MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

Apparently the James has missed out on some good stories...

Reputation will be handed out to those that fill him in (on the stories, that is).
 
James said:
Apparently the James has missed out on some good stories...

Reputation will be handed out to those that fill him in (on the stories, that is).
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Ha! You know I'm a rep whore...:D

But I think if you go back a page or two you'll be all caught up. Allyphoe said she would do me if I'd do her. I said, ok, but you go first. So she did, and then after a little licky licky I told her I preferred cocks. :D You wanna see if you can do better? :sifone:
 
bikinibound said:
LOL! Damn! I think Paul is gonna be perv of the week after Sheryl's gone--especially after that comment about shooting something out of somewhere. :smilielol5::smilielol5:

Stacy, if I drive all the way to TX to pick up your pervy lesbian ass, I might as well swing by and pick up Trevor and Paul, too. Ya know, just to throw a few men into the mix. :D
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That's fine!

I'll bring enough toys for us all to stay busy on the drive up.. :sifone:
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Well, I adore you and I know how fixed you're on about getting a boob job. Personally, I think you look beautiful as it is.
However, if it'll make you feel more confident/ sexy, then do your thing, girl. Just don't ask me to suckle on 'em. hahaa jk
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Awww..Shucks.. :hug2:

That feeling just comes/goes...

We could never afford it anyway. If I had big bucks to blow I'd go see Dr. 90210 and let him airbrush me till I was freakin' perfect. :D
OooO I love that man!
 
sammyboy24 said:
Wow Sheryl. Your pics are amazing. Your extremely beautiful. I could probably consider turning straight for you, if just for a night to feel the warmth of your loving busom :)

Yes. I did just write that, lol. I feel like if I'm going to post in this diary I need to keep up with everyone and the dirty talk ;)
Take Care,
-Sam
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*Cracked me up* :D

*WooooHoooo* A New Perv!

Come on in honey and sit by me. :sifone:
 
sammyboy24 said:
Wow Sheryl. Your pics are amazing. Your extremely beautiful. I could probably consider turning straight for you, if just for a night to feel the warmth of your loving busom :)
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Hey... being placed under "consideration for having a beautiful gay man turn straight for me if only a night" is sweet ass! woot wooot! ;) First off, there's no need to keep up with everyone with the dirty talk. I need myself a few angels around here also. haha Besides, a boy as darling as you can't go around talking like a filthy sailor.... leave that to me. HA!I see it [/QUOTE]

bikinibound said:
So I suppose I could let everyone know whether or not you have skills. :D
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I see it this way: If a hetero girl finds you attractive and she makes it a point to get to know you and realizes she really likes you that in itself says you have skills. It doesn't necessarily mean you have to sleep with them, but if they start having "new found feelings like never before" towards you, then that's cool shit. Luckily for me, I can charm the panties/ boxers off of anyone. HA!!!! One of my many superhero powers.

James said:
Apparently the James has missed out on some good stories...

Reputation will be handed out to those that fill him in (on the stories, that is).
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The Sheryl loves herself some longanisas and cans of tuna, honey. Nuff said. ;)
hickgurltx said:
We could never afford it anyway. If I had big bucks to blow I'd go see Dr. 90210 and let him airbrush me till I was freakin' perfect. :D
OooO I love that man!
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Dr. 90210... bah, I think that Brazilian doctor's a retard. Him and his wanna be "Brazilian jiu jitsu" grappling ass. I saw that one episode where he was trying to qualify for a higher grade belt with the Gracie brothers. BAH! That was BS, because they were so holding back because the camera crew was there. He would have gotten his ass handed to him.

