Journey, Not A Destination

LOL! I'm so sorry I missed out on all the pervertedness in here today.:mad:

Hmm I think the mashed potatoes that Sheryl's feet were dangling in were the result of her mashing Steve's potato like grape stomper...lmao. That was the image that came to my mind, anyway. :D

I'd like to see a pic of you in the crotchless mankini--things must be dangling from that!!:jump::jump:

Strangely, I ate no potatoes today. Must've turned my stomach yesterday...lmao...:rotflmao:

I'm surprised Sheryl didn't offer to give you a total body wax along with her other services. But judging from her avi, I don't think there's enough wax in the world to get all that body hair off!!!!
 
bikinibound said:
LOL! I'm so sorry I missed out on all the pervertedness in here today.:mad:
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I'm sure you would have brought a lot to the table in that discussion!

Pervert.

Hmm I think the mashed potatoes that Sheryl's feet were dangling in were the result of her mashing Steve's potato like grape stomper...lmao. That was the image that came to my mind, anyway. :D
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Ya, me too!

That's why I was scared.

I'm surprised Sheryl didn't offer to give you a total body wax along with her other services. But judging from her avi, I don't think there's enough wax in the world to get all that body hair off!!!!
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It would grow back in 3 days.
 
bikinibound said:
I'd like to see a pic of you in the crotchless mankini--things must be dangling from that!!:jump::jump:
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somewhere in the dusty part fo this diary -when he was going with total professionalism.. before he was thoroughly corrupted -he made reference to the size of said dangly bits -I think it's somethig like a 20lb dumbbell hanging between his legs :) Yeah makes doing pullups a lot more effective :D
 
After last night's "snooze a thon" I have come to the following conclusion:





We can never be truckers. We'd end up passing out at the wheel.

We can never be hooker bitches. We'd fall asleep on our johns.

We can never be late night phone sex operators. We'd end up snoring on the phone.

All in all, you're right. We're pathetic. HA!

Have fun with the fam on the shore!

-Omega
 
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Hola everyone.... thanks for keeping my journal warm. :)

Weekend was great.... I'm tired and don't feel like getting back into the swing of things at the moment.

Going to watch the Eagles, who are currently winning.
 
enjoy the game and the rest of your weekend - everything will be here tomorrow...

today however won't be here tomorrow so just enjoy it :)

wow that was incredibly deep for me :)
 
frightening isn't it?

I have many facets to my personalilty -I'm kinda like sybil :) or a magic eight ball -shake me up and you never know what you're gonna get :)
 
Mal had fun with 2 delivery boys last night. ;)

I can't help it if I like to stir up trouble...:D

Glad you had a good weekend, Steve. Did you scare anyone off the shore as you were making sandcastles in your mankini??
 
bikinibound said:
Mal had fun with 2 delivery boys last night. ;)

I can't help it if I like to stir up trouble...:D

Glad you had a good weekend, Steve. Did you scare anyone off the shore as you were making sandcastles in your mankini??
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No sand castles.... it rained the entire time!
 
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