MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

You summoned beetlejuice if you called his name three times -what happens when you say you pee pee clear three times?

/me gets out an umbrella
 
It's sunny here.

So I don't know.

Oops....

Now I know what happens.

I just wet myself. :(
 
maleficent said:
the way some people behave in public restrooms really makes me wonder what they are like at home... Whatever happened to If you sprinkle when you tinkle be sure to wipe the seat... shudder..
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Haha! My parents have a tacky ceramic toilet seat on the wall directly above the toilet that says that!! Yeah, they're really into tasteful home decor...:D
 
Steve said:
Haha.

My mom used to that that to me all the time.

It worked though. If I sprinkle, I clean.

If I'm tired and think I'll sprinkle without cleaning, I'll sit down.
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My H sits down to pee all the time. He says it's just easier than trying to aim into the bowl..lol
 
bikinibound said:
My H sits down to pee all the time. He says it's just easier than trying to aim into the bowl..lol
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I'm a good aimer a majority of the time.

I drink a lot of water so I get a lot of practice.

But when/if I wake up in the middle of the night to pee, my aim goes out the window. Probably b/c I usually put my hand up on the wall and nestle my head into the bend of my arm and basically sleep while I pee.
 
Steve said:
But when/if I wake up in the middle of the night to pee, my aim goes out the window. Probably b/c I usually put my hand up on the wall and nestle my head into the bend of my arm and basically sleep while I pee.
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if it weren't TMI -that'd almost be a cute visual...
 
LMAO!!! God... one time Sean and I "walked" (more like dragged ourselves) home from a pub "tore up from the floor up." Sean went to take a pee and I passed out on the stairs. The following morning I wake up and I've got a major hangover. I walk into the bedroom and Sean's not there. I walk in the bathroom and exactly like you described, Sean's leaning against the wall with his face buried in the corner of his arm with his pants down to his ankles. LMAO!!! I got a digital pic of that somewhere. Good times.
 
bikinibound said:
Well, I'd like to know what you'd do on a 15hr flight to Australia. I don't think you'd be able to hold it that long. Gonna bring a bed pan to use in the comfort of your seat? lmao The bathrooms really aren't that bad--and I should know, 'cause I've spent a lot of time in them..lmao.
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I don't know... I'd probably have to get over it. I went on teen travel for a summer and when you have two greyhound buses full of 12-16 year olds for hours upon hours at a time you see some gross things in those bathrooms. They have totally freaked me out since... I'm also a bit claustrophobic...

Also on teen travel... talking about peeing all over you share hotel rooms with lots of different people and people piss all over the place... especially while young high/drunk or just plain old stupid. Its really gross. Some guy got drunk and peed all over my friends toiletries in the bathroom... Ick! And what people do in public restrooms because there too good to touch the toilet seats... but they'll piss all over the seat the floor and god knows where else!
 
Boam46 said:
I don't know... I'd probably have to get over it. I went on teen travel for a summer and when you have two greyhound buses full of 12-16 year olds for hours upon hours at a time you see some gross things in those bathrooms. They have totally freaked me out since... I'm also a bit claustrophobic...

Also on teen travel... talking about peeing all over you share hotel rooms with lots of different people and people piss all over the place... especially while young high/drunk or just plain old stupid. Its really gross. Some guy got drunk and peed all over my friends toiletries in the bathroom... Ick! And what people do in public restrooms because there too good to touch the toilet seats... but they'll piss all over the seat the floor and god knows where else!
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yeah, that's why I prefer the hole in the ground public toilets in asia and north africa. Much more hygenic--although I will say that I refused to use them until i had to pee so badly that I had no choice. then I felt silly for being so stubborn about it--it's so much easier to just pop a squat and not have to deal with nasty ass toilet seats.:rotflmao:
 
When an Ego Boost Goes Bad

Today was a beautiful day. It was a high 65 degrees. I had to hit the gym later than usual, because I had to run a few errands at 5am and was too tired to head to the gym from there. There were a lot of college kids at the gym today. I'm stretching in the designated area and not paying mind, because I'm focusing on my breathing while holding my legs over my head. (Pilates stuff... great for flexibility.) Suddenly I hear a familiar voice, "Oh, there's my girl!" I slightly open my eyes and who's standing above me: Piss Yellow Hat Boy (PYHB). "Dude, not right now. I'm busy." "Oh yah, no problem... I'm just going to work on my upperbody." Cool.

