MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

No coconut bra for your big jugs??:rotflmao::rotflmao: How can those polynesian women get so fat when they do that kind of dancing? Sounds like a good workout to me.

Fuck those coconut bras! I swear to God.... you wear them and you get jabbed with splinters. As for polynesian being on the "larger size," it's due to the culture: the "larger the woman," the more "well to do she is"... or the "healthier and more child bearing she is..." And well then you just have the ones that can eat half a pig at one sitting. LMAO!!! But honestly.. a lot of Hawaiian food is starchy.

Thanks, Claudia and Jenna. Yah... Claudia you were right, girl. That motherfucker took it way too far.
 


Fuck those coconut bras! I swear to God.... you wear them and you get jabbed with splinters. As for polynesian being on the "larger size," it's due to the culture: the "larger the woman," the more "well to do she is"... or the "healthier and more child bearing she is..."

It used to be like that in American Culture too... boy have we done a 180! Not that obesity was in... just a girl with some nice curves... it meant that they were able to afford to eat and be healthy... not be starving and ultra skinny due to lack of food...
 
Damn! I wish I could do that! No wonder the guys go gah gah! You've just given Paul something new to think about while tending to his heel!:rotflmao:

Tahitian dancing takes a lot of practice... lots and lots. But oooh, girl... now that I've lost weight, my shit just goes crazy. OoooOOh can you imagine if I danced like that here in NY. Dayummmmm... I'd have some problems on my hands. I'll just wait til I get back to Hawaii to dance Tahitian where it's acceptable and pretty much the norm. HA!
 


Tahitian dancing takes a lot of practice... lots and lots. But oooh, girl... now that I've lost weight, my shit just goes crazy. OoooOOh can you imagine if I danced like that here in NY. Dayummmmm... I'd have some problems on my hands. I'll just wait til I get back to Hawaii to dance Tahitian where it's acceptable and pretty much the norm. HA!

You sure would have some problems on your hands... there'd be hands all over you... you'd definilty need more than one TLD a week LOL.... That shizznit really looks fun... I wanna learn to do stuff like that when I get thin... and i want to take those pole dancing exercise classes... those look damn fun!
 
Glad you reported the fucker. That guy deserved a good kick in the balls.

Ooh, I'd love to learn a good fat burning dance. Sean agreed to take salsa lessons with me but keeps coming up with excuses to not go. I think my body is getting used to my workout program so I need to change it up a bit. I think I'll start swimming a couple days a week for a full body workout.
 
Here's an example of Tahitian Dance (French Polynesian style dance):

YouTube - TAHITIAN DANCE -- CORINNE

It's great for hips and ass and it makes the boys go gah gah. LMAO!!!!

-Me

:drooling::drooling::beating:

Down boy down! *L*






Sorry to hear of your unwanted gym advances from pisshead. Good for you turning him in. I'm sure he's done this type of thing before and wasn't turned in. I would think he'll get a warning or the boot.


Great job exercising and eating as always Sheryl. Keep up the good job. oh and you can always feel free to video yourself Tahitian dancing. I'm sure everyone would like to see how you do it. Purely for research purposes of course :D *L*
 
Good morning Sheryl! Oh man...that PYHB is sure a cocky SOB! Maybe next time he starts pestering you, just yell in your best outside voice, "Syphillis? oh, that's too bad!"

That ought cool his jets a tad (and his action, too). :D
 
Hi Sheryl,
Thanks for stopping in at my diary (Fitby4T). I was just reading some of you diary and you guys are hysterical. If you don't mind I'll be looking back here for a good laugh. Good luck with everything and watch out for that jerk at the gym. There's no need of that crap. You have to enjoy going to the gym and he is making it hard.
BTW, I wasn't laughing at that, it was the Pee Pee dialog stuff.
see ya soon.
Mickey
 
you'd definilty need more than one TLD a week LOL.... That shizznit really looks fun... I wanna learn to do stuff like that when I get thin... and i want to take those pole dancing exercise classes... those look damn fun!

