MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

LOL!! Looks just like ya, Steve! :eek: J/k:rolleyes: Some women like their men hairy, though...:rotflmao:

Have you seen my body? Just look in Sheryl's AVI. I'm about as hairy as that gorilla. I actually had to get my mankini a couple of sizes bigger than I really am just to leave a cushion for all my hair.
 
Hey Sheryl,

Thanks for stopping in my diary (and listening to me whine!). Must be my time of the month ;)

Hope you had a nice weekend (you went away, right?)

David
 
~*Happy Tuesday!*~

So glad ta hear from ya!

I thought maybe Jason got u guys! :eek:

Can't wait ta hear how everything went.

:hug2:

Have A Goal Reachin' Tuesday!

*Stacy
 
I love my heels, and I like them high, and since I'm already 5.6 1/2 If I wear my 3-4 inch, I usually tower over my hubby and damn it feels awkward slow dancing and hunching over to lean on a shoulder, REALLY it does!! I would rather be a bit shorter and snuggle in JUST RIGHT!!

Jesus christ! Another amazon! Am I the only vertically challenged bitch around this forum??? (Well with Claudia and jenna as exceptions... LOL) Hell, I don't mind towering over Sean.. that's why I always tell him to kneel when I'm wearing ho heels. LMAO!!!!

:eek: Talk of high heels they are extremy SEXY but I would
honestly break a leg,foot,arm,neck walking in them lol!

It's all about skill, ma ma.... and making sure you have someone on both sides so you don't topple over and die.

I have some 4" ones that make my feet numb after about 5 minutes of wearing them..lol. So, I almost never do. I think when I lose more weight, then they'll be more comfortable.

Yup... been through that whole numbing bullshit also. However, once I start really losing weight, things are fine. ALSO.... my feet are a size and a half smaller. Weird, right? haha

For petes sake don't have boom-boom under a tree bc that's when he always strikes!

You know, the thought crossed my mind.... Hey.. it's out in the country... no one's around.... nothing but mother nature... no one will yell that pesky line I always hear, "Goddamn stop choking him and let the mother fucker breath, bitch!!" Then I realized, "Oh fuck this! It's less than 40 degrees and no amount of mega boning will keep me warm." Also, once my "heat reserve" aka ass is exposed, I freeze up and die.

That wouldve been great to have someone to go hiking with again. I remember when I used to do these 10-12 mile hikes on weekends, I would always lose a pound come monday from all those burned calories, plus from me being out and not home binging .. he he. If you ever go to a hike lower downstate, let me know.

Ummmm I'd be willing to catch a hike with you... say.... Wednesday.... on la la la lesbian day!!!! LMAO jk... Hey it's starting to get a bit chilly, so umm I don't know about hiking, ma ma.

Hey there Bootiful!

Hope you had a great weekend, mine was relaxing as all hell, so relaxing I posted like, a million pictures in my diary :rolleyes:

Oh yah, girl... I took a looksy and your pix and you look absolutely darling! You rocking them cute ass curls. For a minute there, I was hoping it was Wednesday also. HA!

I've been hearing about how raunchy this diary is, and finally poked my head in to check it out. You're everything they say you are! :rotflmao:

Perverts call me "Sugar Snatch." Others call me "hooker bitch." I feel so loved in my raunch-fest.

I'll definitely be back, but I gotta ask...do you give lessons on how to be like you? :rolleyes:
HA! Hell, honey... anyone can be a frigid bitch. ;) jk!!

 
Just wanted to pop in and say Hi!! I was just getting to know you when I had to be outa town for a while and I wanted to keep in touch. Hope you have a great day!!:)

Hey girl,
I wondered what happened to you. I hope the trip out of town went well. :D

Hey girl! Where are you?? Hope you're having a great day!:hug2::hug2:

Ummm I was definitely in my panties.... where? I have no fackin clue.

Hi MGB.

Haven't talked to you in a while, figured I'd say hello.

Yah. It's been a long time, man.