I decide to hop onto the Arc Trainer for 30 mins of cardio. PYHB, smiling like a jackass, decides to jump onto the machine next to me, "Wow... what a coincidence seeing you here!" "You know, I'm not trying to be a bitch (This is my favorite thing to say nowadays LOL), but this isn't cute whatsoever. If anything, you're becoming a tad annoying." "Aww.. but I haven't seen you in over a week, so how can I be considered annoying?" as he tries to touch my hand. "I'm married, now go away." The little bastard started to laugh. "Hey, I'm just offering to help you out when your marriage goes sour." I can't believe that little motherfucker had the nerve to say that. Unfortunately, I had to report him for being an asshole. Damn I hate drama. Anyways, let's get to today's accomplishments:

Workout:
- Arc Trainer (30 mins IT Level 6, Incline 8, resistance= 50)
- Weight training: LEGS (machines, squats, lunges) 50 mins
- Tahitian dancing: 40 mins

Meals:

Breakfast:
- 2 multigrain eggo blueberry waffles with sugar free jam
- Breyer's Light Yogurt with a nectarine (340 cal)

Postworkout Snack:
- 1c 1% cottage cheese with fresh pineapple and seedless grapes (355 cal)

Lunch:
- Thomas Whole Grain Bagel with peanut butter and sugar free jam
- 1c 2% milk (595 cal)

Snack:
- Wellement's Whey Powder and 1c 2% milk (260 cal)

Dinner:
- whole wheat pasta with homemade tomato sauce with chicken breast slices with 1/4c part skim mozarella cheese (390 cal)

Total Calories: 2100 cal (1990-2340)
Notes: Saw a guy with an awesome Tshirt on while working out at the gym. It said, "These guns (arrows pointing towards his arms) don't have safetys." What made it even more awesome was the fact that he weighed only about 120 lbs. Gotta love a man with balls! :D He's my new hero. Nighty night, everyone.

-Sheryl
 
PYHG has now gone beyond being cute. Now he's being an ass. You were right to report him. Tahitian dancing eh? Is that kinda like hula? Do you wear a grass skirt? haha groan. :rolleyes:
 
What in the world is Tahitian dancing? Is that some sort of class at the gym or DVD? Que bicho Yellow Hat is. Ha, I was right about that guy! Pushy not flattering. What a rude ass, glad you reported him and that in itself takes balls to do! You're hardcore woman, I love it!
 
bikinibound said:
PYHG has now gone beyond being cute. Now he's being an ass. You were right to report him. Tahitian dancing eh? Is that kinda like hula? Do you wear a grass skirt? haha groan. :rolleyes:
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Yup... went from eye candy to a pile of shit in a blink of an eye. So sad... too bad.

Tahitian dancing- much more quicker and lots of quad/ butt/ hamstring control as well as hips.... and quicker arm motions. For traditional Tahitian dance, the skirts are "grass like." (Tapa, various other materials) At home when I'm practicing, it's mainly a "pareau".... (umm I think the word is "sarong" for those not familiar) that hangs just about hip and low in front. You work up a sweat big time!!!
 
Good Job reporting PYHB... its no longer cute once they assume their cute and of course a "gift" to you and the rest of the world.
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Yup... went from eye candy to a pile of shit in a blink of an eye. So sad... too bad.

Tahitian dancing- much more quicker and lots of quad/ butt/ hamstring control as well as hips.... and quicker arm motions. For traditional Tahitian dance, the skirts are "grass like." (Tapa, various other materials) At home when I'm practicing, it's mainly a "pareau".... (umm I think the word is "sarong" for those not familiar) that hangs just about hip and low in front. You work up a sweat big time!!!
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No coconut bra for your big jugs??:rotflmao::rotflmao: How can those polynesian women get so fat when they do that kind of dancing? Sounds like a good workout to me.
 
That looks like a ton of fun... but... I'm not gonna go anywhere near that until my butt shrinks some more LOL
 
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