MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

Hey everyone,

so I've been reading all the posts recieved the past ummmm 24 hours and all I have to say is, you guys are a bunch of perverted bastards. hahaaa! I love you.. and want to bone/ fondle/ make out with a few of you. LMAO ;) Being that I can only post 10 quote a time, I'm just going to pull a Val aka CurvyGirlie. (b/c she's a smart one.. ;))

AmyRB aka Sugar Booty- You, my dear, are hot shit. I'm down for drinks and dyking, baby. ;) HA! Hey, damnitt... I still have this birthday freaking video here waiting for you, woman! I'm starting to think I might have to change it again. LOL

BikiniBound- I love you even if you were slow to recognize that your mother fuckin' face was glued onto one of the girl's bodies! LMAO Also, I hope your TLD went well today. I got my "owie" kissed by an older lesbian today at the gym. It was weird, but fackin' cool, man! LMAO (Some guy went and left a barbell laying right behind me... I stepped back and fell flat on my ass, slamming my wrist on the bench. She showed out of the blue, helped me up and kissed my wanker wrist. hahaa)

Blancita aka Sugar Mami- I lurve you, woman. I'm really looking forward to seeing you in the city next month, mami!!! I'll let you know ahead of time when we'll drop in. It may have to be a week day, because Sean will be driving.

Cinderelly- Relly doll! I miss you!!! Thank you so much for the compliments.. I will definitely drop into your new diary and spread some love your way, angel. :hug2:

CurvieGirlie- Don't frett with watching TV. I only watch a few shows. If anything, I spend a lot of time fucking around on break.com or youtube.com ... and yes, I love Jillian and want to bone her. HA!

DCarr10760- I LOOOOOVVVEEEEE the pic, honey. It really made my night after I got home from the gym. :) Now... can you make one of me and Jillian of Biggest Loser laying in bed? LMAO!!! Thanks, handsome.

hickgurltx- I'm really glad you're enjoying yourself at the forum. It seems you've befriended a bunch of weirdos. Poor you. hahaaaa! Good job with the weight loss so far. I've been paying attention to your ticker.

MidGaGuy- Ties. Oh God... I love them. Especially on a man... holy shit, do I! :drooling: There's just something about a man who wears tie a.. you just want to crawl over their desk, grab them by their tie, tug them in for a good ol' make out session. Me-fuckin-ow, daddy! Then when you really get into it, wrap your hand a few times into their tie, lean back and growl.... then give them a firm backhand and say, "Now give me an A, you mother fucker!!" or "Now who's your Mommy, bitch??" (I prefer young professors.. or just kinky men in general. LMAO)

Miss LadyBug aka My Sugar Butt- You're too funny. I read your post that you meant to send Kimberly and started laughing. It's okay... Kimberly's usually in here calling me filthy names. haha As for my weigh in, I try to weigh myself once on Saturdays. Being that I'm heading to the Adirondacks for a bit of hiking and whatnot, it probably won't be until Monday. I'm really trying to get into the 150s by the time my baby sister gets here.

Steve aka OmegaMaleBoobyTron aka Mankini Midget Smuggler Ummm.... you have really nice man titties. Sorry... I didn't know what else to say. LMAO!!!

T2 Trucker- Really? She said that? That's funny, she wasn't saying that last night when she was screaming my name.

Finally....
Slim Col- Alright, I'll just make this simple... as I said before, think twice before you post in my diary. However, continue backpedaling, it makes me feel like a stunning supreme bitch.

-Sheryl
 
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Hey Honey Snatch!! Just living up to my rep of calling you filthy names..lmao. Just sending you a bit of TLD love before the day is over. Hope you and Jillian had some hot lezzie action last night!! :rotflmao::rotflmao:
 
Steve said:
Man titties = moobs

And thanks :)
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Moobs just sound so wrong. I mean c'mon... "Hey.. you're looking hot as hell tonight... how about you lift up that shirt so I can run my hands over your moobs." Ummm.... I don't know about you, but that's not sexy. At least with man titties you can joke around with it. Such as, "I like my man with some nice tits. Show mama whatcha working with!" Seeee....?

bikinibound said:
Hey Honey Snatch!! Just living up to my rep of calling you filthy names..lmao.
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Honey snatch eh? Wow.... your filthy name calling is definitely getting better by the minute, my massive mammaried homegirl. HA!

