Oh, well if they're from NINE years ago, they must be even better! The article itself is from 2004.
Wow, you certainly know how to make a man tingle inside. Here I was, feeling like shit tonight, but...SIGH, thank GOD for you Educator. Without you, I wouldn't feel so imporant and alive.
Pfft, you can't be serious. Let me guess where all of this stems from...
You walk into bar one night. You see a fat girl with a really cute face sitting at a table. You walk up to her and ask her if you can buy her a drink. She tells you to go fuck yourself and throws her beer at you. Insulted and feeling rejected, you vow to spend the rest of your life belittling overweight people at all cost. Sound about right? Yeeeeeah, I thought so.
