How to lose fat

Hi there!

What would you do if you were 20 pound thinner? I bet this question has popped up into your mind several times lately! It's time you got round to solving this sensitive problem. You know that and you've chosen to ask for help! Congratulations, cause you've come to the right person.

Hear me out here and you'll see one of your main frustrations disappear within seconds!Aren't you tired of people pointing the finger at you? Don't you just know you are being underestimated for the only reason that you don't have the most perfect body? You would feel so much more confident in yourself if only you lost those extra pounds that you simply hate.

I know what all that means because, not a long time ago, I was just like you! I used to be frustrated, sick, almost depressed. It was then when I decided my life had to change. And so it did when I started following the 3 simple rules I will later fill you in with.

Now, take a small break. Leave the computer, stick your head out on the windows, take a deep breath and look around. You should really enjoy living life. Now come back. I know you have problems, many people do but you must focus now on yours. It hard to lose weight correctly and it's even harder when you seek help and you only get ripped of. It's time for you to
learn how to defend yourself and that's why you should read "How To Spot Scammers In The Weight Loss Industry from Miles Away". It's a fre.e e-book. Read it and then get back to me for more info.
 
This guy got owned by the english language and pure logic, lets take a look.

What would I do if I were 20 lbs thinner? I'm 46 lbs thinner, no thanks to you.

Its time you got round to this sensitive problem. - Try around, it works better.

You know that and you've chosen to ask for help! - Ahh I love ambiguous nouns. What do I know again?

Congratulations, cause you've come to the right person. He uses contractions correctly, but can't be bothered to spell out the word "because".

Aren't you tired of people pointing the finger at you. Which finger is that? I have a finger I'd like to point at you right now, take a guess at which one it is.

Don't you just know you are being underestimated for the only reason that you don't have the most perfect body? - There has to be something wrong with this, I just can't pick it out at the moment.

I know what all that means because, not a long time ago, I was just like you! - I doubt it. I passed high school english class.

And so it did when I started following the 3 simple rules I will later fill you in with. - Once again, grammar wins. Ending sentences with a preposition is a no-no.


Leave the computer, stick your head out on the windows, take a deep breath and look around. - If its ok with you, can I stick my head out of the window instead of out on the windows?

I know you have problems, many people do but you must focus now on yours. - Practice what you preach. Adult remedial english and grammar is your friend.

It hard to lose weight correctly and it's even harder when you seek help and you only get ripped of. - Ripped of? What am I getting ripped of? If you think you came to the right place to explain that people looking to lose weight get ripped off, take a minute and read the forums. Guess what? ITS FREE MORON!

It's time for you to
learn how to defend yourself and that's why you should read "How To Spot Scammers In The Weight Loss Industry from Miles Away".
- Ahh it was just a matter of time. Run on sentence anyone? Are you sure that the name of that book isn't "How To Spot Spammers In the Weight Loss Forum from Miles Away"?

It's a fre.e e-book. Read it and then get back to me for more info. - Hmmmmm, Fre.e? A ploy to get past the spam filter. I got news for you pal, we (the members) are the spam filter. Learn to use proper grammar and get back to me.

Do I rip people for incorrect grammar often. No, I sure don't. Is my grammar perfect ? No, not all the time. It was really fun ripping this dude a new one.
 
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this guy seems like an affiliate of somebody's trying to promote their stuff to earn a little cash, or perhaps it's the guy who made the book promoting it himself. either way......it didn't work.

aevan, that post was great! :)
 
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