How is the economy affecting your life?

That boy needs some therapy...Or, maybe we all need sheep therapy
 
That boy needs some therapy...Or, maybe we all need sheep therapy

Sheep are quite docile, and very sweet.

That could be New Zealand's new slogan: "Come on down under and experience the wonder of Sheep Therapy Mate"

Just think ... "Sheep Therapy Spas". The dulcet sounds of sheep bleating in the night ... counting sheep takes on a whole new meaning :D

I think I'm onto a money-making venture here ...
 
Sheep are quite docile, and very sweet.

That could be New Zealand's new slogan: "Come on down under and experience the wonder of Sheep Therapy Mate"

Just think ... "Sheep Therapy Spas". The dulcet sounds of sheep bleating in the night ... counting sheep takes on a whole new meaning :D

I think I'm onto a money-making venture here ...


don't forget all the wool as a way to diversify your market.

On a side note. If one goes mad architectural at work would one still have a job?
 
don't forget all the wool as a way to diversify your market.

On a side note. If one goes mad architectural at work would one still have a job?

That's a silly question, Kraken. Everybody knows architects are already mad :D

Sheep shearing is a great way to pass the time on a sheep farm.

Tom, where the heck are you?
 
OK, I think we've got our problems solved, guys.

We move to NZ and set up a sheep spa under the guise of a virgin wool producer (because we know if Tom comes, there ain't gonna be no virgins left) :D

Then we set up an offshore company and run the funds through that company and keep our assets in a Swiss bank account.

And then we sell drugs. Sheep drugs.
 
I think it's quite clear that the economy has profoundly affected my mental status.

I'm checking myself in to a mental institution. Free drugs, free meals, free sensory deprivation.

The only problem with those places is they're kinda like Hotel California: You can check in any time you want, but you can never leave ... :D
 
i was just about to ask if any of you were feeling alright. It could be time to finally get checked into a mental health facility.

don't you know sheep carry diseases?
 
i was just about to ask if any of you were feeling alright. It could be time to finally get checked into a mental health facility.

don't you know sheep carry diseases?

We only deal in clean sheep here. We don't want our image tarnished by peddling substandard products.
 
That's kinda what I was getting at in my previous post. I just didn't come out and say it nearly as well as you just did.

Apparently my brain cells are quickly evaporating. I'm turning into "LAMBI" :D
 
Yes sir, thanks for choosing our sheep brothel. Before you begin your experience here may I ask you one thing? Would you like your sheep shaved or unshaved?
 
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