MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

Wow, MGB was AWOL from her diary yesterday. Too busy perving on Steve, no doubt..lmao. Oh, and there was that 4.5hr chat session with me last night, too..lol. And, no, I did not escape without a man-booby mention or two or five..lmao.

Well my darling pervfessional,

HAPPY 3RD ANNIVERSARY!!!

Hope your kitty is feeling more like her old self. ;)
 
bikinibound said:
I have a suggestion to ease your boredom while on the plane--join the mile high club.
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You know... I've never been a big fan of the MHC. Reason being... what nasty hooker before me had her ass smashed on the sink? ICK! I can't even stand people with BO let alone the idea of bodily fluids. YUCK! LOL Besides, I don't like boning in cramped areas. My stilettos would knock the lights out overhead. LMAO!!!

Blancita said:
Hey gorgeous. That ninja hoodie description was funny. Que loca! When are you going to HI? If I was Sean, I'd wanna be a cop there instead. Ooh it sounds like it would be a nice place to relocate to. TTYL mami :).
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Girl, sometimes you just have to defend yourself from the nasties, so "ninja hoodie time" it is. HA! I'll be in Hawaii Dec 11- Jan 9th spending time with family and hitting a few clubs, because I miss dancing. haha (WOOHOO Hitting the clubs with a tighter ass! WOOT!) As for Sean being a cop in HI... god... it's so expensive there now. If he were to top out at his highest pay, he'd be making just enough to survive in Hawaii. However, here in Binghamton... we'll be doing VERY well and then I can buy my house and install an authentic stripper pole... for cardio reasons of course. :angel:

MidGaGuy said:
Catching up on your diary and I'm sorry to hear your friend is getting manipulated out of his ballsack . That is a shame that she is so insecure she is forbidding him to see you. I thought forbidding was something a parent does to their child ? " I forbid you to see that girl!" Then naturally that makes them want to defy them that much more *L*

Anyways, don't sweat it too much Sheryl that your friend's wife is acting like an idiot. She's obviously insecure about her marriage and view you as a threat. If anything, take it as a compliment maybe? Crotch Crabs and Ass Boils for the lady! *L*
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Oh God... your post had me rolling so hard! "Manipulated out of his ballsack." HA! Oh and as for the horseback riding comment.. I think that's the first time you ever said that in here. OOoOoh you make me proud. HA! Oooh and I'm not sweating the whole situation at the moment, because I have other things to worry about. :D However, I will knock that bitch out when I see her for leaving me threatening phonecalls. Kind of like a "Hey guess who's back in hawaii, muthafucka" party.

Boam46 said:
Hello my big titted pervette.
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If we smashed our boobs together, I bet we could start a fire. Love you... hahaaaa

niapage said:
Howdy miss booty!!
Wow look at you girl 173 you are kicking some
major booty!!Gl with your goal and can't wait to see more pics Tammy
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Hey beauty... just weighed myself this morning. I'm at 171. Woot woot! I think I'll wait until I hit 164 (I know.. weird number) to take new pictures. Reason being, my before/ inbetw pix were 225 to 184, so a 20 lb difference should be a good goal for new pix. I'll keep you posted, mama.

bikinibound said:
Wow, MGB was AWOL from her diary yesterday. Too busy perving on Steve, no doubt..lmao. Oh, and there was that 4.5hr chat session with me last night, too..lol. And, no, I did not escape without a man-booby mention or two or five..lmao.

Hope your kitty is feeling more like her old self. ;)
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Bah... I just wasn't in the mood to do my diary, so hush yourself, woman! And just for the record, I don't perv on Steve. We talk about nutrition, exercise, and stupid people. DUH! And damnitt.. so I like man titties? (Built man titties like Ryan Reynolds (OMG I would spend hours just licking him.. wow), not John Trovolta 07 saggy titties....) And thanks, honey.... 3 years of the same cock. I'm so proud of myself. LMAO!!!

Oh as for the kitty... she's fine. Just got a Brazilian wax the other day. Oh wait.. did you mean Runt? Oh that pussy's doing just fine also. ;) Love you.