-Sheryl

 
I'm telling you Twin, this girl is Mesmerizing isn't she?? I don't know she's got me all twisted up. LMAO!!! To be bi or not to be bi, That is the question. LOL LOL Sugar Booty, you would be the one to convert me that's for sure!! I wouldn't choose anybody else. LOL LOL However, I just don't see it happening any time soon, I'm pretty happy with the H and his wonderful skills, he's got me under a spell. LOL :svengo:
 
bikinibound said:
So I suppose I could let everyone know whether or not you have skills. :D
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But I wasn't successful in converting you, so I'm guessing you'd say I don't. ;)

LOL. I called home the other night to say I'd forgotten about an evening meeting I'd scheduled long ago, and my partner asked if that was code for "I have a hot date with my secret girlfriend." So maybe that's a vote for me having skills?
 
OMG where the hell have I been the last few days!?!!!! Holy Shit! I cannot believe you got those long layers??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope this doesn't come across as rude, but when I met you I was thinking how gorgeous your hair would look if it was exactly as you cut it. It was pretty before but shiat, it looks absolutely STUNNING now! When are you coming back for a visit, hopefully it'll be on a Wed. :rofl:
 
Blancita said:
OMG where the hell have I been the last few days!?!!!! Holy Shit! I cannot believe you got those long layers??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope this doesn't come across as rude, but when I met you I was thinking how gorgeous your hair would look if it was exactly as you cut it. It was pretty before but shiat, it looks absolutely STUNNING now! When are you coming back for a visit, hopefully it'll be on a Wed. :rofl:
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LMAO!! Looks like Sheryl's turned yet another girl lezzie..:biggrinjester: I guess when you're hot, you're hot. The guys all want ya, the girls all want ya. *Whistles the tune to Sugar Snatch*
 
For those of you who weren't around when this was posted a few months ago, I think it deserves a comeback as a little send off gift to Sheryl. :biggrinjester:

bikinibound said:
I've taken the liberty of changing the lyrics:

There’s a crazy little bitch beyond the tracks
And ev’rybody calls her the sugar snatch
Well, she's just a crazy girl and she lives in da hood
Sugar snatch tastes mighty good
That’s the reason why I’ve got to get back
To that sugar snatch, whoa baby
To that sugar snatch.

There’s this cute little girlie, she’s a’workin’ out
A black corset makes her boobs stick out
I’m gonna rub that booty, spend a little cash
Make that girl love me when I put on some trash
You can understand why I’ve got to get back
To that sugar snatch, whoa baby
To that sugar snatch, yeah honey
To that sugar snatch, whoa yes
To that sugar snatch.

Now that sugar snatch queen is a’married to me, yeah yeah
We just lay around and bone to music from the '80s
Ah, but one of these days I’m gonna put on my 8-tracks
Head in the direction of my sugar snatch
Just me and her yes I'm gonna go lick
Up that sugar snatch,
Whoa uh oh
Lick that sugar snatch, yeah honey
Suck my sugar snatch
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Alrighty.... so here's the deal. Earlier this morning my computer decided to die on me, so right now we have a crappy tower that will be returned tomorrow after Sean gets off of work. Good thing I got online, because I didn't print out my flight itinerary. HA! Yah... I'm really behind in packing... if anything, I only have my panties and socks ready. Sad thing is.. they're brand new in a package and tossed on the floor here. That's my idea of being "ready." We're going to leave the house 3:30am Tuesday morning, so I can catch my flight in time. Therefore, I won't be online all too much tomorrow to spread my perversions.

Just a few Sheryl words before signing off for the next month... For those of you who have been busting their asses to lose weight throughout the year, kudos to you for saying "fuck it" with all of this New Year's resolution bullshit. You're ahead of the game by not saying, "When the new year rolls in, I'm going to lose weight." For the boys (Steve and James) who can eat to their hearts content because they're bulking or training to be American Gladiator contestants... I hate you. hahaaa! jk All in all, I just want to wish all of you a wonderful holiday season. May the New Year bring you and your families nothing but the very best. I'll be back soon. (January 11th)

Love Always,

-That Big Booty Ho named Sheryl
 
We'll miss you desperately Sheryl! We will be sure to keep your diary at "total deviant" status while you are gone.
 
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