I am doing Free Metobolic Assessments

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sdwalker

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Hi, my name is Sabrina and I am a weight loss counselor. I am giving away free metabolic assessments today! If you want to find out why your not losing as much weight as you think you should please email me at sdwalker@texoma.net and I'll tell you why. Very imformative info. :coolgleamA:
 
sdwalker said:
Hi, my name is Sabrina and I am a weight loss counselor. I am giving away free metabolic assessments today! If you want to find out why your not losing as much weight as you think you should please email me at sdwalker@texoma.net and I'll tell you why. Very imformative info. :coolgleamA:
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1) can you describe your assessment, info we'd need to give you, your credentials, etc?

2) do we need to sign up for some hella-gay weight loss supplement like Viagra to get your free assessment? The last thing we all want is for our peepees to shrink.
 
If a person's not losing as much weight as they think they should - they really need to evaluate whether that SHOULD is realistic or not...

and then take a good hard look at what they're eating...
 
And there's also this really nifty feature called READ NEW POSTS -there's NO NEED for you to post the same stuff more than one.. that just m akes me think your a spammer and I really really HATE spammers
 
The point is, if you email that address, they know that the address you're sending the email from is active, and will therefore send you lots of spam.
 
Fat Lazy Guy said:
The point is, if you email that address, they know that the address you're sending the email from is active, and will therefore send you lots of spam.
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Which is why a person had best make sure they're using free e-mail accounts from Yahoo or some such place instead of your personal one.

BTW, the title of this thread - I am doing Free Metobolic Assessments - if a person can't even spell metabolism correctly, why the hell do you think they would even have a clue what they're doing?

As if it were possible to check your metabolism accurately on line with some dumb ass questionnaire anyways.
 
Doc Doc Doc, You really expect a spammer to be able to spell?

You should see how many LOOSE weight now spam posts that get deleted :)
 
LMAO! Yea my weight is "loose" enough as it is thank you. Now promise me I could stop it from jiggling so much and maybe I'll keep reading!
 
the loose vs lose makes me absolutely crazy...

I'm the worlds worst speller on any given day (I reached my spelling pinnacle in 8th grade when I placed in the top 5 in the state spelling bee) word procesors have made me a lazy speller...

but the biggest LOSER is in people's face on a regular basis...

Not a difficult concept to get...

Your pants become LOOSE when you LOSE weight.

You do not LOOSE Weight..

Why is that hard...

If spammers want to be taken seriously.

Learn to spell - they spend several minutes registering for these sites... why not present a more positive image?
 
maleficent said:
the loose vs lose makes me absolutely crazy...

I'm the worlds worst speller on any given day (I reached my spelling pinnacle in 8th grade when I placed in the top 5 in the state spelling bee)
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Ben Stiller in Happy Gilmore, "HEY, that's a tremendous looking trophy!"
 
You gotta love those people that are so confident you'll like their diet plan that they offer a full refund of your money.

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since guarantee is spelled wrong, that probably makes the money back refund void in 48 states and 22 countries...

BUt I'd be willing to bet the money you get back won't be the entire price you paid :)
 
I am APPAULED

Hello, I do not appreciate your slashing! I am not a spammer and yes I do type and hit the wrong letters at times, have you not? I am just wanting to help people who are overweight, excuse me for thinking that on a weight loss forum that there were people who would not want to lose weight.You all have made it very clear that you do not want my help! Yes, I am a certified weight loss counselor with Belly Buster Diet. Certified by the Before and After Weight Loss Centers in Florida. I did not mean to post it twice and I am sorry for that. But I will not sit here and let you all bash me. It is my goal to help every living being overweight. The metobolic assessment tells me how and why you are not losing weight like you should. It also tells me if your Thyroid is working correctly. That's it! Yes, we do have a diet program and we do have herbal supplements. All I wanted to do is offer some help or advice.
 
So then how you help on an internet forum is read thru existing threads and offer advice without benefiting your pocket book.

When your first two posts are nothing but advertising for your service -- that's spam...

And that's not allowed by forum rules -which you should have read before posting.

if you want to help people - them by all means help people...

oh yeah and it's appalled... :D

if you switch to Firefox as a web browser, it's got a spell checker built into it...
 
sdwalker said:
Yes, I am a certified weight loss counselor with Belly Buster Diet. Certified by the Before and After Weight Loss Centers in Florida.
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That has to be the funniest thing I've heard in months!

Do you hold Belly Buster Parties too?

"Belly Buster Parties are held much like a Mary Kay Cosmetics party or a Pampered Chef party where a hostess invites her friends, relatives and/or co-workers to learn about our diet and our products, which include protein supplements, herbal supplements, and our exclusive take-home, do-it-yourself body wraps kits. You may chose to have a weight loss party or a body wrap party or both."
 
sdwalker said:
Yes, I am a certified weight loss counselor with Belly Buster Diet. Certified by the Before and After Weight Loss Centers in Florida.
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Yeeeeeah, I looked all of that up and after looking at the website, you are no different than the chubby moms who are "certified" weight loss counselors that work at Jenny Craig. Just because you took some 2 week course on nutrition doesn't mean that you are actually a weight loss counselor. It's a BS title that is given to their employees in order to fool potential customers. I mean, that's what we are right? Customers?

FYI - My friend used to work at LA Weight Loss and was "certified" as well. Oh, I should also mention that my friend didn't know anything about weight loss, nutrition or overall health. She also didn't really care about the people she was "counseling". It was a job that she worked at while she was in college. She, a girl who didn't know shit about health, was a "certified weight loss counselor" just like you. Some respectable title, huh?


sdwalker said:
It is my goal to help every living being overweight.
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My neighbor has a morbidly obese cat. Your time would be better spent with her.
 
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