Michelley85
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Hi Everybody!
- Thread starter Snow_Predator
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ChefChiTown
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Alexiaechan
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^^;; sry chose the bra thing cuz it just seemed too funny
KEYCLESLERE
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TIME OUT....For a funny story!
Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.
I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.
A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.
Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.
Patient: How much will it cost?
Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!
Here is another one:
Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.
Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment!
Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.
The last one:
A trial is in progress in the court room.
Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal.
Judge: Then who is he?
Lawyer: He is a Collector.
Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.
Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.
I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.
A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.
Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.
Patient: How much will it cost?
Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!
Here is another one:
Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.
Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment!
Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.
The last one:
A trial is in progress in the court room.
Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal.
Judge: Then who is he?
Lawyer: He is a Collector.
Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.
CipCooriScamp
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Nice post.
I'm new to the forum. Nice post.
I'm new to the forum. Nice post.
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Snow_Predator
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Thanks for all your replies folks 
Haven't posted any before/during pics for a while now, as I've been really busy at work and not focusing too much on weight loss. However I HAVE been making an effort to go jogging at a slow pace for half an hour almost every day before breakfast, and I really think this is working well.
People have commented that I look slimmer, but I feel it's hard to notice because I'm not losing fat from the parts I want to ... yet. methinks my humungous but is getting smaller, plus I'm losing fat from my face. My belly will be last I think, seeing the genetic tendency of people of my race to have a fat belly all the time.
Keep you posted.
Noor
Haven't posted any before/during pics for a while now, as I've been really busy at work and not focusing too much on weight loss. However I HAVE been making an effort to go jogging at a slow pace for half an hour almost every day before breakfast, and I really think this is working well.
People have commented that I look slimmer, but I feel it's hard to notice because I'm not losing fat from the parts I want to ... yet. methinks my humungous but is getting smaller, plus I'm losing fat from my face. My belly will be last I think, seeing the genetic tendency of people of my race to have a fat belly all the time.
Keep you posted.
Noor