mrgm's journal

mrgm said:
Went to bed at about 4:30am Sunday- woke up and went to work at about 10am. Stopped at the local Mexifood place and ordered a egg and bacon burrito. I am going to pause here and let you know that apparently when you buy a $2.90 egg and bacon burrito here, they give 10 bucks worth of groceries back. When the lady handed me that bag I asked if it was one burrito, she giggled and said yes. I looked in the bag to find what looked like an artillery shell. It weighed about 2 pounds. It had a greater diameter then a 1.5L smart water, and was about 8-9 inches long. When I unwrapped it at work, I was expecting about a mile of tortilla, but on the contrary, it was barely lapping on the wrap. I was both shocked and awed at the site of this...this thing sitting steaming on my desk. I sat back in my chair, staring. I sipped on my coffee thinking who could finish such a thing. WHO!!! I went to the break room for another cup of coffee, just thinking the whole way that this is just so wrong on so many levels. I, a single human being, can have the option to eat a weeks worth of breakfast in one sitting---for less than 3. American. dollars. Who does this, who really does this. Other international social "zingers" popped to mind, but that would be a lot of typing. So anyway, I sit back in front of this breakfast, (imaging an American flag stamped on side of it) wondering how to begin. I bit into the end of it, and looked in. There were 5 slices of bacon!!!!! 5! Holly crap. There was a hog in my burrito. These were not just regular slices of bacon you get at the super market, NO, these could have past for pork chops. The taste of this thing was unmatched, it was very delightful, light, did not taste that greasy stuff you would expect in something like this. It really tasted like farm fresh eggs (I do know the difference, there is no comparison). Was very tasty, and not greasy. I was eating on that thing from about 10:30am to about 6pm. It just got to "old" to finish, I left about 2 finger widths at the end of the burrito. So that said, you know what I had for lunch and dinner.

Lunch: see above

Dinner: see above
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This is some good writing! Funny stuff! I can see that big A$$ burrito! Just wanted to say I liked your comic writing skills is all... Oh, and good luck on the weight loss journey.
 
ANow that was funny stuff there.

Things that have happened since my last entry. Gained some weight, went up to about 350. Had the same meals, just no movement through out the day. then went in the hospital to get gallbladder out because it just about killed my Pancreas which of coarse would have killed me. was there for about 3 months. nothing but liquid for a while. came down to about 274. I feel a lot better than I did before I went in. don't think its because of the weight loss, I think its more of the removal of my gallbladder.

well now that I am feeling better I think im gona try to do this zombie run out in Austin in December. gona start training. Will start my log once again!
 
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