oh.em.gee. I'm fat.

kaplooie said:
I don't understand how I, a woman, can replumb and entire kitchen sink in under a hour and a half of actual manual labor yet I can't sew a freakin chair cover to save my life. I've officially ruined about three or four yards of naugahyde, although my son pointed out that it looks like flesh and we should sew ourselves skin suits to wear around so people think we are naked when we are not. No, I didn't drop him on his head when he was an infant, but he is genetically predestined to be an idiot like his mother.
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:rotflmao: sounds like something I would have said as a kid!

Glad to see you're doing well... with the gym visits etc. Enjoy the rest of your weekend x
 
Wow, this place was hoppin while I was gone. Thanks everybody for enduring my subtle humor and dry wit.

I worked out for about an hour last night, lifing weights and before I could get to cardio the fire alarm when off and I decided that was gods way of telling me I'd done a good job for the day and I should call it quits and have a cocktail. When I got home I realized all I had was absinthe and then the night got real weird.

Today has been a sit on the couch with a book, watch conspiracy theories on TV and ignore the doorbell and telephone day. I like these kinds of days. I have to get back to the grind tomorrow, with the first full five day work week since December 20th or thereabouts. its going to be fucking torture. I'll need a three day weekend to recover, and good thing Martin Luther King Jr day is on Monday and the office is closed. I work so hard.
 
kaplooie said:
I have to get back to the grind tomorrow, with the first full five day work week since December 20th or thereabouts. its going to be fucking torture. I'll need a three day weekend to recover, and good thing Martin Luther King Jr day is on Monday and the office is closed. I work so hard.
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I returned to work last Tuesday (as Monday was a bank holiday here) and I know the feeling well! Two weeks just isnt enough time off... it feels like you've never been away the moment you walk back in!! Good luck lol... just hold on to the thought of that three day weekend! :) :willy_nilly:
 
So, this morning I woke up early because I couldn't sleep. I decided to go for a jog. Bad idea. I cannot jog. I have way too much fat on my body, all my wobbly bits were bouncing in a very painful way. I can't believe I let myself get so fat that I can't even run without my FUPA giving me a black eye.
 
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So far today I've had some coffee, a 160 calorie LC and a sugarfree rockstar and I feel like bouncing off the walls. My goal today was to keep it under 500 calories between waking up and getting off work, then having a 200 calorie pre work out snack, and then, later, around 8pm, 600 glorious calories (approx) of sushi. I don't like sushi rolls because I really don't like rice that much, but since my friend is the sushi chef I always order the specials because I know he won't do me wrong, so some of those calories are going to be carby, which is why I'm keeping the calorie count low today. And, since I already "jogged" this morning for an agonizing 10 minutes, I don't have to work out as hard during cardio tonight.
 
you would be better off having your snack post workout so long as your eating normally through the day, by having your snack pre workout your giving your body a boost to blood glycogen stores reducing the need for the body to tap into fat stores for energy but a snack afterwards gives a boost to recovery and helps prevent the energy slump later.
 
My you are resourceful fixing that sink of yours I am so impressed. I use a staple gun for recovering my chairs but it probably wouldn't work in your situation or you would have figured that out.

So you're a health care worker with a "sick" sense of humour. That's the worst (read: best). I enjoy reading your diary. Keep us posted on your progress. I don't know how much of you to even believe! Did you or did you know drink the absinthe?
 
Oh, I drank the absinthe, it wasn't till the next morning that I looked at the bottle and its 150 proof! No wonder three shots got me howlin drunk. I have deeply pondered how I could use the staple gun for the chairs, deeply. Unfortuanlty its a metal frame with a foam layer covering it. I think, after consulting two quilters and a mother for 6 boys who has sewn herself into an early grave that I can use elastic to make the covers fit better and then just glue a flap on the bottom of the chair for looks (becasue I can't see too many people looking at the bottom of the chairs.

I'm on my way to the gym now, then off to sushi and I'm so anxious for fish.
 
I read a lot of your diary whilst I was on vacation and found it so funny and refreshing! Will be keeping track of you (tried to find a less creepy way of saying that but, alas, failed) and I wish you luck!

Hana x
 
Did I just get spammed? SPAMMER! I hate spammers.

Last night rocked and sucked in so many ways. First, workout rocked, sushi rocked, food poisoning sucked. Up at 2am puking sucked, up at 3am shitting my brains out sucked even more, up at 4am, 5am and finally staying up at 6am with stomach cramps to end all tummy aches was pretty lame. Having to go to work at 8am, even lamer.

I'm committed to a 6:30pm work out tonight even though I am physically spent from being sick all night. I committed to the work out on facebook, so there is no going back when 300 people are expecting you to go, lol!
 
I think i just ate an entire sugarfree jello snack in one bite. I only remember taking one bit and the cup is empty. Is this a trick?
 
It has been a long, long day. I'm too tired to type up a big shabang right now. But, for the choices I made today, food wise, I at least practiced moderation. Two pieces of pizza, two beers. Shitty choices, probably didn't even make it to 1000 calories because it was just cheese pizza, on a pretty thinish crust. Oh, and I didn't eat the crust of of of the pieces because the dog was looking pretty forelorn.

Where I live is very boom and bust by the season. Right now its boom. Booming population on a island with one medical clinic is disaster.
 
Last year i start my workout plane for weight loss.now i feel much better than before lose 20 lb weight. i am very happy from my weight loss progress.
 
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kaplooie said:
Did I just get spammed? SPAMMER! I hate spammers.
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Yes, and please use the "report" icon in the blue bar of each post so that us mods can remove the spam. Some times spam gets posted and not reported and then never discovered by us, lol, So please, report the spam if you should come across it again :)

THanks :)
 
I got some kind of stomach virus a few days ago, and despite having been throwing up for three days, having IV fluids for two days and passing out cold in front of my son who had to call an ambulance, I've gained 7 pounds. WTF. I literally have not eaten a scrap of food since thursday night and I've gained 7 pounds. I am beyond frusterated right now. SO, now my new weight is 243. And the pound that I fought tooth and nail to lose is back.
 
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