Hope we can get together for some "shit talk" soon. :D

I thought of you when I saw this:

That pic is the perfect addition to my perverted diary, Steve. Thank you so much. Now how many people can say they have a silverback gorilla giving you the finger pic in their diary here? Hmmm? Btw everyone.. Steve has a shaved pussy pic in his diary. Post #5252. Oh wait.. nevermind, I have the link right here... http://weight-loss.fitness.com/weight-loss-diary/8425-journey-not-destination-351.html#post335452 :D

Some women like their men hairy, though...

Egads... count me out. I like man titties without the "dental flossing action." ICK!!
Have you seen my body? Just look in Sheryl's AVI. I'm about as hairy as that gorilla. I actually had to get my mankini a couple of sizes bigger than I really am just to leave a cushion for all my hair.

OooOOooh so is that why your junk looks "huge?" How decieving!!!!!! I want my money back!!!!

Thanks for stopping in my diary (and listening to me whine!). Must be my time of the month ;)

Damn... you must be on the same cycle that me and Kimberly are on right now. God.... don't you just hate that, girlfriend? Sheesh! ;) And you know me, David... anytime, man. :hug2:

-Sheryl

 
Yah. It's been a long time, man.


Hope we can get together for some "shit talk" soon. :D

Screw you.

That pic is the perfect addition to my perverted diary, Steve. Thank you so much. Now how many people can say they have a silverback gorilla giving you the finger pic in their diary here? Hmmm? Btw everyone.. Steve has a shaved pussy pic in his diary. Post #5252. Oh wait.. nevermind, I have the link right here... http://weight-loss.fitness.com/weight-loss-diary/8425-journey-not-destination-351.html#post335452 :D

I paid good money for that shaved pussy too!

OooOOooh so is that why your junk looks "huge?" How decieving!!!!!! I want my money back!!!!

I'd rather hair than 'junk.' This American social system where thick body-hair is not valued is very strange.

I may need some Nair.
 
All's I have to say is OMFG,the profanity in here!LMAO..........:rotflmao::rotflmao: I needed a good laiugh.Hope your having a great day hott mama!!Tammy
 
You still workin' it at the gym girl?? What's with the late night workouts lately? Is that when all the man titties show up? :rotflmao::rotflmao:

I know how to step up your workouts--you know those mechanical bunnies that greyhounds chase around the track? Well, if they let you loose and replaced the bunnies with sexy man titties running around the track, you'd break olympic records trying to catch them!! :rotflmao::rotflmao:

I dunno if I'll still be up when you finally get your ass online. I'm actually really tired right now. :eek:
 
Hey everyone,

Sorry I haven't really been keeping up with my food journal, but I've been working out at the gym later in the evening, so the last thing I want to do is list all my food, etc. Instead, I like to cyber dyke it with Kimberly via yahoo messenger. HA! I've been doing well with exercise and planning my meals, so I'm still busting my ass off on this end. I'm down another pound, so I'm now 166 lbs. Being that the Red Dragon will be knocking on my door any minute, I'm sure I can breeze through the low 160s directly after all is said and done. (knock on Sean's wood)

As for my weekend trip, it went pretty well. We ended up staying at the inlaws house since they were in South Carolina for my brother in law's Army graduation. They have a huge ass house (5 bedrooms, 2 baths) on 150 acres of land on the Tug Hill. Sounds awesome, right? Hmmm... not so much. It seems they forgot to fill the kerosene before they left.. and they also left the goddamn windows open. For anyone who's been to the Tug Hill during this time, you would know that evenings drop to about 30 and the day time's about 40. In other words, I was freezing my ass off. (Winter time: Oh shit.. that's a WHOLE different story. Can you say 8' of snow on a "mild winter?") I slept in my North Face down parka. How's that for freaking fun, right?

