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but i like eleanor's version of iit a little better
but i like eleanor's version of iit a little better Journey, Not A Destination
- Thread starter Steve
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I was going to post this in the general forum, but I think a select few would actually associate this attitude with me. And in reality I am a very nice person. However, I still thought some of these were quite funny.
THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD...
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2. I don't know what your problem is but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer, if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here; I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like you! You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic, and disorder --- my work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career---turns out I just wanted a salary.
39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
40. Oh I get it--- it's like humor---but different.
THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD...
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2. I don't know what your problem is but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer, if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here; I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like you! You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic, and disorder --- my work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career---turns out I just wanted a salary.
39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
40. Oh I get it--- it's like humor---but different.
I have that list postd on the wall of my cube... Someone gave it to me because they thought it sounded a lot like the thought bubbles that often appear over my head
you're all about honesty and well I am pretty evil
Curvie Girlie
New member
That's cute, Steve.
I'm ashamed to admit I said in a bar, very meanly, once when out with my girlfriends, to 2 guys who asked if we wanted to come over to their place that night:
*Scoff*"Uh, got any money?"
Everyone laughed and they slunk away but in retrospect I feel bad about it. Oh well!
I'm ashamed to admit I said in a bar, very meanly, once when out with my girlfriends, to 2 guys who asked if we wanted to come over to their place that night:
*Scoff*"Uh, got any money?"
Everyone laughed and they slunk away but in retrospect I feel bad about it. Oh well!
daiseeangel
New member
that list was hilarious, steve!
thanks for posting it!!
hope you are doing well!
thanks for posting it!!
hope you are doing well!
Haha, I've said the same exact thing to a woman who came up to me at a bar and asked me to dance in Atlanta. The look on her face was priceless.
Of course I was joking. Nothing to feel bad about.
But, I guess asking for a dance and asking to come over to their place is different stories.
that list was hilarious, steve!
thanks for posting it!!
hope you are doing well!
Glad you liked is Daise! I am well, thanks.
Quote of the Day
I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. -Michael Jordan
Remember people, failing does not have to equal backpedaling.
I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. -Michael Jordan
Remember people, failing does not have to equal backpedaling.
that was really mean...
It takes guts to go up to a cute boy and ask him to dance... and not only gets rejected but gets a joke out of?
/me is very glad she can't dance...
Nice quote by the way - there's a similar one in baseball - something like a 400 batting average is really really good -and that means they only get it right 4 out of 10 times...
Oh, it wasn't mean at all. I laughed about 3.2 seconds after I said it, and she knew I was joking.
And she got the dance.
well ok then
reach4Astar
New member
ha
ha I have a shirt that says that................I also have one that says "Rocky Mountian oysters....the original sack lunch"......... my two favorites!!!
Hey steveO I have been reading my new BFL book and I like it alot!!!!! just and FYI there!!! I offically started my 12 week challenge today...so we'll see!!
hope your day is kickin ass so far...........how is the bulking going anyways???
give me a update dude!!!
laters STAR
Britta Bear
New member
Good Morning Sunshine
ha
my two favorites!!!
Hey steveO I have been reading my new BFL book and I like it alot!!!!! just and FYI there!!! I offically started my 12 week challenge today...so we'll see!!
hope your day is kickin ass so far...........how is the bulking going anyways???
give me a update dude!!!
laters STAR
Hiya Star.
Bulking is going well. I slipped in weight a lot when fishing season started, and then more so when my friend died. But I am back up to where I left off, sitting around 200-203.
Thinking about cutting down soon for summer.