I Need a Good Whackin'!

Okay- I had one of those Nestle Tollhouse chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwiches yesterday. And a bowl of chili with cheese and sour cream. And some of my bf's chicken nachos. And I didn't work out. Wow- I don't usually mess up, but when I do- I deserve a huge whacking.
 
valapalooza said:
Okay- I had one of those Nestle Tollhouse chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwiches yesterday. And a bowl of chili with cheese and sour cream. And some of my bf's chicken nachos. And I didn't work out. Wow- I don't usually mess up, but when I do- I deserve a huge whacking.
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I think that calls for a double whackin. WHACK WHACK
 
*wacks Trucker for being insensative about ToM*

For some of us.. TOM is not a scedualed thing. :p It surprises me by coming whenever it pleases.. and then doubly surprises me by coming on time once in a few months. Its hard to be prepared for something that changes sceduale. I know cause I have meds I should be having 2 days before my TOM starts and I have to start them on the day of because they rearange their timing. :p

Anyway.. back on topic... *wacks trucker again*
 
Damn Avi, be careful. This could end up in the first-ever Twiny Stick Cage Match.

Irregular buys no credence from the Board. Sorry, this a battle we're in, not Health 101 class.

Twiny herself has spoken on the matter.

Case Closed.
 
T2 Trucker, I am with Avi2kat, you need a really good whack :D , when we expect it, it's not on time...when we don't or worse have an important event...you can bet it comes on time with vengeance...showing no mercy, but being 44 it may all soon be over.:D
 
Good Morning Blitzed,

Oy !!

After looking at your av, I'd gladly accept a whack from you. All other TOM- related business stands.

I'm sorry.
 
Just a side note....between ovulation and the start of TOM our progestorene levels go all wacky. This can cause a magnesium deficiency. Guess what food has the highest level of magnesium in any food on the planet?

Chocolate.
 
Ummmmm....looks like I am a prime candidate for a royal beating....

I am meeting a large group of friends at the beach today...and I LOVE to bake....sooooooo....Yesterday, I baked 4 different kinds of cookies to take. Since 2 of the recipes I was trying were new, I HAD to try them, right??? Well...I had 4 cookies yesterday. 2 in the afternoon and 2 in the evening. UGH!!!! VERY naughty!!!
 
Hmmmm bep. I'm not sure this would be grounds for a 'royal' beating and unless your hosting a 15 year old pic in your avatar, I can't see whipping out the Twiny Stick for what appears to be a relatively normal sized and rather cute woman.

I'd say if you used Splenda in those cookies, we'd have to throw out your request for a whackin'. We do on occasion fullfill request for thrill seekers and the submissive curious fetishes, but we make it standard practice to not conduct this business in this forum.

Chocolate in moderation is MEDICINAL.
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So is marijuana. My ex-wife always smoked weed during her TOM to 'cope with it' if infact she really needed any excuse at all.
 
T2 Trucker said:
Hmmmm bep. I'm not sure this would be grounds for a 'royal' beating and unless your hosting a 15 year old pic in your avatar, I can't see whipping out the Twiny Stick for what appears to be a relatively normal sized and rather cute woman.

I'd say if you used Splenda in those cookies, we'd have to throw out your request for a whackin'. We do on occasion fullfill request for thrill seekers and the submissive curious fetishes, but we make it standard practice to not conduct this business in this forum.
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Oh my goodness!!! I am TOTALLY laughing my butt off here!!! LOL!!! I am soooooooo NOT 15...I am 29 and that IS a snapshot of me taken a couple weeks ago. Hilarous!!! I guess I will just take that as a compliment but I think I do look my age.

"normal" sized???? Just look at my siggy...

And no....I didn't use Splenda in the baking...I might do that to myself, but not to my friends.
 
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So bep, you pretty much want this whackin' I take it.

and yes, that was a compliment.

btw, I meant the pic could be 15 years old, not you being 15 in that pic.

And touche`, I did miss the ticker. You muddled my investigating skills with your avatar. I didn't see any other reason to look around in your post. Maybe I was transfixed. I hope you understand.
 
OK - analysis of TOM by macho trucker has me CRACKING up!!!!!!! Also, chocolate is a natural anti-depressant. Oh the evil chocolate!!!!
 
MommyOf2 said:
OK - analysis of TOM by macho trucker has me CRACKING up!!!!!!! Also, chocolate is a natural anti-depressant. Oh the evil chocolate!!!!
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Chocolate??? EVIL???? NOOOOOO WAYYYYY!!!! Chocolate is my friend!!! We get along beautifully! Here is a tip though...I buy a Hershey's Special Dark Chocolate bar and eat 2 - 3 squares only occassionally when I have that MUST HAVE CHOCOLATE thing going on. 3 squares is only 55 cals so that is very easily do-able. And the dark chocolate has a deeper chocolate flavor and less sugar...does it just fine for me. Give it a try...the more bitter a chocolate you like, the more all-around better for you it really is. So...chocolate is not ALL evil....just snickers, M&M's, kisses, Twix....now THOSE are evil!!!! LOL!!!
 
LoL @ macho trucker. Well I'm not totally oblivious to the ways of TOM and let's just say TOM is more of a destroyer of machoism than a character contributor.

Trust me, even the most machoist of men get humbled during TOM. Ever wonder why fishing trips last 4 days. Coincidence ?? I think not ;)
 
So is marijuana. My ex-wife always smoked weed during her TOM to 'cope with it' if infact she really needed any excuse at all.
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Yes, but when I eat chocolate - I don't get any further munchies ;)

And Bep - you and I are at similar starting weight, current weight and goal!
 
Let's see...I ate rather naughty....I didn't drink enough water...I have been procrastinating allllll day, doing nothing whatsoever...yeah...

I need a few whackings. Whack away, please.
 
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