Funny things you get excited about when losing weight

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OK, I'm starting this thread to discuss the funny, goofy, maybe even down right strange things people get excited about when losing weight.

WARNING - this thread may contain material not suited for those with weak stomachs!!!

For me, when I lose weight, I only visit the "crapper" once every 2-3 days. I am eating plenty of fiber and drink, drink, drink so thats not the problem. But, I usually can correlate these events with a lower number on the scales the next morning. I've always thought this thought process was a little strange so thought I'd see if anyone else has strange things they experience when losing weight.:action14:
 
2-3 days between poops? Damn...I am twice a day and I am losing weight too!

I don't know if its funny, but I receive comments on needing a new belt. I wore it on the 2nd notch long enough that its permanently warped to be on that notch...now that I've moved from the 3rd and recently to the 4th it tends to pop out due to the warped shape.

I guess I need a new belt. Good thing its xmas time.
 
Karky said:
dude, maybe you're eating too much fiber? You should be ****ting at least once a day I think..
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wouldn't too much fiber make him go more frequently?

perhaps he's just eating so little that there's nothing to push through the pipes...?
 
Yeah ff, I am in the need for new belts too. I had to punch 2 new holes in the belt I wear with my jeans. My black dress belt is on the last notch and getting loose. I've got 3 brown belts so I can go down to the smaller ones as needed. I guess we should be happy. It's going to hurt to shop for new clothes once we reach our goals.

P.S. - leave my crapper habits alone, lol. Funny thread already!
 
F**k me, i sh1t like 3 times a day!

For me i suppose the good thing about losing weight is gaining visible abs!!

Oh and about the belts, i was on the 3rd hole now im on the fourth :D
 
I hate losing weight; not only are my trousers baggy but I'm paranoid about muscle wastage. I'm looking forward to upping the calories again
 
GT2003 said:
Yeah ff, I am in the need for new belts too. I had to punch 2 new holes in the belt I wear with my jeans. My black dress belt is on the last notch and getting loose. I've got 3 brown belts so I can go down to the smaller ones as needed. I guess we should be happy. It's going to hurt to shop for new clothes once we reach our goals.

P.S. - leave my crapper habits alone, lol. Funny thread already!
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Yeah I need new pants and such. My jeans are all too big now and I cannot wear them w/o a belt and even then the belt rides up and the pants look funny.
 
I get excited when my current clothes are becoming loose on me. Of course, then it's time to go clothes shopping again ($$).
 
I get excited about... beach season :D Haha. But since all this fantastic weight loss of mine is happening just in time for snow I'll have to settle for... hot tub season? :p I also have the baggy pants issue, but (don't ask me why) I HATE wearing belts. Just can't do it. They are just not comfortable. I wear the pants as long as I can without a belt, then either get new pants (if its jeans) or for my trousers (you know, the nice dry-clean only slacks) I just get a $20 tailoring job (cheaper than new pants in many cases!). But yeah, no belt for me. Actually I don't know many girls that belt up their pants :p Belts with baggy pants is kind of a guy thing.

Then I go home all pleased with myself for being in better shape and looking good in my size 8 jeans, and my sister starts yelling at me for being "anorexic and sickly". But then, my sister wears a size 20 at 5'7". Skewed perception, or just bitter? Who knows.
 
Good idea, so im about 218lbs now, if i get down to 200 i expect my penis to be 1.5 inches longer making it a whole 3" when erect.
 
hahah...the penis this is correct...better heart and artery health leads to better blood flow and blood pressure control thus better and bigger penile erections. :)
 
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