James's Journal (And Alternate Alliteration)

After that email reply, all I have to say to that is.....








if shit doesn't work betw/ Sean and I, I'm going to find you and make you my personal man bitch. Nuff said. ;) hahaa!

Btw, congrats on the bouncing job. You can send the 150lb frat boys my way. I'd love to tie them up, beat them, spit in their faces... then have them call me the day after. It always happens. ;)

-Sheryl
 
Btw, congrats on the bouncing job. You can send the 150lb frat boys my way. I'd love to tie them up, beat them, spit in their faces... then have them call me the day after. It always happens.
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who wouldn't call back???
 
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Not really a very good joke.

Also, are image tags disabled for both html and bb code or am I crazy? :(

Edit: The duchesse's headband looks good on you, though.

Edit: Guess it's just me on the tags. Maybe it's a probationary thing?
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Maybe I'm just being on the defensive here, but I know what a tiara is. I just didn't know what you meant by me needing one. I guess I came off as prissy? I'm not, though.

But they both looked good on me, so whatever.

No worries!

:)
 
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The dead will win any day of the week and twice on sunday :D

If you're a dead fan



Search on the grateful dead - they have live recordings of most of their shows - awesome stuff...
 
James said:
it was the most fun job I've ever had... Mostly because they pay you to sit around and look enormous... which I do anyways for free!
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LMAO!! That cracked me up! Maybe I could get a job as a bouncer--I am good at looking enormous, too--well, not as enormous as I used to, but... :sifone:

Oh, and re the Beavis and Butthead, thing--I'm lazy when it comes to sex. There's no way I'm gonna do all the work while you sit and watch TV. That's MY thing. You do me while I watch TV...:rofl:

I'm all for Tyly doing some James swapping. :D
 
yes, MA'AM, I was

Can't pass off the masterful artistry of Steve Guttenberg as anything but miraculous
 
James said:
In awesome news, I got a second job over the weekend at my favorite bar.
It has something ridiculous like 800+ beers (on tap and in bottles), and a "smoking room" in the back
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:party: all right!!! The Douchebag Bar sounds fucked up, man. Where I live, everyone's chill. Glad you got a job for looking pretty! ;)
 
pretty is overrated -you look all handsome and studly :)

and threatening looking- though the girls know you're a big teddy bear :) the boys think you're a grizzly :)
 
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