How's this.... when you feel comfy to do so, I'll go ahead and teach you a few Tahitian dance moves. (Guaranteed.. it'll get PJ riled up. HA!) As for pole dancing classes, I told Sean when we buy our house, I'm getting one. For cardio... and well, for ummm... strength training, of course. ;)

171 need I say nomore?:eek: 160's:eek:

I'm trying, Tammy. hahaa! The last time I was in the 160s was when I was in Intermediate School. One of the MOST horrible memories of my life. We had a science project where every student had to weigh and measure themself, then place their data on the board in front of the class. Not only was I the shortest person (4'10") in the class, but I was the 2nd "fattest kid" in there. The "fattest kid" was a freaking football player! BAH! I got ridiculed for a whole year and I swore to myself that would be the last time I ever went on a scale. (161 lbs) Unfortunately my ass had to go on a scale for high school sports. Bastards. hahaaa

Ooh, I'd love to learn a good fat burning dance. Sean agreed to take salsa lessons with me but keeps coming up with excuses to not go. I think my body is getting used to my workout program so I need to change it up a bit. I think I'll start swimming a couple days a week for a full body workout.

OoOoh I love salsa dancing. I'm actually kick ass, but Sean's ummmm really uncoordinated, so he pretty much just stands there and does the "water sprinkler." HAHAAA! You know there's this one workout via DVD called Zumba and my girlfriend loves it. (Try youtube and you'll find out demos) I perfer Tahitian dancing, because it's a mega lower body/ ab workout and it's getting back to my "roots." haha

Great job exercising and eating as always Sheryl. Keep up the good job. oh and you can always feel free to video yourself Tahitian dancing. I'm sure everyone would like to see how you do it. Purely for research purposes of course :D *L*

Awww thanks, doll. You're too kind. As for youtubing myself Tahitian dancing... ummm I'd probably have to place that in the adult content section. :D jk Research purposes! HA! Freaking perv. You men and your "heels." Tsk tsk!

Good morning Sheryl! Oh man...that PYHB is sure a cocky SOB! Maybe next time he starts pestering you, just yell in your best outside voice, "Syphillis? oh, that's too bad!"

OMG I nearly pissed myself reading that! HA! Beth.. you're the best.

-Sheryl
 
Hi Sheryl,
Thanks for stopping in at my diary (Fitby4T). I was just reading some of you diary and you guys are hysterical. If you don't mind I'll be looking back here for a good laugh. Good luck with everything and watch out for that jerk at the gym. There's no need of that crap. You have to enjoy going to the gym and he is making it hard.
BTW, I wasn't laughing at that, it was the Pee Pee dialog stuff.
see ya soon.
Mickey

Hey Mickey,

thanks for dropping in. As for my diary... ummm yah, if you ever feel the need for a laugh or you just want to find a bunch of whackos who are going through the same thing you are, then by all means sit back and watch the chaos. HA! Who said losing weight has to be so damn serious? ;) I'll be keeping an eye on you and your diary, Mister Man.

-Sheryl

PS Pervs and Pervettes.. meet Mickey. He's new to the forum. :D
 
Hi There!! I'm so pissed at myself for not coming to your diary sooner, what the hell was I thinking?? Blame it on old age I guess, brain fart or something in between. I just love your posts and I love your get it out there personality, you crack me up! :jump: I will now from here forward keep coming by to gather knowledge and hopefully share a little words of encouragement along the way. You mentioned in Beth's diary about using the Arc Trainer, you know my gym has several of those and never once did I give them a second thought, I'm going to use that damn thing tonight if it's the last thing I do there. Tomorrow I might be in pain and traction, but what the fu..... no pain, no gain right?? :doh: Here is hoping your week is a good one!! Now I need to read back some pages and get caught up. :eek: Later Gator!
Kim
 
To Be a Bitch or To Forgive and Forget

About a year ago, I met a couple through Sean. Sean's friend was hilarious. He was an outspoken smart ass who didn't have a care in the world. His girlfriend, on the other hand, seemed to hate me from the beginning of "Hi, I'm Sheryl." She weighed about 120, blonde and blue-eyed... she was "cute." (I won't be a hater, so there's no sense in saying she was "an ugly bitch." HA! Even though at the time, that was what went through my mind.) We got off to a rocky start when out of the blue she blurted out, "So you're Samoan, right? Because, you're bigger than my girlfriend who is Hawaiian." Mind you, while saying this, she eyed me from my head down to my toes. "No. I'm part Hawaiian, as well as a few other ethnicities." "Is Samoan one of them?" "Bitch, do you have a problem?" Needless to say, the dinner we had planned together did not take place and that whole evening I was angry not only at her, but at myself for allowing me to get "this big."