-Sheryl
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Moobs just sound so wrong. I mean c'mon... "Hey.. you're looking hot as hell tonight... how about you lift up that shirt so I can run my hands over your moobs." Ummm.... I don't know about you, but that's not sexy. At least with man titties you can joke around with it. Such as, "I like my man with some nice tits. Show mama whatcha working with!" Seeee....?
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Yes, when you say it like that, I see the light.

You have an amazing talent with painting pictures with words.

OMBT OUT!
 
Hey Miss Bootie, definitely let me know in advance so I can meet up with you all. Are you just coming in town to show your sister around or what did you all have planned?
 
Okay, when did I miss you getting down to 167?

Woot! Way to go. You are passing me by!

I want the Roger Rabbit biatch! I can't wait to see it!
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
Extra flab go? Oh... I tuck it in my ass, so the boys won't get squeamish.

I'm going to be a stunner when I get to 140? Ummm.... excuse me, but I'm already a mother fuckin' stunner.... hell, I was a stunner when I was rocking 225. Nuff said.

Today's lesson: Think TWICE before you post in my diary.

-Sheryl
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This made me blow a protein shake through my nose yesterday. Hahaha!!!
 
~*Happy Thursday!*~ :)

Thanks for your sweet reply.. ;)

LOVE yer poster idea btw..{saw it in Blancita's diary}..

I love stuff like that! I'm an OCD-Organized Freak so that's right up my alley. :rotflmao:

{When son was little I was one of those moms that made up a chore/school chart and we went and picked out cool stickers for him to use and so on..He loved it!} So, why can't adults kinda do the same thing?! :cool:

*Ponders all the great spots for my future posters.* :D

Congrat's on all of your hard work payin' off! :hug2:

Have A Super Great Day!

*Stacy

Sorry for all the smilies..I'm addicted..
 
Blancita said:
Hey Miss Bootie, definitely let me know in advance so I can meet up with you all. Are you just coming in town to show your sister around or what did you all have planned?
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I really have no clue as to what she wants to do. I think she wants to see the usual tourist sites, which is cool with me, because I've been to NYC a number of times and never did any of that. haha My sister's a camera whore.

AmyRB said:
Okay, when did I miss you getting down to 167?

Woot! Way to go. You are passing me by!

I want the Roger Rabbit biatch! I can't wait to see it!
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Ummmm this past weekend? hahaaa I'm trying to get down to the low 160s by the time I pick up my baby sister. I won't bitch about hitting the 150s though. haha!

Well, I have your damn birthday video here. Where do I send it to??? LOL I can't send it via myspace, because my account is all screwy and besides, it's a perv page. LOL

hickgurltx said:
LOVE yer poster idea btw..{saw it in Blancita's diary}..

I love stuff like that! I'm an OCD-Organized Freak so that's right up my alley. :rotflmao:
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I was a psychology major at UHM and this was how I actually studied. I'd make huge ass poster boards and write a bunch of crap, then place it all along my walls, so I could read it whenever I entered my room. It's stuck with me til this day, as you can see. :)

Steve said:
I heard the reverse is true. If you snort protein power, you'll reach your goals in no time.

But what do I know?
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Duh, Amy.... now you know why I've been losing weight like crazy. Steve and I snort protein powder lines ALL the time. It's become a favorite past time hobby. Just fyi... if you snort chocolate whey protein, make sure to clean your nose after... if not, it looks like you had your nose tucked betw/ someone's ass cheeks.

Okay people, Sean's going to be busy on the comp tonight, so no accomplishments. I hope everyone has a wonderful evening and tomorrow, I'll raid diaries... and spread a little love like a toothless tranny in a back alley.

-Sheryl

 
Howdy MGB,
Lol @ Camera Whore I always looked at a camera
as EWWW get it away and since my 1st born I just can't stop taking pics
I even don't mind a few of myself as long as I have my make up piled on
and some type of non cow looking clothes.Lol
Anyway 2 more lbs girlie and your at your goal GL you rock,Tammy
 
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