Last time I checked, I am the ass-poacher. Not the ass-poached.
That's right, I'm dominant biotch.
Journey, Not A Destination
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Last time I checked, I am the ass-poacher. Not the ass-poached.
That's right, I'm dominant biotch.
Curvie Girlie
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Meh, I'm fat and out of shape at the moment.
I've had a terrible run since my wedding. Very inconsistent for various reasons. Some weeks making it into the weight room 1 time.
My new program starts next week!
Curvie Girlie
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Gawd, Steve, you sound like the rest of us!
No, seriously, though, we have 100% confidence you'll follow your new program
MsGhettoBooty
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Well, then Steve goes around and LIKES it, OH YEAH, soon Sheryl will have to tie him up and SPANK him for us
Val doll... I'm Catholic. I don't do that kind of kinky stuff.
However, I did get a pedicure today and oh how I would love to place my royal arched feet on someone's face.
HA!Psssh... do you really think you're the only ass poacher roaming this site? Mutha Brotha pleaseeeeeee........ Dominant, eh? Remind me to buy you those leather arm bands, Leather Daddy Steve. HAHAAA!!!
OMG... I just had a HILARIOUS image right now. HA! You in a leather mankini!!
Fat? Out of shape? Blow me.
I'm sure you're going to be "ginormous" when all is said and done. Just don't get too big for mankini season next year. On a serious note, I still want to know how you go about in doing all that stuff.
-Sheryl
Curvie Girlie
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Sheryl--you liar!
No but I agree--Steve you better watch yo mouth around here, calling yourself "fat" and "out of shape"....blow me too! And then put on a leather mankini!
No but I agree--Steve you better watch yo mouth around here, calling yourself "fat" and "out of shape"....blow me too! And then put on a leather mankini!
Liar.
However, I did get a pedicure today and oh how I would love to place my royal arched feet on someone's face.
Hmmm, better go find some sissy submissive to be your foot stool.
No, I'm just the king poacher.
That you will never see. I promise.
Fat? Out of shape? Blow me.
I am.
All ya got to do is ask!
Sheryl--you liar!
No but I agree--Steve you better watch yo mouth around here, calling yourself "fat" and "out of shape"....blow me too! And then put on a leather mankini!
Palease.
I'm fatter than you and you could run circles around me!
MsGhettoBooty
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1. I'm Catholic. Therefore, I don't lie.
2. Steve the day you become "fat" is the day I swear off all dick. Never.
3. Props to you almighty King Ass Poacher.
4. As for asking you about how you train to be the Irish/ Italian version of the Hulk.... hmmm I usually get so caught up bullshitting with you via PM about other things that I forget. haha One of these days... I promise, because I'm so so so curious.
5. Steve has great man titties.
2. Steve the day you become "fat" is the day I swear off all dick. Never.
3. Props to you almighty King Ass Poacher.
4. As for asking you about how you train to be the Irish/ Italian version of the Hulk.... hmmm I usually get so caught up bullshitting with you via PM about other things that I forget. haha One of these days... I promise, because I'm so so so curious.
5. Steve has great man titties.
bikinibound
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HA! THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEARD!!
Me thinks Stevie likes a little spanky spanky--b/c he's been such a naughty boy...
1. I'm Catholic. Therefore, I don't lie.
All in all, you seem to be an honest pervert, yes.
I could get fat. Trust me.
Combine by death-defying binge drinking from back in the college days with a 'bulking' caloric intake and presto, you'll see me with rolls.
Sadly, since my wedding I've gotten fatter while the scale has declined. That can't be a good thing, lol.
But I really don't care.
Bow to me you pion.
Our conversations are so mentally stimulating that it's hard to go off course and talk about something boring like fitness.
I can't find my mansier.
HA! THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEARD!!
Me thinks Stevie likes a little spanky spanky--b/c he's been such a naughty boy...
I don't think I've ever been spanked in seriousness.
Except when I was a bad kid. But I would just stuff pillows in my ass then to be a smartass.
bikinibound
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MsGhettoBooty
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Word. I'm glad you noticed that. Oh, remind me to say a prayer for you later on tonight while I'm polishing my latex nun dress.
That's expected once marriage hits. It means either Krista's an awesome cook or you're just "full of love." haha Fuck.... I was "full of love" for ummm a year plus while married. haha
Holy fackin' nerd, Steve. Pion? Wow.
Oh yah... real mentally stimulating. HA!
I can't find my mansier.
I'll take one for the team. I've got hands.
Well, it'll be hard to stuff pillows in your leather mankini--so your ass is ours!!
You've got me there.
My ass mentor is not going to like this. He spent 6 months cleaning up my act and here I am surrounded my ass-discussion.
bikinibound
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LMFAO!! I've got an awesome mental picture of that!!
bikinibound
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MsGhettoBooty
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LMFAO!! I've got an awesome mental picture of that!!
Ick hell no! haha I'm the kinky one in the relationship. Sean just looks at me, pats my head and says shit like, "Whatever makes you happy, awesome ass." I have a bunch of rubber and latex outfits, but no priest stuff. Ick. Priest.
That is hot.
You are so perverted that when I read "cook" I mentally said "cock."
Yea, so?
I can't help it you aren't on my level.
No need, by moobs need some exposure.