Today after spending time at the gym, I decided to drop into the mall. (I'm not a shopaholic, but I do like looking at stuff.) Since I'm a big fan of "people watching," I find a seat and just sit back for a while. "Sheryl, is that you?" It was Sean's friend. "Hey man, how's it going? Long time no see." He said he noticed me earlier, but wasn't sure if that was me or not, because I "shrank." HA! Suddenly, I hear a familiar voice and it's his girlfriend. I turned and almost did a double take. She was now almost 200lbs with her belly hanging over her sweats. First thought: lean in, snap the waist band of her sweats and say, "Soooooo.... are you Samoan?" Surprising enough, I wasn't angry at her anymore nor did I feel like saying something hurtful towards her. "Hey Beth. How's it going?" She kind of gave me a shocked look. "Oh.. I'm doing okay. Just hanging out." Cool.

Her boyfriend had a phonecall, so he steps away for a few. Awkward. "You know, I'm sorry what I said to you back when." "What are you talking about? It's water under the bridge." "No really... you can say anything you want. I deserve it." "Nah... if I did that, what good would that do? Besides, I'd rather get together for that one dinner you made me miss back in the day. Your treat of course." I smiled, then she smiled back. "Thanks, girl." "But ummm no really.. your ass is going to buy me dinner soon."

Oddly enough, this little event made my day.

-Sheryl
 
Good story Sheryl!

Let your accomplishments speak for ya... they'll make her realize how wrong she was more than any words could.
 
About a year ago, I met a couple through Sean. Sean's friend was hilarious. He was an outspoken smart ass who didn't have a care in the world. His girlfriend, on the other hand, seemed to hate me from the beginning of "Hi, I'm Sheryl." She weighed about 120, blonde and blue-eyed... she was "cute." (I won't be a hater, so there's no sense in saying she was "an ugly bitch." HA! Even though at the time, that was what went through my mind.) We got off to a rocky start when out of the blue she blurted out, "So you're Samoan, right? Because, you're bigger than my girlfriend who is Hawaiian." Mind you, while saying this, she eyed me from my head down to my toes. "No. I'm part Hawaiian, as well as a few other ethnicities." "Is Samoan one of them?" "Bitch, do you have a problem?" Needless to say, the dinner we had planned together did not take place and that whole evening I was angry not only at her, but at myself for allowing me to get "this big."

Today after spending time at the gym, I decided to drop into the mall. (I'm not a shopaholic, but I do like looking at stuff.) Since I'm a big fan of "people watching," I find a seat and just sit back for a while. "Sheryl, is that you?" It was Sean's friend. "Hey man, how's it going? Long time no see." He said he noticed me earlier, but wasn't sure if that was me or not, because I "shrank." HA! Suddenly, I hear a familiar voice and it's his girlfriend. I turned and almost did a double take. She was now almost 200lbs with her belly hanging over her sweats. First thought: lean in, snap the waist band of her sweats and say, "Soooooo.... are you Samoan?" Surprising enough, I wasn't angry at her anymore nor did I feel like saying something hurtful towards her. "Hey Beth. How's it going?" She kind of gave me a shocked look. "Oh.. I'm doing okay. Just hanging out." Cool.

Her boyfriend had a phonecall, so he steps away for a few. Awkward. "You know, I'm sorry what I said to you back when." "What are you talking about? It's water under the bridge." "No really... you can say anything you want. I deserve it." "Nah... if I did that, what good would that do? Besides, I'd rather get together for that one dinner you made me miss back in the day. Your treat of course." I smiled, then she smiled back. "Thanks, girl." "But ummm no really.. your ass is going to buy me dinner soon."

Oddly enough, this little event made my day.

-Sheryl

Ha! Karma!
 
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