As for mother nature, it was awesome. Me and Sean ended up walking along the Mohawk River (on the property) then hiking along the back. The trees were changing and it was beautiful with all the reds, yellows, and oranges. (Hawaii lacks any sign of Fall, so this was totally new to me.) We picked apples and fed them to the horses, along with hay. (Goddamn.. haying is a HARD fackin job, let me tell you that.) While playing in the barn with mum's German Shepard, Rebel, I heard a little squeak and I found tiniest short-haired orange tabby sitting in the hay. I had a feeling it must have fallen from up above the hay bails, so I climbed up to see if its siblings were around. (~10ft drop onto a thick bed of hay on the bottom, so no damage done on its part) Nada. I placed it next to the barn cats and they all disappeared. Sean later found me with the kitten, climbed up the bails and placed her there saying the others must be hiding. The following morning, I go to help Sean hay the horses and there it is crying below. This time I spot the rest of the litter and the other kittens are 3 times the size of this one. Damn, it's the runt. Long story short, I snagged her up b/c she would have ended up starving in the barn. Her name is Minion (my little underling) aka mignon (which means "darling" in French). Cute eh? HA! Funny thing is, I'm horribly allergic to cats. I later spoke to my father in law and said that litter isn't more than 3 weeks old, because he found them earlier. Sean said that it'll take her a while to get used to the house, learn how to eat/ drink and use the litter box. I told Sean I'll train her. "You can't train a cat, baby." "Watch me." We brought her home Sunday afternoon, Monday after noon I call Sean, "Mini's pissing in the liter box. I told you." "Yah, she's using the box, because you throw her ass in there." "When you get home, you'll see." Sean walks into the door and I'm in the kitchen cooking dinner. Minion gallops right pass him, climbs into her litter box, takes a piss and runs out. "Holy fuck! She IS litter trained." Not bad for someone who has never owned a kitty.

-Sheryl

I'll post pix in a few. Need to feed Min.... again.
 
LMAO!!!! I've trained a ton of kitty's and yes, most learn right away, if you keep putting them in their litter box. GOOD FOR YOU, saving him. AHHHHH Sugar Booty, you have a heart of gold women!! your just all mush inside right?? Trying to get us to believe your a hard ass biatch, I never bought it for a second. LOL Now I know why if I was to turn lesbo, I would be knocking at your door. LOL LOL :eek: I've been to Tughill, I think me and the ex did some snowmobile riding there once or twice, it's GORGEOUS! Remember my boys were born in the UPSTATE terrain of the Adirondack mountains and NY, and YES it's cold as a friggen freezer there, but more beautiful in the fall then anyone can imagine. It sounds like you had an very nice time, and I'm very happy to hear it, as you deserve it!! WAY to go on losing some poundage girlie, I hope the red dragon comes and goes quickly!! Have another good day today, and please post pics of the new addition soon. Loves me the kitty Cats!
HUGS!
Sugar Butt!
 
Hey everyone,

Sorry I haven't really been keeping up with my food journal, but I've been working out at the gym later in the evening, so the last thing I want to do is list all my food, etc. Instead, I like to cyber dyke it with Kimberly via yahoo messenger. HA! I've been doing well with exercise and planning my meals, so I'm still busting my ass off on this end. I'm down another pound, so I'm now 166 lbs. Being that the Red Dragon will be knocking on my door any minute, I'm sure I can breeze through the low 160s directly after all is said and done. (knock on Sean's wood)

As for my weekend trip, it went pretty well. We ended up staying at the inlaws house since they were in South Carolina for my brother in law's Army graduation. They have a huge ass house (5 bedrooms, 2 baths) on 150 acres of land on the Tug Hill. Sounds awesome, right? Hmmm... not so much. It seems they forgot to fill the kerosene before they left.. and they also left the goddamn windows open. For anyone who's been to the Tug Hill during this time, you would know that evenings drop to about 30 and the day time's about 40. In other words, I was freezing my ass off. (Winter time: Oh shit.. that's a WHOLE different story. Can you say 8' of snow on a "mild winter?") I slept in my North Face down parka. How's that for freaking fun, right?

