pee in your wet suit. No joke, couldn't make **** like that up!!
 
g8r80 said:
I overheard a couple of Ironman triathletes at the YMCA talking about the bike leg and both agreed that it is much faster if you pee on the bike. So, this evening I went into the garage and peed on my bike.

I'll see if this makes me faster.
Click to expand...

Priceless!

When attempting to pee while biking, make sure your shoes have holes to allow the pee to escape. I learned that one the hard (errr... wet) way.
 
oh,,, so any pee will do, I though gator had the magic pee....

sheeeeesh,,,

at my event I am gunna run around asking for a few peeps to pee on me then :)
 
Sorry, this is misleading advice.

You have to first drink Gatorade so that the IT (Infrared Traction) molecules get in you, then you pee on your bike. That's how you go faster.

It also helps if you have a red bike, because red complements the Infrared.

That's why red things seem to go faster.




When I was about 10 we had a family renting out the apartment below us. The husband was a total douche-bag. The kind of guy who would make you tie pillows to your feet if you were going to walk around at night because it made too much noise. So eventually I got sick of having to put pillows under everything and just took a piss on his bike.

I didn't drink Gatorade though, so it only made the bike rust.
 
Last edited:
I pee on my bike regularly myself. Can't understand why nobody wants to ride with me. I think its because I'm so fast now (all because of the pee of course) they can't catch me. yes I'm sure of it :D
 
Last edited:
I am currently selling two wetsuits and one of the potential buyers asked if I had pee'd in the suit. Are you freaking kidding me? I pee on my bike... OF COURSE I PEE IN MY WETSUIT! The name alone tells me I'm supposed to pee in it. It's not called a watersuit... right? Apply any liquid you like. :)
 
"Apply any liquid you like."

That's pretty funny ;)

What wetsuits/trisuits do you like? I'm a 2XU afficionado. I really like their stuff.
 
i_love_muscle said:
"Apply any liquid you like."

That's pretty funny ;)

What wetsuits/trisuits do you like? I'm a 2XU afficionado. I really like their stuff.
Click to expand...

I have an Orca and an O'neill but I want to get the 2XU V1. What an incredible suit. I tried one out this year and it was the worst thing I ever did because now I want it. I just can't justify (I can but won't) the expense after blowing a ton of money on a powermeter.
 
tsilcyc said:
I have an Orca and an O'neill but I want to get the 2XU V1. What an incredible suit. I tried one out this year and it was the worst thing I ever did because now I want it. I just can't justify (I can but won't) the expense after blowing a ton of money on a powermeter.
Click to expand...

The V1 is so freaking expensive. But it feels so good on ... in the water it's a dream.

I have the V1 and the C1. I wish we could customize the colors on tri wetsuits like you can with scuba suits ...
 
Wish I owned my own wetsuit...

Nothing quite like slipping into a rental that you know a few dozen people have already pissed in.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top