My body is repulsive

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Gary_D

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Hi,

My body is disgusting, and I'm addicted to food. I live a sick, convoluted life that is usually saturated with pathological lies to substitute for my filthy body. My face is good, though. Imagine that.

I've searched "Jell-O" diet (Jelly, for the Europeans) to see how well at works, and as per usual, people civilly ask how to do it on Yahoo! Answers only to get shot down with, "Don't do that! It's dangerous!"

So, I figure you people are uppity folks that would probably agree that eating nothing but Jell-O is dangerous, and negative.

I'm going to do it, to spite you fuckers. I'm dead serious, too. Sugar free Jelly will be my life, followed by the occasional fruit for my Vitamin intake.

When my God damn fucking sick body starts shedding pounds, I'll laugh at you mother fuckers. I'll be successful.


- Gary D.
 
Jello is really good with cool whip :)

and jello shots made with grain alcohol will get you drunk mighty quick..

the downside to sugar free jello - all that sugar substitutes - can give you the hershey squirts - you might want to make sure you're staying near a bathroom...

Much success on your journey and as bill cosby would say -there's always room for jello
 
You know, there is a such thing as healthy diet and exercise. Or making sure you get enough sleep. Or taking a daily vitamin supplement.

And only eating jello is essentially starving yourself. Which will make you shed pounds... of muscle. And then as your body switches into starvational survival mode your metabolism slows to a crawl and you feel like gumby walking around...

but you'll shed pounds!
 
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