James's Journal (And Alternate Alliteration)

Happy Chinese New Year...

this is your year baby - the year of the Rat - which is your birth year too...

You are imaginative, charming, and truly generous to the person you love. However, you have a tendency to be quick-tempered and overly critical. You are also inclined to be somewhat of an opportunist. Born under this sign, you should be happy in sales or as a writer, critic, or publicist
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:D
 
oooh you're older than I thought

You are a splendid companion, an intellectual with a very strong need to set difficult goals and carry them out. You are sincere, tolerant, and honest but by expecting the same from others, you are incredibly naive. Your quest for material goods could be your downfall. The Pig would be best in the arts as an entertainer, or possible a lawyer.
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OOh is that why you gave yourself the original name of Pig? :D

your description is well suited for you :)

entertainer = male stripper? :D
 
I was born in the year of the rat. So was my H, dad and grandmother. I'm hoping to have a baby before the year is out, so I'll have rat offspring. :biggrinjester: Gotta keep the rat lineage going.....

The :piggy: thing explains why James's ass looks like two hams stuffed into a pair of pants. :biggrinjester:

Glad you had fun at the concert. :)
 
I'm hoping to have a baby before the year is out
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I hear that's a lot of hard work for the guy. (pun intended)

The thing explains why James's ass looks like two hams stuffed into a pair of pants
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That and my new obsession with leg workouts!
 
I suppose making the baby is fun work the guy--and from what I hear, he should enjoy all the sex while he can, b/c once the baby arrives it decreases considerably. :D

What kind of leg workouts are you obsessed with?
 
James said:
Heavy ones!!!
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I wanna see some pics of those legs. I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours. :biggrinjester:

Hope you had a good weekend. I don't know if you saw it in Tyly's diary or not, but I volunteered you to dress up in a teddy and soap up her boobs on TLD in the event that I was unable to. I'm sure you don't mind. :)
 
fiiiiiine

Also, I'll try to remember to take some pics tonight. It was a leg day today, so I should have some nice pop to 'em
 
Also, I had my first two nights bouncing over the weekend. It was good stuff. 6 hours on my feet standing at a door yelling at kids, and telling drunk people they had to go. But it still was a good time.

However, I found out why the guy before me was fired. They called him "creepy mike" 'cause he would go up and act all pervy to the flock of young and attractive women. He would walk up to 'em, and say stuff like "ooh, you look tight, let me rub your shoulders", or "Wow, you put on a few pounds?"

AAAAAWESOME. This asshole made my job that much harder. The whole first night that I worked there, it was like trying to have a conversation with deer just to try to talk to any of 'em. They'd swing close enough to talk to, and I'd open my mouth, and they'd scatter. Last time I bounced, I pretty much had at least one waitress chilling near me and talking to me the whole time I worked. This time, 'cause of the friggin acehole before me, I now gotta play straightlaced until they unwind enough to see that I'm a big 'ol goofball, not some creepy predator. They already started to cool out by my second day of working, and a couple of 'em even came on over and chatted me up.

I hope to make a waitress kabob by month's end.
 
James said:
This time, 'cause of the friggin acehole before me, I now gotta play straightlaced until they unwind enough to see that I'm a big 'ol goofball, not some creepy predator. They already started to cool out by my second day of working, and a couple of 'em even came on over and chatted me up.
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Wait... you're not some creepy predator??? Pssh.. that's it. This little secret relationship we've had is now officially over! Also... you can mail me back the pedophile fake moustache I sent you and the bag of York Peppermint Patties.

-Sheryl aka No Longer Little Miss "14yoBritneyLookALike"
 
Well, I really AM a creepy predator, but THEY don't gotta know that until at least the 4th or 5th one starts complaining about a burning sensation.
 
LOL! You're both a couple of creepy perverts. It's just a matter of time before everyone at the bar figures out the only difference between James and the last bouncer is that James is slightly more subtle about his desires.

And well, Sheryl--we all know there is nothing subtle at all about you. You wear your pervertedness on your sleeve..:biggrinjester:

I'm looking forward to the leg pics. And feel free to "accidentally" include the appendage between your legs, too. :D
 
And feel free to "accidentally" include the appendage between your legs, too.
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Sorry darlin, I don't believe my camera has enough memory to hold an image of something of that magnitude.
 
James said:
Sorry darlin, I don't believe my camera has enough memory to hold an image of something of that magnitude.
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Just show us the tip of the iceberg. :rofl:

So I'm supposed to post a retraction about something here?? Well, I won't retract that you're a perv, but I will add that I'm one, too. Maybe even creepy. :biggrinjester:
 
So I'm supposed to post a retraction about something here?? Well, I won't retract that you're a perv, but I will add that I'm one, too. Maybe even creepy.
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Still don't know if I can take that...
 
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