If you are fat it is because you eat too much. You eat to much because you are fat. Do not go trying to complicate the issue with all the stuff the diet industry tells you in order to placate fatties. You and you alone are responsible for the deplorable condtion of your body. You can blame McDonalds, you can blame your mommy, you can blame your genetics or you can blame the tooth fairy. The fact is, you have only yourself to blame. NOW stop your pathetic whining and excuses and start behaving in a responsible manner.
You need to do two things. EAT LESS. MOVE MORE!
Being that you are fat you probably do not have the motivation or character to actually get in good shape. I mean is you had that sort of character you would never have allowed yourselves to get fat in the first place.
If you really want to loose weight and get into shape you need to do what I say. The first thing you need to do is lose the fattitude. I will explain fattitude later. For now let is suffice to say, fattitude is what made you fat and fattitude is what keeps you fat.
It is a fact. If you are fat it is because you are a glutton/food slut. Yeah I know you are all offended and you are getting the phoney moral outrage all fired up. Have at it fatty and I will shoot down all your BS with pure logic. Once you run out of BS you will be one step closer to not being a fatty.
Recite this creed while looking in the mirror at your disgusting fat bloated naked excuse for a body.
*****************The Glutton's Creed**************************
I have abused this body that is on loan to me from the creator but I will not do that today.
I have placed my animal hedonisitc gormandizing pleasures above personal responsibility but I will behave in a responsible manner today.
I have only myself to blame for the deplorable condtion of this body but I will treat it right today.
I admit that I love food more than my mate because of the delorable condition of this body.
I pledge that I will look good for my mate because he/she deserves the best.
I have let my children down by being a bad example. In compromising my health for my piggish pleasure I have compromised their health too. I will from this day forward put my children's well being above my food lust.
I am a human being and I possess enough intellect to control my piggish and animal drives. I am not powerless over fattening and tasty food.
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OK fatties that is the Fatties creed
I am not going to put you fatties on a diet. You will do that. You will forget all the BS diet advice that you use to make excuses. WIth me here you have run out of excuses.
If you are unwilling to make the changes that are required to not ba a big fat and lazy food slut then keep eating all the junk you love above all else and eat a lot of it so you will die quickly. Also smoke 10 packs a day and drink poison. Fat people take too long to die.
Are you ready?
I'm warning you. Don't try to BS me.
You need to do two things. EAT LESS. MOVE MORE!
Being that you are fat you probably do not have the motivation or character to actually get in good shape. I mean is you had that sort of character you would never have allowed yourselves to get fat in the first place.
If you really want to loose weight and get into shape you need to do what I say. The first thing you need to do is lose the fattitude. I will explain fattitude later. For now let is suffice to say, fattitude is what made you fat and fattitude is what keeps you fat.
It is a fact. If you are fat it is because you are a glutton/food slut. Yeah I know you are all offended and you are getting the phoney moral outrage all fired up. Have at it fatty and I will shoot down all your BS with pure logic. Once you run out of BS you will be one step closer to not being a fatty.
Recite this creed while looking in the mirror at your disgusting fat bloated naked excuse for a body.
*****************The Glutton's Creed**************************
I have abused this body that is on loan to me from the creator but I will not do that today.
I have placed my animal hedonisitc gormandizing pleasures above personal responsibility but I will behave in a responsible manner today.
I have only myself to blame for the deplorable condtion of this body but I will treat it right today.
I admit that I love food more than my mate because of the delorable condition of this body.
I pledge that I will look good for my mate because he/she deserves the best.
I have let my children down by being a bad example. In compromising my health for my piggish pleasure I have compromised their health too. I will from this day forward put my children's well being above my food lust.
I am a human being and I possess enough intellect to control my piggish and animal drives. I am not powerless over fattening and tasty food.
**********************************************************
OK fatties that is the Fatties creed
I am not going to put you fatties on a diet. You will do that. You will forget all the BS diet advice that you use to make excuses. WIth me here you have run out of excuses.
If you are unwilling to make the changes that are required to not ba a big fat and lazy food slut then keep eating all the junk you love above all else and eat a lot of it so you will die quickly. Also smoke 10 packs a day and drink poison. Fat people take too long to die.
Are you ready?
I'm warning you. Don't try to BS me.