Ladies: Ever been asked "When are you due?" when you're NOT PREGNANT?

[tyrone2003]

I screwed up the other day at Walmart, there was this cute cashier and she was being kinda flirty with me, asking me why I had 12 gallons of water in shopping cart, and she was like, "hey, at least you stay hydrated, I drink a lot of water too"... and stupid me, I replied with something along the lines of... "yeah it's definitely good for the baby", and her face turned to utter disbelief, "baby?!".. and I just froze up and then apologized... yeah.. never gonna ask that question again.. but don't get the idea that every one who asks that question is trying to be mean, I was genuinely trying to carry a conversation with this girl in the moment.

 

[jweeks22]

Once. I have been referenced to as the pregnant lady. I was at a bar just after I had turned 21 and we were out on the dance floor. Now the security guy came up to a friend of mine and whispered something to her. I had a few drinks and she had had WAAAAY more than I had and thought what he said was hilarious. He gestured me over, and I thought my friend was getting herself in trouble because she gets kind of belligerent when she drinks. Just as I was about to tell him I was sorry for her behavior he looked at me straight faced and asked me if some of the drinks were mine. I said yes, a little puzzled and his next comment was that alcohol is terrible for an unborn child and I really needed to do something about my addiction.

Needless to say, not only was I mortified because the cute security guy thought I was pregnant, he thought I had an alcohol problem too. I still haven't went back to that bar and its been nearly 1 1/2 years.