-Sheryl
 
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MsGhettoBooty said:


You know... I've never been a big fan of the MHC. Reason being... what nasty hooker before me had her ass smashed on the sink? ICK! I can't even stand people with BO let alone the idea of bodily fluids. YUCK! LOL Besides, I don't like boning in cramped areas. My stilettos would knock the lights out overhead. LMAO!!!

Well, as a MHC member myself, I have to say it was pretty damn good! Don't knock it til ya try it, I say...lmao. What a germaphobe you are! A few germs will boost your immunity. Just sit your stallion down on the toilet (lid down of course) and ride that pony!! ahahahahaha Don't forget to wash your hands when you're done! :rotflmao:

Girl, sometimes you just have to defend yourself from the nasties, so "ninja hoodie time" it is. HA! I'll be in Hawaii Dec 11- Jan 9th spending time with family and hitting a few clubs, because I miss dancing. haha (WOOHOO Hitting the clubs with a tighter ass! WOOT!) As for Sean being a cop in HI... god... it's so expensive there now. If he were to top out at his highest pay, he'd be making just enough to survive in Hawaii. However, here in Binghamton... we'll be doing VERY well and then I can buy my house and install an authentic stripper pole... for cardio reasons of course. :angel:

Too bad I don't have a realtor's license in NY..lol. I wonder if you could find a house that already has a stripper pole!!:D

Oh God... your post had me rolling so hard! "Manipulated out of his ballsack." HA! Oh and as for the horseback riding comment.. I think that's the first time you ever said that in here. OOoOoh you make me proud. HA! Oooh and I'm not sweating the whole situation at the moment, because I have other things to worry about. :D However, I will knock that bitch out when I see her for leaving me threatening phonecalls. Kind of like a "Hey guess who's back in hawaii, muthafucka" party.

Please have Sean video you kicking that psycho bitch's ass! I wanna watch that! Hey Paul-hehe...you said ballsack!

If we smashed our boobs together, I bet we could start a fire. Love you... hahaaaa

Yah, the fire dept would need to be called in to put out that blaze!! I could just see you two on Survivor. Oh, we don't have flint yet? No prob. Big boobie crush, fire started.:rofl:

Hey beauty... just weighed myself this morning. I'm at 171. Woot woot! I think I'll wait until I hit 164 (I know.. weird number) to take new pictures. Reason being, my before/ inbetw pix were 225 to 184, so a 20 lb difference should be a good goal for new pix. I'll keep you posted, mama.

Woohoo! Damn! You are 3lbs from my goal weight! haha. I am so fackin' jealous--and thrilled for ya!

Bah... I just wasn't in the mood to do my diary, so hush yourself, woman! And just for the record, I don't perv on Steve. We talk about nutrition, exercise, and stupid people. DUH! Yeah, and in between all that there's no drooling at all!

Oh as for the kitty... she's fine. Just got a Brazilian wax the other day. Oh wait.. did you mean Runt? Oh that pussy's doing just fine also. ;) Love you.

-Sheryl
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Oooh you are sooo bad. I didn't know you were into those hairless breeds of cats...:rofl::rofl:

Soo...my question for you is this: Did you have dreams of man titties, and did you wake up licking and biting your pillow again?:rofl::rofl:
 
MsGhettoBooty said:

Oh God... your post had me rolling so hard! "Manipulated out of his ballsack." HA! Oh and as for the horseback riding comment.. I think that's the first time you ever said that in here. OOoOoh you make me proud. HA! Oooh and I'm not sweating the whole situation at the moment, because I have other things to worry about. :D However, I will knock that bitch out when I see her for leaving me threatening phonecalls. Kind of like a "Hey guess who's back in hawaii, muthafucka" party.
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Hey , just because I don't talk about all my past horseback riding , doesn't mean I'm a monk ! ;) :newangel::D


Hope you are having a great weekend!:hug2:
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Hey Sheryl! I see I missed your anniversary, so happy belated third! Marriage is good, keep it up!

I am sorry about your friend. I lost my best friend of 7 years when he got into a relationship...with another guy, who was totally paranoid that I was trying to steal him and make him straight. Yeah, ok. If I wanted to do that, I had 7 years to try before you, you big jerk. Sorry you are going through that, too!
 
Happy 3rd!! Sean and I will have our 2nd in March. Do the math and you'll find that I was knocked up when we got married. Lol! We were at least engaged before we got pregnant.

