Let's Get One Thing Straight Right Now!

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He yo my sista Ghetto Booty

You only want to get to a 31 BMI? That is still unhealthy. You can do better than that.

For the rest of you, GhettoBooty is polite and well reasoned and smart. She may have some fattitude but not much.

She was nice to me so I will be nice to her. See how that works.

My best friend is a brotha who goes by the handle the Chef. In his own words the Chef says he is a big man with a big appetite and he ain't making no apologies for it. The Chef keeps it real as to many brothas and sistas.

Sistas are well known for keeping it real. You rarely see a sista having a fat girl break down and beleive me they have good reason to. Like MissGhettoBooty most sistas I know are reasonable and dignified although they can be firey and that I why the Chef finds them so appealing. The Chef is helping me with my book. The Chef is a real chef with a degree in culinary nutrition from the prestigious Johnson and Wales culinary institute in RI.

The Chef is one of the brightest men I know. He is an erudite authority in many subjects and IMO the greatest chef in the world. The Chef would be a mega super star on the food channel but like me the Chef is a humble man with humble roots.

The Chef loves the ladies and the ladies love the Chef. That being the case the Chef and I have disgusted ladies of various ethnic backgrounds and the Chef has provided me with insight into that subject. The Chef has laid more pipeline than Exxon. The Chef is a ladies man. The Chef likes his ladies thick like he likes his steaks. The Chef said that he "ain't got no wood for them super sized ones,,, God bless em."

The Chef beleives and so do I that the reason sistas are more reasonable and less emotional about weight issues is because they have different priorities. Hormonally Black females have an advantage over Whites and Asians that may account for their more reasonable dispositions. Black females have more testosterone and more estrone. That is why they do not get osteporosis and in the opinion of the Chef and myself that is why they are more stable emotionally than White women and more loving.

Unlike the other responses Miss GhettoBooty's response was not hate filled. Follow her example girls and boys.

Peace out my sista.
 
You should date MGB. Want her number?

Or are you dating the Chef?

It's hard to tell.
 
Sorry... my "brotha".... you spoke too soon. ;) I'm a wicked evil "fatty" that enjoys that thing called "sarcasm." When I see someone too full of him/ herself, I wonder how easy it is to make he/ she think I genuinely care. I have to say.... God, you're an easy one. ;) I speak for everyone in saying, kiss our WLF "fat asses." Ciao, silly boy.

-"Sista" Sheryl
 
Blancita said:
Actually this is the heaviest I've ever been (and I'm 39). I gained my weight during pregnancy last year. So it is unlikely that I will be "blimping out again".

Also, take note that even if one counts every calorie and knows their exact RMR (which I had tested so I do know mine), you still dont always lose exactly 1 pound when you have a 3500 calorie deficit..its just not as exact as you think, and I have the stats to prove it. You are obviously not as bright as you think you are and you need to do some more research.

BTW, I did not insult your nasty genatalia, rather I am guessing that you are lacking balls given that you're hiding behind a computer. Again, WHY CANT YOU POST A PIC OF YOURSELF IF YOU'RE SO PROUD OF YOURSELF AND YOUR OPINIONS? You must be hideous, is all I can imagine, or you know you're being a total scum on here and you're too embarrassed to show your face. WHICH IS IT MORON? Or are you incapable of comprehending a question that has been asked 3 times?
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Blaming your baby? That is pathetic. Every fat girs claims their extra blubber is "baby weight".

OK liar, tell me about your RMR test. What did they do and where did you have it done?

Here's the deal liar. If you were only 167 and it were "baby weight" no doctor would order such a test. That test is rarely ordered because RMR/BMR can only vary by plus or minus 35 calores a day and doctors know that.

What is your RMR? This ought to be good.

STOP LYING LIAR!
 
Balldez said:
Blaming your baby? That is pathetic. Every fat girs claims their extra blubber is "baby weight".

OK liar, tell me about your RMR test. What did they do and where did you have it done?

Here's the deal liar. If you were only 167 and it were "baby weight" no doctor would order such a test. That test is rarely ordered because RMR/BMR can only vary by plus or minus 35 calores a day and doctors know that.

What is your RMR? This ought to be good.

STOP LYING LIAR!
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This is funny, you are once again evidencing your inability to read and comprehend what you have read.

To be clear, I am currently 138 lbs and this is the heaviest weight I have ever been in my life, except when I was pregnant at age 38, when I went up to 167. My weight prior to age 38 was always hovering around 128 or so.

And idiot, no doctor ordered the RMR. The RMR was done at a dietician's office and was covered by my insurance as a dietician's visit. I do not have the RMR print out here at the office, so I cannot tell you the exact daily calorie amount now. I believe it was around 1580, with another 400-500 calories estimated to be burned doing normal lifestyle activities. I took the RMR test by breathing into a machine for ten minutes. The RMR test did note that my metabolism is 12% higher than someone my age, height and weight.

Why you are calling me a liar, I am still trying to figure out.

Again, are you too embarrassed to show your face?
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
Sorry... my "brotha".... you spoke too soon. ;) I'm a wicked evil "fatty" that enjoys that thing called "sarcasm." When I see someone too full of him/ herself, I wonder how easy it is to make he/ she think I genuinely care. I have to say.... God, you're an easy one. ;) I speak for everyone in saying, kiss our WLF "fat asses." Ciao, silly boy.

-"Sista" Sheryl
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And I can seethat you did not get the social satire I threw back at you but neither did those female basketball players.

I was using your sarcasm against you. BTW the Chef my stop by here and splain things to you.

BUT what I said was true. Instead of getting all wild like the White fatties and the girly men you kept your cool.

Your BMI should be under 24. Ya ain't Oprah sweetie so unless you gots lots of cash you ain't gonna find you a Stedman.

I still maintan that you are the brightest one here but you are no Einstien either. For you to be healthy you need to get your BMI under 24. Ideally is should be under 22.

Men like big butts but at a bmi of 31 yours is more like a wrecking ball.

I will be bringing the Chef here. You need to talk with him.
 
It is just mind blowing that this dumb ass had no idea Sista Sheryl was being sarcastic. And as far as I know, Sista Sheryl is actually no sistah, LOL. Also a very dumb comparison of black versus white women. How stupid can one get?! LOL I still wanna see your ugly face so if one of us WLF people crosses your path, we can kick you where it counts (if it would even count: meaning it appears you are missing your testacles).
 
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

BMI = health now.

By BMI standards I'm overweight.

That's great that you use this as your indicator.

BTW, why don't you go back and answer my last, and most likely, only serious post to you.
 
Blancita said:
It is just mind blowing that this dumb ass had no idea Sista Sheryl was being sarcastic. And as far as I know, Sista Sheryl is actually no sistah, LOL. Also a very dumb comparison of black versus white women. How stupid can one get?! LOL I still wanna see your ugly face so if one of us WLF people crosses your path, we can kick you where it counts (if it would even count: meaning it appears you are missing your testacles).
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He's really a fatass and this is how he makes himself feel better.
 
OMFG!!! LMAO That was the worst example of a "save" I have ever seen!!!
OMG!

Obviously you don't know squat, ballsack.... Anyone in "the know" would definitely understand that BMI is as inaccurate as me saying you're intelligent and quick witted. Heaven knows on the latter. It takes you 2 hours to post a simple reply. HA!

Also... I've been told my ass is like a "wrecking ball" before.... bitch is so tight, it would BUST out yo teeth, brotha. tah dow! :D That's some straight up ass poaching material no doubt.

-Sheryl
 
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