As for mother nature, it was awesome. Me and Sean ended up walking along the Mohawk River (on the property) then hiking along the back. The trees were changing and it was beautiful with all the reds, yellows, and oranges. (Hawaii lacks any sign of Fall, so this was totally new to me.) We picked apples and fed them to the horses, along with hay. (Goddamn.. haying is a HARD fackin job, let me tell you that.) While playing in the barn with mum's German Shepard, Rebel, I heard a little squeak and I found tiniest short-haired orange tabby sitting in the hay. I had a feeling it must have fallen from up above the hay bails, so I climbed up to see if its siblings were around. (~10ft drop onto a thick bed of hay on the bottom, so no damage done on its part) Nada. I placed it next to the barn cats and they all disappeared. Sean later found me with the kitten, climbed up the bails and placed her there saying the others must be hiding. The following morning, I go to help Sean hay the horses and there it is crying below. This time I spot the rest of the litter and the other kittens are 3 times the size of this one. Damn, it's the runt. Long story short, I snagged her up b/c she would have ended up starving in the barn. Her name is Minion (my little underling) aka mignon (which means "darling" in French). Cute eh? HA! Funny thing is, I'm horribly allergic to cats. I later spoke to my father in law and said that litter isn't more than 3 weeks old, because he found them earlier. Sean said that it'll take her a while to get used to the house, learn how to eat/ drink and use the litter box. I told Sean I'll train her. "You can't train a cat, baby." "Watch me." We brought her home Sunday afternoon, Monday after noon I call Sean, "Mini's pissing in the liter box. I told you." "Yah, she's using the box, because you throw her ass in there." "When you get home, you'll see." Sean walks into the door and I'm in the kitchen cooking dinner. Minion gallops right pass him, climbs into her litter box, takes a piss and runs out. "Holy fuck! She IS litter trained." Not bad for someone who has never owned a kitty.

-Sheryl

I'll post pix in a few. Need to feed Min.... again.


Congrats!! on being down another pound!!:hug2: That is great! Busts out the Pom Poms! *L* :pumpkin::D:pumpkin:
That's a cute lil new addition you got. Great name choice too! *L* Please pet your lil cute pussy once for me :rotflmao: (damn that sounded extra bad*L*)
 
Howdy GB,
I love mother nature walking outdoors stuff!
Inlaws place looks like the great get away.I simply :beating: those kitty
doggy pics adorable!It's crazy how sharp those lil claws are when your playing
with the kitty.Hope you have a wonderful day tammy
 
TMI alert...The following contains visual images that you may not want behind your eyes.

I was always a dog person. My first wife was a cat person. So after years of just having no pets, I consented to get a cat under three conditions:

1. The cat must be free
2. It must not sleep in bed with us.
3. It must not be Siamese.

So, after paying $100 for a purebred, bluepoint Siamese, we went to bed and put the tiny kitty in her bed next to my ex on the floor. After I fell asleep my ex smuggled it into the bed. The lil thing worked it's way between us way under the covers unbeknownst to us.

Long about midnight I rolled over and as has always been my custom I was sans pajamas The kitten was apparently concerned about the sudden presence of various parts of my anatomy and attacked.

You've all heard about pussy with teeth. Well you've not lived until you have experienced it! The beast was ejected from the bed in seconds unceremoniously. She was down to eight lives. Of course, I was a bad man for being mean to the kitty...

Whole marriage was like that. The scars on my best friend healed in time and eventually the cat and I forgave each other.

You all see a cute little kitten. I see a world of indescribable pain.

Enjoy it!

David
 
OMG Davey that is WACK, you poor thing! (Funny though, in retrospect I bet for you too)

Sheryl, that's fackin awesome you're losing weight so consistently and are having a great old time in South Carolina--what a beautiful view! And Mignon, she's so cute!!! Watch out, though, cats are a PAIN IN THE ASS. My Oliver is pissed off because he doesn't like the cheaper brand of food I bought him. Asshole.

Anyway, we're glad to hear from you! Oh yes, and Happy Wednesday! TLD! :D
 
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