Congrats on the 2lbs. I'm jealous. I wish I looked half as hot as you and we are practically the same size. I'm just lacking the huge cha chas. :)

Brazillian wax? Owwww!! Sean's has been begging me to do that. ;)
 
AmyRB said:
Happy 3rd!! Sean and I will have our 2nd in March. Do the math and you'll find that I was knocked up when we got married. Lol! We were at least engaged before we got pregnant.

Congrats on the 2lbs. I'm jealous. I wish I looked half as hot as you and we are practically the same size. I'm just lacking the huge cha chas. :)

Brazillian wax? Owwww!! Sean's has been begging me to do that. ;)
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My H would be annoyed if I got a Brzillian wax..lol. Funny how we all have our preferences.;)
 

We totally could start a fire with our titties... a huge ass blaze that would tear the city down! Man were my boobies soo sore during the red villian... if i moved at all it was excruciating pain! I need to get me a massage therapist...

Congrats on your 3 year anniversary!!! One cock for 3 years!

I'm with you on the mile high club... I wont' go anywhere near airplane bathrooms... they freak me out. The one's on greyhound buses too :eek:

WTG on your weight loss... your shrinking like crazy... i'm looking forward to your new pics... jsut make sure you post them on TLD... or we can just make that day an honorary TLD:newangel:

Lots of Love you man titty lovin hornball :hug2:

 
Boam46 said:


I'm with you on the mile high club... I wont' go anywhere near airplane bathrooms... they freak me out. The one's on greyhound buses too :eek:
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Well, I'd like to know what you'd do on a 15hr flight to Australia. I don't think you'd be able to hold it that long. Gonna bring a bed pan to use in the comfort of your seat? lmao The bathrooms really aren't that bad--and I should know, 'cause I've spent a lot of time in them..lmao.
 
okay, so I just read your diary and jeebus thee was a TON to read that I had missed while being mia!
Congrats on hitting 171!!! I'm definitely jealous but I'm so happy for you! :beerchug: we'll just call it "root beer" ;)
Keep it up girl, you're doing awesome as usual.
xoxoxox
 
Steve said:
How was the remainder of your anniversary?

And was yesterday fun?
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haha The remainder of my anniversary went well. I took your advice and things ended on a happy note. :) Thanks.

As for yesterday, I had a lot of fun at Darien Lake Amusement Park, especially since there wasn't much people there and the lines at maybe a 2 minute wait. HA!

I did have a little pet peeve moment though. hahaaaa! It takes about 3 hrs from where we live to get there. I had to stop and pee so badly, so Sean pulls over at one of those rest stops. There's 2 tour buses there, so I'm thinking, "Damnitt.. there's going to be some long ass lines." As figured, there's lines at the bathroom stalls. This girl pop's infront of me and says, "Oh my friend was holding my place, so sorry" and gave me a snooty smirk. Ummm whatevers. So I'm waiting and waiting, crossing my legs doing the "pee pee dance." I finally get up there and at the first stall, you suddenly see the snooty girl's feet disappear, so I'm thinking, "Oh God... please don't let me get that stall." Lucky me, after a few seconds she opens the door, smirks at me, and goes to wash her hands. I go to walk in and 'lo and be-freaking-hold, homegirl went and pissed all over the toilet. I'm not talking a few drops. I'm talking it seemed she downloaded a whole 40s worth of piss. Major pet peeve time. So I reverse from the stall, crook my head around to the sinks and say to her, "Hey.... since you went and pissed all over the toilet. How about you go back in there and piss on the toilet paper also. I mean, to be thorough and all." She turned red and ran out. Damnitt, I'm not your mother so I sure as hell am not going to clean up after you. Silly bitch.

-Sheryl
 
the way some people behave in public restrooms really makes me wonder what they are like at home... Whatever happened to If you sprinkle when you tinkle be sure to wipe the seat... shudder..
 
Haha.

My mom used to that that to me all the time.

It worked though. If I sprinkle, I clean.

If I'm tired and think I'll sprinkle without cleaning, I'll sit down.
 
Awesome... not only do I have Steve's pissing behavior logged into my diary, but now I also know he pees clear. The things you learn here at WLF. LOL!!
 
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